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BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-73-117-53-210.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jul 20 2017 11:34:50 AM EDT
Make the Spiders guestbook page Great Again! Rob Bliss rbliss94@yahoo.com Rob logged in from: c-73-79-97-23.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat May 27 2017 12:42:28 PM EDT
Have been a Spiders Season Ticket Holder for many years now. Im still pissed the Spiders give away so many tickets for student rush!! Steve Lauck goaler40@yahoo.com Steve logged in from: c-73-52-240-35.hsd1.oh.comcast.net On Mon Oct 10 2016 9:56:24 PM EDT
The Spiders need way throw back night. I still have my goalie pads. I might not be as quick as my debut in 1997, but I still got it.. Loved you guys... Steve the goalie. #40. adrienne adrienne logged in from: c-98-239-194-10.hsd1.oh.comcast.net On Sun May 5 2013 1:11:34 PM EDT
hey- this is steve's sister, just wondering if you guys were still around or not Porn Porn logged in from: pool-74-109-220-164.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net On Thu Aug 30 2012 3:23:50 PM EDT
great day in Spiders history . . .
Sun Aug 30 2009
The Spiders storm back to beat the Iceholes in Game Two of the Summer 2009 Finals by a score of 9-5, and even the series at one game apiece. Porn and Red both flip off Icehole fans in stands, and the threat of parking lot violence ensues, to the point where everyone was afraid to leave the locker room. Porn Porn logged in from: pool-74-109-220-164.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net On Tue Aug 7 2012 4:45:16 PM EDT
Just checking in and wishing Pete all the luck in the world with his date last night. I hope he treats you right Petey! Dave Dave logged in from: 66-87-83-145.pools.spcsdns.net On Mon Aug 6 2012 2:32:17 PM EDT
I plan on showing up tonight, seeing who is in the locker room, and then leaving.....oh wait, I'm not Ted. BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-98-236-52-89.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jul 19 2012 11:04:51 AM EDT
Attention everyone: Vagina boob. That is all. Anon Anon logged in from: 195.sub-166-249-113.myvzw.com On Wed Jun 6 2012 10:23:46 AM EDT
B B logged in from: c-71-199-123-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Dec 17 2011 9:44:24 PM EST
Anybody home? Hello? RED RED logged in from: pool-74-109-199-142.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net On Mon May 23 2011 10:59:21 PM EDT
Mikey your Spiders Poll Question........ Maybe technology has just past you by cause the Spiders already have a Facebook page. Way to be in the loop. All the working you been doing has slowed you down a bit. Red Red logged in from: pool-74-109-199-142.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net On Sat Oct 30 2010 5:59:28 PM EDT
How do i lose a star for fighting...... I just stood by the bench and didnt even get a penalty. But good game Twinkle Toes Ford. BrYan BrYan logged in from: cpis000 On Tue Aug 3 2010 6:31:24 AM EDT
Mikey what the hell??? That was MY quote of the night, not Charlie's!!!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-148-22.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Jul 13 2010 2:17:14 AM EDT We'd have totally won tonight with B, Ronnie, BrYan, and Stevie in the lineup. You guys missed the gayest fans ever. The Wolfpack actually had shirtless fans with "Wolfpack" spelled out in body paint. Mikey Mikey logged in from: be-wireless-pittnet-97.wireless.pitt.edu On Wed Jun 23 2010 1:46:22 PM EDT I'll perhaps update more frequently in the coming months. The class I'm teaching ends in July, and I'm about this close to quitting my regular job to boot (I'm emulating Dave). So I'll have nothing to do all day but sit around and update the site again, just like the olden days. P.S. I guess you soccer fags are all still maturbating over the big U.S. win this morning, eh? RED RED logged in from: mail.grantindustrial.com On Wed Jun 16 2010 4:27:04 PM EDT
LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING S.I.D. ON MONDAY RED RED logged in from: mail.controldesigninc.com On Tue Jun 1 2010 12:44:32 PM EDT
I second that B. B B logged in from: c-71-199-123-196.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri May 28 2010 10:02:23 PM EDT
About time with the update, Mikey Petey Petety logged in from: c-98-236-46-154.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Dec 10 2009 11:22:26 PM EST
Mikey I blame you for the Steelers loss. Mikey Mikey logged in from: be-wireless-pittnet-127.wireless.pitt.edu On Thu Nov 12 2009 3:45:18 PM EST Site got hacked again and I lost all entries added since August. Seems to be fixed now. Had to disable the current Pittsburgh weather script on the main page. As if any of this matters, as I suspect that noone ever reads this site any more anyhow... Mikey Mikey logged in from: static-71-103-240-218.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net On Tue Aug 11 2009 10:37:25 PM EDT
Cowabunga, dudes! Catching some tasty waves here in Cali, bros. Tough flight out, really killed my buzz, but we be jammin' on Redondo Beach tonight. Be back on Friday. 'Til then, hang ten, buds. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-96-236-173-84.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun Aug 2 2009 12:39:215 PM EDT
I have to say to say, I'm touched by everyone's concern over my "dissapearance" last week. And slightly aroused. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Fri Jul 31 2009 2:53:48 PM EDT
I voted for the spider puck with Mona cause as I understand they usually hack off a body part if you try to even take a picture of Mona. Look forward to seeing whats left of you Mikey at tonight's game. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pha75-1-81-57-54-152.fbx.proxad.net On Sat Jul 25 2009 8:24:24 AM EDT
Bon jour, mes amies! I've spent the last week and a half in Paris. And not only that, I've been visiting France. For those of you who may be wondering, I can confirm, there is indeed a place here where the naked ladies dance. Signing in now from a little cyber cafe along Boulevard Voltaire. Be back in time for our next game, hope you knocked them dead last week. Jess Jess logged in from: c-76-125-178-122.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Jun 28 2009 3:32:42 PM EDT
So I guess I need to carve time outta my schedule to get to the good ol' Plex to watch you guys crush some of these teams, Eh? (yes, unfortunately, I'm still alive and screaming - sorry for your ears!) Haven't been able to even think about getting on the ice - I wanna see what it looks like when a bunch of pros like you guys are skating around! B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-216.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Jun 26 2009 1:39:24 PM EDT
Who does Porn have to blow to get a #1 star in these here parts??? Also, Rich deserved something for sitting in the stands in business attire blackberrying away. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-246-208.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Jun 25 2009 11:04:15 PM EDT
What a shock to hear that Michael Jackson died. Just last week he was quoted as
saying he felt like a 13 year old boy. Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Tue Jun 23 2009 9:42:43 AM EDT
I thought we won the last game 8-4? MARION HOSSA MARION logged in from: cache-dtc-af05.proxy.aol.com On Sat Jun 13 2009 7:56:02 PM EDT
I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR DICKING OFF THE PENGUINS NATION. I SHOULD HAVE SIGNED WITH YOU GUYS. DAM. DAM. DAM. I HAVE SO MUCH REGRET............ YOU MIGHT AS WELL START CALLING ME MORON HOSSA. SORRY. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: c-71-60-176-5.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Jun 13 2009 2:37:34 PM EDT
GUINS WIN GUINS WIN!!! A great time was had by one and all at Ted's party. Including a inflatable cup stealing by Big Red. Hopefully we'll have pictures up soon. Hossa crying on the bench, PRICELESS!!! Area 51 mjmadia@gmail.com Area 51 logged in from: w03.proxy.fedex.com On Thu May 7 2009 5:48:03 PM EDT
Yes I am with FedEx, I am working in Florida, send me an email at my account I will give you the scoop. LONG LIVE KENNY G!!!!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: be-wireless-pittnet-113.wireless.pitt.edu On Thu May 7 2009 3:17:04 PM EDT
Hey! A blast from the past. Greetings and salutations. Working for FexEx now, I take it? Hey, if the Pens need our help,
they really are in trouble, last night's victory not withstanding... Michael Madia (Area 51) mjmadia@gmail.com Michael logged in from: w04.proxy.fedex.com On Tue May 5 2009 6:50:58 PM EDT
If this thing with the Capitals does not get any better you guys might have to step in and get the pens on track this weekend!!!! Kenny G might have to step in for some goal scoring power because Malkin is disappearing once again. Go Spiders Jeff Jeff logged in from: inetnar10x.ft28.upmc.edu On Thu Apr 16 2009 10:13:15 AM EDT
I taught Tyler Kennedy how to score goals! That was an exact replay from my goal on tuesday. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-160-74.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 15 2009 12:43:52 AM EDT
So, what was the verdict? Didya guys pull out a victory in my absence, or did you crash and burn? B B logged in from: c-24-131-64-52.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Thu Apr 9 2009 1:11:28 PM EDT
Well if we had come across your bloody almost lifeless body we certainly would have stopped....and then rifled through your pockets for any change or gift cards. Also, you are a right handed shooter so i certainly would have lifted your sticks and also checked to see if that magnificent yellow Pens jersey was in your bag before we drove off Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-151-226.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 9 2009 3:34:08 AM EDT
I saw that car in the field. It was just past where I almost bought the farm so you probably drove right over my
tire tracks. Good thing Satan took the wheel for me, or you'd have been driving over my bloody corpse instead.
Although perhaps Mrs. Dr. B could have saved me by plugging my ruptured aorta with some chewing gum and a
twisty tie from the back of the Twink Mobile... B B logged in from: c-24-131-64-52.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Wed Apr 8 2009 3:21:15 PM EDT
I drove about 20 mph from the heidelberg exit on 79 till the greentree exit on 279 as did everyone around me. Plus got to see a car go off of 79 about 30 yards into a field. Very excitign evening. Thanks PennDOT! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-160-239.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 8 2009 2:08:33 AM EDT
I'll have you know I almost died on the way home tonight. Spun the truck
in the snow on 79. Luckily, Satan was my co-pilot. RED RED logged in from: cache-dtc-af05.proxy.aol.com On Sun Apr 5 2009 11:23:58 AM EDT
WILL WE BE MISSING ANYONE TONIGHT? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-159-140.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Fri Apr 3 2009 12:24:58 AM EDT
In my defense, I normally pre-program the entire season schedule when
it's first released. Given the past few seasons where we've gotten it
two games at a time and with months in between games, I've been doing it
manually and simply forgot last week. If we ever get back to having a
full season schedule up front, I'll go back to automating the next game
script. B B logged in from: c-24-131-64-52.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Mon Mar 23 2009 4:07:49 PM EDT
I voted for Twink Mobile BIG RED BIG RED logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Mar 4 2009 2:18:31 PM EDT
COMMENT FOR THIS DATE IN SPIDER HISTORY...... YOUR WELCOME FOR THE 4 GOALS AND 1 ASSIST IN THE LAST 6 MINUTES. I HEARD THE SOME OF THOSE GUYS ARE STILL IN THERAPY THAT WE COME BACK LIKE THAT. B B logged in from: c-24-131-64-52.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Wed Feb 25 2009 1:11:01 PM EST
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that lately I've been sitting around the house taking some really artistic and fun pictures of my genitalia. If any of you would like me to FedEx some of the pictures on out to you, just drop me a line and I'll get you some pics lickity-split! Petey So Meaty Petey So Meaty logged in from: nos114-01.cup.edu On Fri Feb 20 2009 6:30:58 PM EST
So when are those pictures from the Mellon Arena going to be put up? Mikey Mikey logged in from: be-wireless-pittnet-20.wireless.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 27 2009 7:52:18 PM EST
Meh, tell me when giant popes attack a condom... Jeff Jeff logged in from: 240-murdock138.cerner.upmc.edu On Sat Jan 24 2009 5:52:06 PM EST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxoY4gG7C98 Check it out! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 20 2009 4:00:41 PM EST
Ok, first off, it's a sad testament to just how far this website has
fallen that January 20th is the first post of the new year. That being
said, to commemorate his inauguration, Barack Obama has chosen the following
song as his Official Presidential Theme:
In the Barack Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright B B logged in from: c-24-131-64-52.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Wed Dec 31 2008 12:50:46 AM EST
Let me just give my 2 cents about the three stars. If Porn doesnt get the number 1 star for tonight then no one should ever get the number 1 star ever again. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-246-89.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Dec 25 2008 12:51:29 AM EST
Then there wuz sheep-doods in teh field, an they wuz
watchin teh sheep in teh dark. Iz vry vry boring.
srsly. An suddenly, visible angel! An glory! O noez!!
But teh angel sed, "DONT AFRAID OF ENYTHING! it r ok,
you can has gud news for all teh doodz! Todai in da
city ov David, you can has sayvur! is Christ da Lord!
w00t! Iz sign fer u, find da baybee wrapd like brrito
in a big fud dish." An suddenly, moar angelz! They sez,
"w00t to teh Ceiling Cat! An peace fer doodz he luffs!
Kthxbai." http://www.lolcatbible.com/ B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Dec 5 2008 1:13:18 AM EST
If you guys can handle it then I say go for it! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Dec 4 2008 3:39:51 PM EST
I say from now on if we win a championship we skate the thong around the ice.
Mrs. Dr. B can be wearing it at the time or not, as she sees fit. Mrs. Dr. B. Mrs. logged in from: 151.195.126.27 On Thu Dec 4 2008 11:03:37 AM EST
Long live the lure of the Spiders thong. Congrats guys! It was a fun game! BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Dec 4 2008 12:44:07 AM EST
WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPIONS BIIIIAAAAAATTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHEEEEESSSSSSSS Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-154-252.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun Nov 30 2008 3:23:17 AM EST
Very well, I stand corrected. Changes have been made. Petey Petey logged in from: c-24-3-9-246.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Nov 27 2008 2:07:03 AM EST
Just for clarification Mikey, the quote was from my brother. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Fri Nov 21 2008 2:46:56 PM EST
Aren't all of the games scheduled before midnight? B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Nov 19 2008 10:25:25 PM EST
Nice one steve steve logged in from: 63.118.63.34 On Tue Nov 18 2008 9:17:27 AM EST
Pseudo-unsportsmanlike?! I think my late goal was just the opposite: totally pseudo-sportsmanlike. BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Nov 17 2008 9:21:13 PM EST
Glad to see I was in everyone's thoughts in the locker room during the playoff game. And besides, B's only jealous cause his wife looks at ME that way...... ;)
Nice win the other night. Maybe they will schedule a game before midnight one night. BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Nov 16 2008 12:10:17 PM EST
I officially protest the poll question. MikEy MikEy logged in from: pool-72-95-149-173.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Nov 4 2008 12:47:18 AM EST
I say it every Election Day but it never gets old: Vote early, vote often! steve steve logged in from: c-76-120-152-135.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Nov 3 2008 2:33:00 PM EST
On the Spiders team page on sportability, under Spiders contact info, it has Pete's name for "head". What does that mean? BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Nov 2 2008 3:42:31 PM EST
Good catch B. He made fun of me in his blog about the opener so I decided to email him and respond. We've actually been talking back and forth....he's a pretty good dude.
I got a MAF autographed puck in the mail on Friday too.....see Ritchy, I took the hit for a reason. I wonder how much I can sell that for............... B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Oct 30 2008 10:33:34 AM EDT
Bryan is a media star. It's in the section listed under October 24th--- http://community.post-gazette.com/blogs/emptynetters/default.aspx?PageIndex=2
Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Tue Oct 28 2008 10:01:01 AM EDT
I will be out of Wednesdays game. I have a sprain or something on my left wrist. I want to rest it up for the playoffs. B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Oct 25 2008 12:15:10 AM EDT
It's always me Mikey. MIkey MIkey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 22 2008 5:15:34 PM EDT
An actual search just used to find our website: "women loving exploring looking at
big hung studs cocks dick penis." Bren, is that you? MikeY MikeY logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Oct 20 2008 9:15:22 PM EDT
Q: What did the elephant say when he saw Petey naked? B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Oct 16 2008 11:37:15 AM EDT
Since when did we begin referring to Pete as "Dumbo"? MikeY MikeY logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 15 2008 5:50:08 PM EDT
Don't worry, no one is concerned about your health and safety. B was just asking
because he wanted dibs on your jersey if you didn't pull through. P.S. Is there anyone
on our team who DOESN'T know what it's like fucking Dumbo? BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Oct 14 2008 10:30:40 PM EDT
For all those truely concerned about my health and safety, (thanks B), I found out tonight that I actually sustained a concussion from my run in with that piece of vulcanized rubber. No, that was not a self diagnosis. I was told to stay home and rest for 48 hours.....
Ferris Buhler's Day off Anyone?!?!
Ridiculous. steve steve logged in from: 63.118.63.34 On Tue Oct 14 2008 1:42:53 PM EDT
BrYan, you should choose a different analogy for those on our team who don't know what it's like fucking dumbo. Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Mon Oct 13 2008 4:52:17 PM EDT
You should were your helmet next time. Maybe you can sit with Charley up front. BrYan BrYan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Oct 13 2008 5:18:25 AM EDT
Thanks for the honorary third star. It was hard earned, believe me. My ear is still swollen. I look like fucking dumbo. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Tue September 23 2008 1:39:52 PM EDT
Which gives me an idea. We should hold a vote for the all-time
best Spiders "Quote of the Night." Except that if Charlie wins,
he'd never stop masturbating over his trophy. Which is, of course,
no different than any other day... B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Sep 23 2008 10:21:00 AM EDT
Thats a classic quote Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-163-143.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Sep 10 2008 11:48:26 PM EDT
Am I a pussy because
this scene makes me cry? steve steve logged in from: 63.118.63.34 On Tue Sep 2 2008 8:08:12 AM EDT
Watch out! You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off. - Buzz Lightyear, Star Command (also Charlie, before winding up for a hard slap shot) Dave Dave logged in from: c-24-3-9-246.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Mon Aug 25 2008 10:57:35 PM EDT
Just a friendly reminder that I will not be at the game on Friday as I will be traveling to NYC to stop a certain former maple leafs player from signing with the rangers. That and I will also be stopping in Chinatown to find an asian player for Charlie. B B logged in from: c-67-186-15-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Aug 22 2008 9:01:42 AM EDT
YES! Another quote of the week! I'm like a freight train that can't be stopped. Dave Dave logged in from: c-24-3-9-246.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Fri Aug 22 2008 8:43:49 AM EDT
Hey mikey, no mention of the 5-3 pk kill? Or of Charlie going to the bar afterwards so he could try to score with that chick from the other team? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 13 2008 5:03:27 PM EDT
No, no, no. You PWNED him! Not only that, but
all his base are belong to you. Ryan Malone Ryan logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Aug 13 2008 4:16:29 PM EDT
Everything is gay about Red. I owned him during my years at USC. FORMER SPIDER FORMER SPIDER logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Fri Jul 18 2008 1:26:51 PM EDT
there is nothing gay about red Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-254-85.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Jul 17 2:02:55 AM EDT
Sorry I was late with the site updates tonight, guys. I got home to find
out Rush was on The Colbert Report and I had to stop masturbating
over our new jerseys long enough to masturbate over seeing Rush
on American TV for the first time in 30 years. mark mark logged in from: f143-062.opera-mini.net On Sat Jul 12 2008 12:59:21 PM EDT
Jeff Jeff logged in from: c-71-61-94-167.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jul 10 2008 10:54:01 PM EDT
I voted Bee's Knee's, because this is Petey's favorite position. B B logged in from: c-71-195-76-13.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Jul 9 2008 12:02:29 PM EDT
I voted "failure" in the poll. Simple reason- anytime a question has to do with Petey and a possible response is failure I will always select it. Doesn't matter what question it is. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-153-25.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Jul 1 9:31:02 PM EDT
I leave you guys for one fucking playoff game and you can't even beat
the Natural Disasters?! Vegas was ring a ding ding swingin' baby. A
guy on the street sold me a front row George Carlin ticket for only fifty
bucks! But then for some reason he never showed up. Siegfried and Roy
said to say hi. Actually Siegfried said hi, Roy just mumbled in his wheelchair
and then wet himself... Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Thu Jun 26 2008 9:03:09 AM EDT
Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Wed Jun 25 2008 5:29:18 PM EDT
If we win tonight, anyone up for beers and watching the second game? Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Fri Jun 20 2008 10:25:20 AM EDT
I did get the second goal. Thanks for the star. I think it's my first in two seasons. I also drew two penalties and took two penalties. That was a fun game. Bryan Bryan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jun 19 2008 10:00:30 PM EDT
According to the most up to the min stats in Pete's profile, I took more penalty minutes in one shift than Petey did the entire season. Come on Capt, show some heart and sole! Even Sid the kid took 39 PIMS this season Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu Jun 19 2008 8:46:40 AM EDT
I would have included Porn as a number one star, not for his big saves keeping us in the game but for being the only one tapping his stick on the ice when I was slammed into the boards. He's my hero, so he tells me. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Wed Jun 18 2008 6:50:32 PM EDT
So the order has been filled, but when will it be completed? Or should I say successfully completed and delivered to the right people? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Jun 18 2008 2:16:16 PM EDT
Steve, you have solidified your place in the Spiders Hall of Fame steve steve logged in from: 63.118.63.34 On Tue Jun 17 2008 2:38:56 PM EDT
Update from jersey hell: the order has been placed! The total cost will be 65 per jersey. This is for a higher quality logo than the original quote, with money from the Spiders slush fund used to offset most of the difference. Price includes socks. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-161-246.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun Jun 15 4:12:28 PM EDT
My bad. I have a script where I enter the entire schedule at the
beginning of each season. Obviously there was no ability to do so
this time, so things got messed up. Corrections have been made. Bryan Bryan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Jun 15 2008 1:59:16 PM EDT
Good call B, was gonna ask the same thing. GO SPIDERS b b logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Jun 15 2008 1:53:26 PM EDT
why does it say our next game is 8 pm vs knuckleheads and sportability says 940 vs wolfpack? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jun 12 2008 11:06:57 PM EDT
Basically, I think we learned what would happen if the Spiders moved up to the B league.... Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Thu Jun 12 2008 3:27:33 PM EDT
8-0? Geez, what happened last night? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Jun 6 2008 11:21:19 PM EDT
Love the new logo...including the gold stripe here on the left.... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-252-56.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Jun 4 1:24:53 AM EDT
Some words of inspiration for game six... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-153-12.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Jun 3 12:53:04 AM EDT
That was one epic motherfucking hockey game. Sykora calls his shot... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-248-231.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu May 29 2008 10:40:22 PM EDT
And there was much rejoicing. All seriousness
aside, you mean the week of December 9th? 2012? Petey Petey logged in from: c-71-60-225-27.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 28 2008 5:15:32 PM EDT
The Iceoplex is supposed to be up and running again sometime in the week of the 9th. Commence rejoicing. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-174-68.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue May 20 2008 11:16:52 PM EDT
Call Detroit, tell them bullshit! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-163-217.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Mon May 19 2008 12:07:03 AM EDT
And you can hop in the Cordova baby, we're goin' dancin' with Lord Stanley! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: c-71-60-208-88.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun May 18 2008 7:43:31 PM EDT
Stanley come home! this one was to easy, nothing like making Philly look silly! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Thu May 15 2008 1:33:59 PM EDT
Is anybody else under the impression that Adam doesn't like his name
and wants to be called "AJ" from now on? It's ok with me if he doesn't
like his given name, but if we're going to refer to him differently,
let's go with something more descriptive of his personality. How
about "Princess Tinkerbell Ticklebottom?" AJ AJ logged in from: c-76-120-171-110.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 14 2008 10:52:43 PM EDT
ESPN: "The Penguins were scheduled to skate at 11:30 am Tuesday morning, but when a number of the players wanted to go on the Wachovia Center ice early, staff refused to turn on the lights over the ice."
3-0! AJ AJ logged in from: c-76-120-171-110.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 14 2008 10:38:34 PM EDT
Classic. http://www.detroithockey.net/multimedia/1997/ AJ AJ logged in from: c-76-120-171-110.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 14 2008 10:34:58 PM EDT
Lost locker room pic of Mickey in the early spiders days....http://www.thescore.ca/sixpack/gary_mark.jpg Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-249-3.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sat May 10 2008 12:06:33 AM EDT
That Malkin goal was the shit... Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Fri May 9 2008 10:32:15 AM EDT
So in other words the ice conditions at Southpointe now are exactly the same as they've
been since 1997. No, alas, they disconnected the webcam years ago. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Fri May 9 2008 10:09:18 AM EDT
my wife was at Jay's yesterday, she said the ice is melted and there's a hole in the concrete where the zamboni enters...we're never gonna play there again. Mikey is there still a link for the webcam at southpointe? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-160-103.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Fri May 9 2008 12:23:22 AM EDT
No, you're thinking of acrotomophilia. Hey, I'm watching Letterman
right now, and Paris Hilton is on. Apparently she plays ice hockey. Or
at least did in high school.
B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu May 8 2008 11:37:41 PM EDT
Does that mean he has a fetish for women with amputated limbs? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-160-103.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu May 8 2008 11:22:55 PM EDT
He's ambidextrous... B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu May 8 2008 5:55:01 PM EDT
Kenny G, you truly are a man's man. I thought you were joking about your finger being broken. Hope it wasnt on your jerking hand. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu May 8 2008 8:22:32 AM EDT
I'm warning this website not to get to gay...yeah I know, to late. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Wed May 7 2008 2:39:01 PM EDT
Gary Roberts once solved a Rubik's Cube in five seconds using
only his dick. Gary Roberts Gary logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed May 7 2008 11:52:22 AM EDT
WWBMD. SELL ALL HIS TICKETS,THATS WHAT. I'M WATCHING YOU. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Mon May 5 2008 1:27:09 PM EDT
Except that you're ignoring the implications of Logo One's association with
Jeremiah Wright and the subsequent impact on Logo One's "electability." B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon May 5 2008 10:22:06 AM EDT
I'll be the political expert and "call" Logo 1 the winner with only 66% of the vote in Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-255-61.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun May 4 2008 10:48:03 PM EDT
Logo One is leading in the popular vote, but Logo Two has the edge
in Super Delegates... B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun May 4 2008 9:45:27 PM EDT
Very nice...it looks like logo 1 has won Kenny G http://www.cafepress.com/kennyg67/ Kenny logged in from: c-71-60-208-88.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat May 3 2008 10:36:37 PM EDT
ok,I've been trying to make this work for a couple years now. Looks like its working with our new logo. Check it out. I'm actually afraid someone will wear the spider thong to a game. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Thu May 1 2008 1:04:37 PM EDT
It's just a flesh wound... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu May 1 2008 9:47:44 AM EDT
For the record, make sure its in the team history that I played the rest of the game with a broken finger. autograhed x-ray pictures will be for sale at NHL.COM/AUTION later today. Gary Bettman Gary logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Apr 30 2008 12:10:01 AM EDT
I congratulate the Spiders on a hard fought game tonight with the tough circumstances our league has dealt for them. However, I'm confident that during our rink imposed lockout over the next month (probably gonna be 2) you'll be able to get your cap number under control and sign a regular goalie. I applaud you and wish you good luck....
You need a new building to surive though. Renevating the current one will only put off today's problems for tomorrow. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Mon Apr 28 2008 12:43:58 PM EDT
That's MR. Rick Rolling Faggot to you! B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Apr 28 2008 11:50:15 AM EDT
You Rick Rollin' faggot!!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-254-48.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 23 2008 1:22:07 AM EDT
Anyone interested in free tickets to Friday night's Pens' game? http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-253-107.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Apr 22 2008 1:19:32 AM EDT
Who in the Sam Hill is this "AJ" of whom you speak? AJ AJ logged in from: c-76-120-171-110.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Apr 21 2008 10:49:55 PM EDT
The KO Sports jersey quote was around 55 each, see my email for details. AJ AJ logged in from: c-76-120-171-110.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Apr 21 2008 10:46:12 PM EDT
Extra ice time...
Mt. Leb. approx 10 each. Let me know ASAP if you are in so I can reserve it.
Monday 5-12-08 9-10PM
and
Thursday 5-15-08 at 830-930pm B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Apr 20 2008 3:59:42 PM EDT
That sounds pretty cool actually...nice one Adam Adam Jones adamjonesemail@aim.com Adam logged in from: dynamic-acs-24-239-197-62.zoominternet.net On Sun Apr 20 2008 1:32:26 AM EDT
KoSports is going to send me a quote on Monday. less than 50 bucks with numbers and name on the front. If we send them a picture we can get a personalize emblem on the front. Maybe do the S with flames would look cool similar to the Calgary C with flames. Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Apr 18 2008 7:08:15 PM EDT
Where is this email birthday announcement Kenny G supposedly sent? I never received it. Either
that or I'm now so old and so senile that I just don't remember it. *sigh* Another year shot to hell.
On the bright side, it's one year closer to the sweet embrace of death and the end of this
miserable existence. Petey Petey logged in from: c-71-60-225-27.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Apr 18 2008 5:53:56 PM EDT
Happy birthday Mikey, try not to spend too much time thinking about philosophy. And by philosophy I mean porn. And by porn, I mean "gay porn". B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Apr 18 2008 5:27:48 PM EDT
Kenny G said so in the email...i was just the only one nice enough to respond Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Fri Apr 18 2008 1:25:43 PM EDT
How the hell did you know it was my birthday? Have you been rifling
through my trash again? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Apr 18 2008 11:13:10 AM EDT
Happy birthday Mikey. Go get yourself laid. You'll like it I promise. Don't be scared. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Fri Apr 18 2008 8:30:37 AM EDT
I wouldn't worry about using the surplus money to buy jerseys. safe that for logos setup fees. Petey Petey logged in from: c-71-60-225-27.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Apr 17 2008 5:57:39 PM EDT
Remember that we do have some money in the bank, and might have surplus depending league fees wherever we play next season. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 17 2008 5:23:48 PM EDT
Later tonight or whenever I get a chance, I'll grab images and post them on the main
page so we can compare jerseys side by side. I was saying to Kenny G last week
at the playoffs that I really like the look of the new Ottawa socks, but they're that RBK Edge
crap so not only do they probably suck to wear, they're $30 a pop. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-153-78.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 17 2008 1:43:22 PM EDT
I like the Ottawa red, don't have a preference for white. Check out this
site. Page two has some interesting Team Canada and Ottawa 67s jerseys in
red/black/white. B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Apr 17 2008 12:08:26 PM EDT
Sounds good to me.....if we stick with red and black my vote goes to ottawa, phoenix or calgary Erik http://www.erikschutzman.com Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Thu Apr 17 2008 10:04:21 AM EDT
I can design a logo. I am a designer by profession.
We should stick with red and black, since most of us have those colored socks. That brings me to another thought. I heard a long time ago that the color of your teammates socks are more important than the jersey, since that is what you see in your peripheral vision when your puck handling. We should get a pack of matching socks a well. B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Apr 17 2008 9:28:30 AM EDT
Both the ottawa one and calgary are nice Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu Apr 17 2008 8:16:02 AM EDT
I'm up for the calgary jerseys. My other 2 suggestions would be Chicago or the red 3rd sweater the Senators had a couple years ago.. I'd like to stay with a red/black combo. Here's the next question,are we staying the Spiders? do we want a new spider logo? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Apr 17 2008 1:20:38 AM EDT
I vote for either Philly orange, Montreal or Calgary
http://www.hockeygiant.com/jersey---apparel-hockey- Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-153-186.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 17 2008 12:53:22 AM EDT
Adam was our Gary Roberts tonight. And to follow in the footsteps
of GR (and Chuck Norris before him), we need to get "WWAJD" bracelets
and start a list of "Adam Jones Facts." I'll start: "Adam destroyed
the periodic table because he only believes in the element of surprise." Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Apr 16 2008 2:10:06 PM EDT
watch a little hockey...play a little hockey. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Wed Apr 16 2008 10:58:06 AM EDT
Reading the past couple entries into the guestbook here and all I can say is.....yeah....thats getting into creepy territory there......and some people have too much time on their hands...aka Mikey.....and with regards to B's post....well know I know why he always says his nights are booked..... B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Apr 16 2008 10:47:23 AM EDT
I manage to tire Petey out every other night so dont worry about it! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Apr 15 2008 8:45:12 PM EDT
You're just figuring that out now? Seriously, though, if you want to give your plan
a shot tomorrow, let's go for it. Although it won't work if Petey is one of the
centers, as he never gets tired... B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Apr 15 2008 6:19:08 PM EDT
You're a weird dude man. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Tue Apr 15 2008 1:41:03 PM EDT
And if your Bethel team jumped off a cliff would you want us to
do it as well? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Apr 14 2008 10:10:04 PM EDT
I'd love to an innovator but this is what we did on my Bethel team so I'm just taking the idea from there. You would use 3 centers as really centers should be skating more than any other position so theoretically should be tiring out faster. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Apr 14 2008 4:03:42 PM EDT
Not only is the man a magician on the ice, now he wants to dazzle us with his coaching expertise.
All seriousness aside, the only problem I see with that logic is that your three centers will all
be going two shifts without skating instead of rotating the two shifts down between all the
forwards. Or, if we have eight up front, everybody except the double shifter is on the
bench for two line changes. Or am I misinterpreting? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Apr 13 2008 7:33:24 PM EDT
Fully aware i misspelled Wednesday B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Apr 13 2008 7:32:35 PM EDT
Just a thought... I know most of us hate having someone "play through" a line so maybe we can the following starting on Wenesday if everyone agrees. If we have 7 forwards we can play with 2 sets of wings and 3 centers...if we have 8 lets just have one guy a period double shift and play with three lines. that will eliminate the 8 consecutive minutes we sit when we are down. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-160-179.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 10 2008 12:00:15 AM EDT
Roberts was a beast out there tonight. B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Apr 9 2008 11:33:02 PM EDT
We need our own Gary Roberts.... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Apr 9 2008 3:10:59 PM EDT
my prediction for game one. Ruutu scores the game winner at 4AM Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Wed Apr 9 2008 1:07:38 PM EDT
B, if the wind blows you get a boner. P.S. Kenny G and I will
be there. We'll be the ones wearing Penguin jerseys. If anyone
is looking for tickets, I hear Bryan is selling. His seats
are right behind second base. All you have to do is respond to
his "Casual Encounters" ad on Craigslist. B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Apr 9 2008 11:37:34 AM EDT
I just got the most hugest boner ever after reading that!!!!
Anyone else going to the game tonight? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-247-217.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 9 2008 12:33:54 AM EDT
More evidence that Mikey is a raging homosexual:
I've scored 183 goals, to go along with 186 assists, for a total of 369 points.
Which means I average .52 goals per game, .53 assists, and 1.05 points per game (based
on 350 total Spiders regular season games, not taking into account the
handful of games I've missed due to anal warts over the years).
I've tallied 13.12% of all goals the Spiders have ever scored, and figured in on
26.47%. Did I mention I'm a raging homosexual? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Apr 3 2008 8:25:49 PM EDT
Just think, without Pete's offensive contribution our goals for would probably only be 3.97 a game. Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Thu Apr 3 2008 4:54:38 PM EDT
It all turned around when I joined the team. He he he. Coincidence? Analwarts. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 3 2008 2:05:18 PM EDT
You are correct, sir. Did you also know that we have now played 350 total regular season games?
We average 3.98 goals per game, we give up an average of 4.42 per game, and our overall
winning percentage is .428 Looking back over the results page, geez, did we ever
suck. We went eight seasons without a winning record between 2002 and 2004, never had more
than four wins during that stretch, and three times had only one win. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu Apr 3 2008 12:27:19 PM EDT
Mikey, you forgot to mention that last night was the Spiders 150th reg.season win. Pete was going to treat everyone to DairyQueen last night but someone locked him in the showers. steve steve logged in from: 63.118.63.34 On Thu Apr 3 2008 9:29:58 AM EDT
I was worried about that mofo until he put me on my back with 1:15 left in the game. And then he said "you alright" and I swear I thought it was Darth Vader. B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Apr 3 2008 1:03:23 AM EDT
That defenseman's face was fucking purple. I was actually legitimately worried about him in the 3rd. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Mar 26 2008 4:17:39 PM EDT
Fo' shizzle my nizzle... Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Wed Mar 26 2008 2:05:52 PM EDT
Charley, this might help us get our black playa. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-156-175.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 25 2008 11:57:09 PM EDT
You mean there are message boards other than the guestbook? B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Mar 25 2008 11:20:31 PM EDT
If you go on the message board for the D league on sportability, you can see the natives are restless from other teams as well regarding scheduling. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-154-204.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 20 2008 11:02:27 PM EDT
Although by mentioning it you probably jinxed us and we'll still be sitting on
win number 149 come March 2012, I'm not objected to it. What did you have in mind? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu Mar 20 2008 1:06:18 PM EDT
According to the Game Results section our next win will be the Spiders francise 150 win. Should we plan anything for for it? Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Wed Mar 19 2008 3:37:06 PM EDT
I vote for Bob Log III to be the official Spiders house band.
http://www.boblog111.com/video-boob-scotch.html Erik Erik logged in from: impaqt.com On Wed Mar 19 2008 3:36:12 PM EDT
Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Mar 17 2008 7:55:03 PM EDT
Now we know what Porn was doing over spring break. http://tinyurl.com/27wxgm Erik Erik logged in from: c-67-163-189-184.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Mar 12 2008 8:14:33 PM EDT
Ha ha ha. B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Mar 12 2008 4:14:57 PM EDT
We already have a Crosby. Pete. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Mar 12 2008 11:54:25 AM EDT
I hear that Crosby is not playing tonight so he can play with the spiders? E E logged in from: c-67-163-189-184.hsd1.ct.comcast.net On Wed Mar 12 2008 7:27:15 AM EDT
Erik Erik logged in from: 75-144-3-18-ross.pa.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Tue Mar 11 2008 9:55:01 PM EDT
So I can get a star by standing at their blueline and getting a garbage goal? I shouldn't have listened to my coaches. BTW, those goals were Ted's fault. No more D for Tbone. Erik Erik logged in from: 75-144-3-18-ross.pa.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Tue Mar 11 2008 9:44:41 PM EDT
Fuck you Mikey. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Tue Mar 11 2008 12:58:23 PM EDT
I love you puckbag. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Tue Mar 11 2008 10:28:05 AM EDT
I would have been at the game on time, however, I had to help commit Kenny to WPIC after his separation from the puckbag put him into emotional and mental distress. B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Mar 5 2008 11:35:32 PM EST
Disgraceful I tell you Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-155-76.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 5 2008 11:18:58 PM EST
Do you guys have any idea how much 'batin time I wasted driving
all the way out to South Park for nothing? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Wed Mar 5 2008 5:39:44 PM EST
Goalies? We don't need no stinking goalies! B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Mar 5 2008 5:19:44 PM EST
Just play posts...what the fuck do we need goalies for? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Tue Mar 4 2008 3:32:08 PM EST
Mikey, medication time! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-250-83.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 4 2008 12:37:03 AM EST
Since when did the guestbook grow a fucking conscience? If you guys
feel so bad for him, just buy a copy of his forthcoming posthumous
CD. It's entitled "Long Time, No See." B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 3 2008 11:47:26 PM EST
Wow Bryan Bryan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 3 2008 7:04:13 PM EST
I think we have now officially hit a new low for jokes in Spider history. That's just plain wrong. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Mon Mar 3 2008 1:45:28 PM EST
Jeff Healey died.
The worst part is, he never saw it coming. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-148-70.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Feb 28 2008 11:37:14 PM EST
Here ya go, B - http://tinyurl.com/2qwtlp B B logged in from: c-71-199-122-208.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Feb 28 2008 11:48:59 AM EST
That ringtone was in fact gay Bryan Bryan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Feb 28 2008 7:04:08 AM EST
And I bet you gave yourself a third star for doing so. It would have been well deserved! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-154-131.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Feb 28 2008 1:31:27 AM EST
I once scored an empty net goal from the parking lot. Bryan Bryan logged in from: c-71-236-102-152.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Feb 28 2008 1:03:30 AM EST
I would just like to file a formal protest for my being unjustly denied a third star. I did score the insurance goal. Yes, it was empty net. But it was from the red line just to be clear. Screw you hippies! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Wed Feb 27 2008 2:39:57 PM EST
Yoi. Double yoi, and triple yoi. http://tinyurl.com/2mt9w9 Dave Dave logged in from: defiant.court.allegheny.pa.us On Wed Feb 27 2008 9:52:53 AM EST
Going through pete's team files, I see that there is nothing in your contract that states you have to show up on time Kenny, however, there is a stipulation in there that the puck bag has to show up on time. Dave Dave logged in from: defiant.court.allegheny.pa.us On Wed Feb 27 2008 9:51:33 AM EST
Actually pete does have a no trade clause, which is why management (aka pete) decided to look into trading our leading goal scorer, Rich, along with our ice time leader, Gary, plus the rights to Mikey's hairstylist to the Boomers, who are in the midst of rebuilding and would be possibly able to give us an additional puck bag, a water bottle, and a leash so B can take Porn for walks. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Feb 27 2008 9:05:18 AM EST
Inspired by Connor James, I will not show up until the middle of the second period for the rest of our season, and yes I will score the clinching goal. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Feb 26 2008 3:17:08 PM EST
The intelligentsia amongst you will find this hilarious. Which of course
means that absolutely none of you will find this hilarious. http://tinyurl.com/33xnrf Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Feb 25 2008 5:11:43 PM EST
Petey does have a no trade clause, but he's willing to waive it if we can get something
of equal or greater value in return. Like a bucket of used pucks or a jockstrap
to be named later. kenny g kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Mon Feb 25 2008 11:47:26 AM EST
did you guys see where thursday nite at 8. bethel park and mt.lebo are playing hockey at south park. see what we started. B B logged in from: c-71-195-76-155.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Feb 25 2008 11:20:19 AM EST
Does Pete have a no trade clause? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-244-133.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun Feb 24 2008 11:17:01 PM EST
What's with you guys and Lindsay Lohan? Kenny asked me about those pics
last week. At least she's natural, she's got that going for her, but
I've seen better. http://tinyurl.com/23su44 Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Fri Feb 22 2008 6:14:04 PM EST
What does it take to get Mikey to throw some of those new Lindsey Lohan pics on the page? And to quote Mark Madden, "Even with all those dudes shes gone through, and all the drugs and alcohol, damn are those nice topless pics of her." Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-165-174.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 19 2008 11:57:21 PM EST
If it doesn't snow tomorrow night, we'll be playing under a lunar
eclipse. Either that or a big angry monster in the sky will be eating
the Moon, in which case we'll have to sacrifice Pete at center ice in order to
appease it. kenny g kenny logged in from: c-71-60-208-88.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Feb 12 2008 9:06:17 PM EST
I checked out my video from the mellon, the best part is porn beating jeff with the stanley cup. I just have to find a way to transfer it to dvd. can anyone help out. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Feb 11 2008 3:00:18 PM EST
Fast forward to the 35 second mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REFEMvWM524 B B logged in from: c-71-195-76-155.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Feb 11 2008 2:44:53 PM EST
I got real nervous when I saw someone signed in as my mom but that was acceptable and funny.
Hey you guys have fun tonight and think of me while you're out on the ice and also when you masturbate. B's Mom B's Mom logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Mon Feb 11 2008 1:42:03 PM EST
Dear Mr. Kotter, please excuse B from class tonight. He has a raging case of
anal warts. Signed, B's Mom. B's gay teacher B's gay teacher logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Mon Feb 11 2008 12:36:27 PM EST
I excuse Brendan from class tonight so he may play at the mellon arena, as long as he hooks me up with the new team owner. p.s. you guys need a black guy on the team. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-158-149.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Mon Feb 11 2008 1:08:041 AM EST
Good first game back, guys. Too bad we just got word that we had to
forfeit this game and that we've been kicked out of the league for not being
gay enough. I tried to argue that we were, but they wouldn't listen. I
told you we were never going to play again. Dave Dave logged in from: ip67-92-44-98.z44-92-67.customer.algx.net On Fri Feb 8 2008 1:37:26 PM EST
Mikey, I'm not sure about an asteroid hitting the arena on Sunday, but there is a CNN report that an old spy satelite is due to lose its orbit and crash somewhere within the next couple of weeks. RED RED logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Fri Feb 8 2008 12:57:09 PM EST
YOU ARE VERY RIGHT MIKEY THEY DONT......... BUT SINCE I WEAR ORANGE SWEATS NOT SOCKS THAT DOESNT APPLY TO ME. SEE YOU ALL ON SUNDAY. BRING YOUR A GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Thu Feb 7 2008 7:38:02 PM EST
Even if they were, Pete tells me that we just signed Plaxico. P.S. Red is just yankin' your crank. The Beavers don't let their players wear orange socks. B B logged in from: c-71-195-76-155.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Feb 7 2008 6:54:05 PM EST
That's a good analogy actually...though without their ringers that team ain't no Patriots Dave Dave logged in from: ip67-92-44-98.z44-92-67.customer.algx.net On Thu Feb 7 2008 4:35:03 PM EST
Weren't they getting rid of that team and all of its ringers??? I seem to recall Anthos saying they were history for good. Or was it more like, say the handling of spygate, the team lost a draft pick, got fined, but are still allowed to play and how dare anyone mention it again? RED RED logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Feb 6 2008 8:33:14 AM EST
NO......SERIOUSLY. THEY TOLD ME TO BRING A GOLD OR LIGHT COLOR JERSEY UNTIL THEY GET ME A MATCHING BEAVER JERSEY. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Feb 5 2008 5:51:43 PM EST
Yeah, and did you hear they're removing the word "gullible" from the dictionary? B B logged in from: c-71-195-76-155.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Feb 4 2008 11:18:36 PM EST
What? Seriously? BIG RED BIG RED logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Mon Feb 4 2008 3:47:42 PM EST
MAN DOES THAT STINK FOR THE SPIDERS. I CALLED AND WAS PLACED ON A TEAM AT THE ICOPLEX AND WOULDNT YOU GUESS MY TEAM IS THE BEAVERS. LOOK FOR A 7-14 GOAL EFFORT FOR NOT MAKEN ROOM FOR ME ON TH.E NEW ERA TEAM. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Area 51 Michael logged in from: cpe-65-29-90-97.indy.res.rr.com On Mon Jan 21 2008 10:57:48 PM EST
Jess,
I am so very sorry about Tabitha. She was a terrific lady and while we are all saddened by her passing, heaven just became a much better place. Godspeed Call me when you get a chance Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-96-236-162-95.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 20 2008 6:08:43 PM EST
"What dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause..."
Condolences to you on the loss of your friend. May the cherished memories of the times you shared
offer some small measure of consolation. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-131-192-23.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Jan 20 2008 11:43:36 AM EST
It is with a sad and heavy heart that I share the following with you: my friend Tabitha, loyal Spider fan for the 2003-2004 season, has passed on. She died Tuesday, January 15th. So next time we get to gather at Jay's as a team, we shall tip a pint to you, Tab, and wish you well on your way. I will miss you truly and dearly. Godspeed. Puck Bag Puck logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Jan 16 2008 2:06:14 PM EST
Hi guys sorry I didn't make it last week but I was stuck in Hoser's car. I'll be there tonight. hugs and smoochies, The Puck Bag. Petey Petey logged in from: c-71-60-225-27.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Jan 8 2008 11:25:03 AM EST
I got an email from Anthos, the Fall league is about to enter the playoffs and he expects the next season to start early Feb. We are officially on the "invite" list for next season. Dave Dave logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Tue Jan 8 2008 12:04:01 AM EST
I blow Mike Tomlin. Mike Tomlin Mike logged in from: pool-72-95-152-229.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sat Jan 5 2008 11:45:12 PM EST
I blow goats. Pete Pete logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Sat Jan 5 2008 4:34:57 PM EST
I blow dudes Mario Lemieux Mario logged in from: pool-71-182-169-57.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 3 2008 7:38:15 PM EST
I'm in the best shape of my life. Evgeni Malkin http://www.russiafamilydiary,com Evgeni logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu Jan 3 2008 1:12:06 PM EST
Dear family, for third wednesday night in a row,I take landlord's car for late night drive through South Park. There is always group of people trying to play hockey like me.I beep horn at them and shout wahoo!I don't know why. Maybe because they make me laugh like clowns at circus. Also on New Year's day I play hockey game outdoors in city like Siberia called Buffalo. We win game but I freeze my kosacks off. New friend Petey says he will help me with that. He scare me.
love Evgeni 1-3-2008 Sidney Crosby http://penguins.nhl.com/ Sidney logged in from: c-24-2-84-13.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Wed Jan 2 2008 3:33:13 PM EST
Hey,
I hope everyone got to watch me in the big game yesterday. Has the Iceoplex scheduling gotten worse since late 2006? Is Drew still in charge? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 2 2008 12:27:18 PM EST
Speaking of Indianapolis, did you hear about the commercial endorsement Peyton
Manning turned down? Neither did I... Area 51 Area 51 logged in from: cpe-65-29-90-97.indy.res.rr.com On Mon Dec 31 2007 10:43:33 PM EST
I would like to be at the winter classic 2 but I am in the process of moving to Indianapolis, Indiana (No Hockey Team). I wish all the spiders past and present a Happy, Safe and Prosperous New Year. Good Luck on the second. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-96-236-161-117.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun Dec 30 2007 6:57:18 PM EST
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Sun Dec 16 2007 11:36:54 PM EST
Sure sounds good I'll email him Kenny G Kenny logged in from: c-71-60-208-88.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Dec 16 2007 12:44:16 PM EST
if someone reads this sunday, let Ted know I'll be there. I have the puck bag, can we call this our version of the winterclassic? Petey Petey logged in from: c-71-60-225-27.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Nov 25 2007 10:22:55 AM EST
I would like to wish everyone a belated happy Forced Sentiment Poultry Slaughter Day. Master B Master B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Sun Nov 18 2007 12:42:44 AM EST
Sounds like a plan. Schenley is open and relatively cheap Area 51 mjmadia@gmail.com Area 51 logged in from: c-75-72-227-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Sat Nov 17 2007 3:07:37 PM EST
Has there been any news on getting the team back together? I was wondering if anyone would be interested in getting some ice time to practice. Any thoughts? Michael Madia mjmadia@gmail.com Michael logged in from: c-75-72-227-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net On Fri Nov 9 2007 1:36:05 AM EST
The website seems to be working well. Is there anymore info on the Civic Arena night. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Wed Oct 10 2007 5:44:54 PM EDT
Kenny G, couldnt we get the arena once before and once after??? Why the hell not right? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Mon Sep 24 2007 1:19:52 PM EST
But first, a moment of silence for Marcel Marceau.
Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Mon Sep 24 2007 12:54:34 PM EDT
I can make the call, just need to know is everyone up for it before x-mas or after. then find out what saturdays,sundays are open. guess we'll shoot for a evening time again. B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Mon Sep 24 2007 12:45:18 PM EDT
Are we still going to rent the Arena this fall? RED RED logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Fri Aug 31 2007 2:24:50 PM EDT
AND FOR THE REAL RECORD FOR EJECTIONS IS HELD BY BILL. KENNY WILL CONFIRM THIS.HE IS LOCATED UNDER THE ALUMNI SECTION OF THE SITE. THE INFAMOUS BIG RED THE INFAMOUS BIG RED logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Fri Aug 31 2007 2:16:52 PM EDT
hey. there will be no red comments unless i am part of the conversation. by the way i have the answer to the upper saint clair team........1 red from bethel park is better than 5 from saint clair......and if you guys switch to ice castle can big red come back? Bryan Bryan logged in from: bryanspc.icubed.com On Wed Aug 29 2007 10:43:50 AM EDT
Talk is cheap. Wait and see what actually happens....call me a pessimist, but I'm not convinced.....
Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Tue Aug 28 2007 3:28:43 PM EDT
I think his name is steve. B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Tue Aug 28 2007 1:00:18 PM EDT
Damn Anthos handled that situation! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Aug 27 2007 6:08:53 PM EDT
This one is only meaningful to Olde Tyme Spiders. I was perusing the P-G site
when I came across a headline that read "Two Washington County Men Walk Away
After Plane Crash." I thought to myself any sentence that contains the
phrases "Washington County" and "plane crash" must involve Dale. Sure enough: http://tinyurl.com/2cu6t7. With
pictures: http://tinyurl.com/ypz8fb Thankfully
he's ok. What is it with former Spiders narrowly escaping death recently? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Mon Aug 27 2007 2:12:18 PM EST
I don't care much either way, but if we are going to change more than
just rinks, my inclination would be to keep the name and just go
with new uniforms and/or logos. If the consensus is to change
the whole enchilada, I'm ok with it, although if you expect me
to redesign the entire website you're asking a lot. P.S. New
nickname for Steve: "The Ejector." Or is that too similar to
Porn's nickname "The Ejaculator?" Dave Dave logged in from: defiant.court.allegheny.pa.us On Mon Aug 27 2007 1:02:09 PM EDT
Good season, regradless of the outcome...with regards to Stevie. maybe we need to get him a foam bat to work out that aggression......kenny g suggested changing uniforms when we go to what will probably be ice castle...anyone elses thoughts on that? Steve Steve logged in from: 63.118.63.34 On Mon Aug 27 2007 10:58:21 AM EDT
I want to make sure this is on the record: I was ejected from last night's game. It's the first time I've ever been ejected from anything (except for one time I was ejected from a golf cart, but that was accidental and due to excessive alcohol consumption). If we change our team name, do the team records carry-over? I have Red's team record for ejections in my sights (not to be confused with Porn's team record for emissions). Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-244-71.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Mon Aug 27 2007 1:41:27 AM EDT
Rich made the Quote of the Night in the locker room before you arrived. To
echo everyone else's sentiments here and on email, we gave 'em hell, we
fought the good fight, we can hold our heads high, we shouldn't take any
wooden nickels, and the moss is always greener on the other side of
the horse's mouth. Farewell to Southpointe, we'll be sure not to let
the door hit us in the ass on the way out... Bryan Bryan logged in from: bryanspc.icubed.com On Mon Aug 27 2007 1:28:40 AM EDT
Good game tonight guys, we showed a lot of heart. Hopefully Anthos will do something about this shit cause it's gettin old. Mikey, when did that quote come from from Richy tonight? Was I on the ice, I didn't even hear that? B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Mon Aug 20 2007 1:25:33 PM EDT
Just to follow up from what we talked about in the lockerroom the other night. ice Castle's seasons are 1,100 a season compared to the 1,300 or 1,400 we pay now. Plus the have designated nights for their leagues that they let you know about ahead of time. Also we get ice time for one practice session if we play there. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Aug 17 2007 4:42:18 PM EDT
No need to be embarrassed, Dave, we all know you're going to make a wonderful wife. Is
Petey your maid of honor? Dave Dave logged in from: defiant.court.allegheny.pa.us On Fri Aug 17 2007 3:31:07 PM EDT
So then I guess I don't have to worry about showing up at the wrong kind of ceremony when I'm there as a guest. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-254-204.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Thu Aug 17 2007 12:58:12 AM EDT
Congrats, Dave. I didn't realize gay marriage was legal in New York. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com On Thu Aug 16 2007 11:07:09 PM EDT
Best of luck in the first round of the playoffs, due to the wonderment that is southpointe scheduling, as the playoffs were delayed so long, I will be in NYC for a wedding, so hopefully you win. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-159-31.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Aug 15 2007 11:14:28 AM EDT
A complete MP3 song from the album: http://tinyurl.com/2ng4oh Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Aug 15 2007 8:13:30 AM EDT
Mikey, we'll put you in charge of finding this one. this morning on WDVE they were talking about a hockey instruction album made by Guy Lafleur in the late 70's, done to disco music. I think dve has the link. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-131-192-23.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Aug 12 2007 2:49:50 PM EDT
Hey guys - just wanted to let you know I have an email out to Anthos waiting to hear what the playoff schedule looks like - he had mentioned the playoffs being on the 18th(??) but I haven't heard anything past that. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 8 2007 4:39:00 PM EDT
I refuse to update the site unless you pay me twice what we're paying Petey. All seriousness
aside, Mike M sent me the pictures (BTW, he was on the bridge in Minnesota the morning before it
collapsed, but thankfully he's ok), I'll edit and post them soon. I had to change some things
around, and I may be switching hosting companies, so if you come across broken links or error
messages, bear with me. P.S. Wasn't "Dante's Inferno Room" the name of the strip club in
Beetlejuice? steve steve logged in from: 63.118.63.34 On Wed Aug 8 2007 7:55:56 AM EDT
We should dock our webmaster's pay. Searching for pictures from the Spiders' ten-year anniversary is like searching for a winning attitude in the Detroit Lions' locker room. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu Jul 26 2007 2:49:30 PM EDT
shameless family plug, for the best of the blues, check out Dante's Inferno every thursday night at Sunseri's at 3385 Babcock Blvd in the North Hills from 8 until midnight. B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Wed Jul 25 2007 11:14:30 PM EDT
I got to be honest, Steve actually brings up my favorite Spider moment ever. It was a legendary Matt momment steve steve logged in from: 12.129.115.14 On Wed Jul 25 2007 3:19:13 PM EDT
Nomination for top-10 moments in Spiders' history: sometime in the mid 0's
(of Y2K), Matt is engaged in a rare heated conversation with members of the
other team, the refs, the scorekeeper, his own bench, people in the stands,
patrons of Jay's, and some guys playing night golf on the 7th tee at
Southpointe. After being booted from the game (inexplicably), he looks into
the stands, grabs the groin area of his hockey pants, and yells "RIGHT HERE
OLD MAN!". After a shower, and before the game ends, Matt is seen shaking
hands with aforementioned "old man", leading to the inevitable question on
the Spiders' bench: "wonder what he meant by that 'right here' comment?". Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Mon July 23 2007 1:13:40 PM EST
Hey, pipe down back there, or I swear, I'll turn this guestbook around! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Mon Jul 23 2007 12:16:51 PM EDT
whats this now about Mikey having lunch with the Mayor and talking about his tail and something about Brian's vagina? You damn kids, get off my lawn! B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Fri Jul 20 2007 7:27:23 PM EDT
I thought Matt said vagina call but maybe I'm wrong Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jul 20 2007 3:02:05 PM EDT
I just saw Mayor Ravenstahl having lunch at Uncle Sam's in Oakland. I
asked him about funding for the new Spiders arena. Here endeth my
tale. Bryan Bryan logged in from: frank2.icubed.com On Fri Jul 20 2007 12:18:51 AM EDT
Mikey....as the proud former Captain/Co-Owner/team putter-together person of Two for Roughing, the brief team that skated only 2 summers but won a championship in year 2 of our existence, I must ask what the Vagina Call refers to and whom you are reffering to as the vagina on my team. Hence, I do not remember such an interesting term being used to describe a penalty in one of our games. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-155-84.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 9 2007 12:03:14 AM EST
A modern day warrior named Tom Sawyer, he floated down a river on a
raft with a black guy...http://tinyurl.com/2wqrx3 ted ted logged in from: fhstrength2.athletics.pitt.edu On Fri Jun 29 2007 7:57:49 AM EDT
i will be there tonite Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Thu Jun 28 2007 4:07:15 PM EDT
guys, I will not be at friday's game. Mikey Mikey logged in from: dccc-66-78-217-252.smartcity.com On Sat Jun 23 2007 2:05:32 PM EDT
Greetings from inside The Beltway. Not exactly the rollicking good time N'Awlins was last year, but certainly something every American should experience at least once. B, don't tell me you're a tree-huggin' hippie liberal douchebag. Are we gonna have to start another long and protracted political debate? BTW, Dubya says to say good luck Spiders, but that he doesn't much care for hockey because of how cold it has to be for the freezification of the ice. (P.S. I'll edit out the guestbook spam when I return.) ted dworek teddworek@comcast.net ted logged in from: fhstrength2.athletics.pitt.edu On Fri Jun 22 2007 8:02:21 AM EDT
i will be at the game tonight.see you at 9 Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-af05.proxy.aol.com On Thu Jun 21 2007 8:57:35 PM EDT
How the hell is it that the spiders guestbook keeps getting spammed?? B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Wed Jun 20 2007 11:38:48 PM EDT
You can tell him some other things that arent exactly "hello" from me. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-159-165.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Jun 20 2007 10:42:33 PM EST
Sorry, guys, won't be there on Friday, I'm off to DC to rap with the Prez.
No site updates until Tuesday. I'll tell W. everyone says hello. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jun 20 2007 1:18:02 PM EST
B who? B B logged in from: c-3-0-ubr02.elyriawest.oh.pitt.comcast.net On Tue Jun 19 2007 11:49:53 PM EDT
I think I may retire permanently, you all obviously dont need me around after winning all these games. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-182-164-188.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jun 10 2007 4:41:28 PM EDT
Nah, that was just guestbook spam that I edited out... MikeS MikeS logged in from: c-71-206-247-252.hsd1.wv.comcast.net On Sun Jun 10 2007 2:39:04 PM EDT
Who is this dude, must be PORN.. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-95-246-250.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Jun 8 2007 11:52:01 PM EDT
This is pretty fuckin' funny, too. (Again, can't take credit.)
"And, of course, there's the whole 'Han shot first' stuff from the Episode IV
remake. Rumor has it that in the next remaster to HDTV, Han and Greedo
will hug in the bar, Greedo has a heart attack, and dies while
whispering 'I love you Han.'" Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jun 8 2007 5:27:18 PM EDT A preview of the top stories to be reported on the news tonight, in order of importance. Didn't author it, but damn, I find it funny. And unfortunately all too true.
1. Paris Hilton back to jail. ted dworek teddworek@comcast.net ted logged in from: fhstrength2.athletics.pitt.edu On Fri Jun 8 2007 10:17:02 AM EDT
Kenny, i cant make it sunday. sorry ted Mike S Mike S logged in from: c-71-206-247-252.hsd1.wv.comcast.net On Wed May 30 2007 9:49:45 AM EDT
Sorry guys , wont be able to make it tonight. Played 3 games in 5 days, and cant make 4/6 . My boss would fire me for sure..See u next game though. Jess thehorriblemanager Jess logged in from: c-24-131-192-23.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri May 25 2007 8:50:57 PM EDT
sorry guys about the, uh, lacking goalie. I thought that I was covered thru Stevo, but guess we missed paths....yeah, i know, I'm a shitty manager. I'm truly working on gettin' us a replacement for the season until Porn is done w/ his homosexual love triangle on the side for the season. mike s mike s logged in from: c-71-206-247-252.hsd1.wv.comcast.net On Tue May 22 2007 11:23:51 PM EDT
let me know if porn wont be there, i can prob get one.. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Mon May 21 2007 2:58:52 PM EDT
please somebody find us a goalie, I would hate to have to tie Mikey to the goal like goldberg. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 26 2007 6:27:15 PM EDT
This is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long, long time...
http://tinyurl.com/2r6ouj Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-181-252.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 25 2007 11:06:53 PM EDT
Q: What did the one prophet say when he met the other prophet? B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Apr 16 2007 10:26:23 PM EDT
Sure Mike. Why wouldnt we want you to?? Hopefully see you thursday Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-100-76.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Apr 15 2007 3:55:02 PM EDT
Doesn't matter to me, I'm still in mourning.
I'll never be able to listen to "Tiny Bubbles"
the same way again. NEWMIKE NEWMIKE logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Apr 15 2007 12:46:51 PM EDT
Do u guys want me to play this thursdays game. i can do some schedule switching if u need an extra man..let me know.Mike Siebieda Lori White-Phillips loriwhitephillips@hotmail.com Lori logged in from: ip181.hidden-lakes-ftw.dfw.ygnition.net On Wed Apr 11 2007 11:23:07 PM EDT
I am interested in your Spider jerseys I saw in several pictures. My boutfriend plays for an I league Hocley team here in Dallas Texas. Those spider jerseys rock. Do you know where I could purchase one? size XXL or XXXL B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Apr 11 2007 4:26:01 PM EDT
Any clue on when iceoplex is going to reschedule our game??? PS- Pens in 6 Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 209.155.248.66 On Wed Apr 11 2007 3:52:27 PM EDT
LETS GO PENS! hit the senators so hard that they line up on the wrong side of a faceoff! Sidney Crosby http://pittsburghpenguins.com Sidney logged in from: c-67-186-209-17.hsd1.ut.comcast.net On Sat Apr 7 2007 11:15:53 PM EDT
First off, I'm glad we won tonight, but we couldn't have had such a great season without the training Rich Caruso gave us. Thank you, Rich!I haven't read the message board in a while as I've been busy. It's difficult to play profesional hockey and read www.thehun.com everyday! B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Apr 5 2007 10:07:25 PM EDT
Bar after the game on Saturday. Dont be a puss Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Apr 4 2007 4:55:12 PM EDT Dave Dave logged in from: defiant.court.allegheny.pa.us On Wed Apr 4 2007 3:26:12 PM EDT
You can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? Did I even spell that right? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Apr 3 2007 6:27:18 PM EDT
Funny you should mention that subject, seeing as how my recent ticket karma has been pretty
damn kick ass. Full compliment of Pens playoff tickets, scored 5th row for this summer's Rush
concert duing last week's pre-sale, and had a great seat for Ann Coulter's lecture at Pitt on
Sunday. But no, your email message from last week about the Spiders website having the answers
to all questions has inspired my next useless, time-wasting creation. I'll post here or send out
an email once it's ready. Prepare to be underwhelmed... B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Apr 1 2007 12:32:09 AM EDT
Mikey you should coordinate with Ticketmaster and put a link on this webpage where fans can buy tickets to our games online! What an idea! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-114-225.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Mar 30 2007 12:42:31 AM EDT
>Won't be at the game on Saturday, but damnit I believe in you gays! B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Mar 29 2007 11:08:00 PM EDT
Won't be at the game on Saturday, but damnit I believe in you guys! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Mar 29 2007 8:39:15 PM EDT
First off, we're having problems with spambots posting in the
guestbook again. I had to eliminate about 20 entries today. I
keep trying to make modifications to the guestbook script to block them,
but if things get too bad I'll look into password protecting like I was
going to do last time we went through this. And in response
to Erik, the address in the header of the message Jess sent out
yesterday had you at mullen.com, so there ya go. It's actually
our way of saying you're fired. Erik Schutzman eschutzman@impaqt.com Erik logged in from: 208.40.204.197 On Thu Mar 29 2007 12:07:43 PM EDT
I haven't gotten an email from Jess lately. I'm not sure if she has my new email address. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Mar 27 2007 5:27:06 PM EDT
I've got several interesting links to post. Let's start with this
one. First the Iranians are trying to nuke us, now they're attempting
to infiltrate us by creating sheep that have "partly human organs."
On the plus side, you only feel 85% of the guilt you normally
experience when fucking barnyard animals. http://tinyurl.com/24248g newmike newmike logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 26 2007 6:19:46 PM EDT
i too am a bastard, for i will not be at game either...sorry? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Mar 26 2007 3:27:52 PM EDT
Add me to Ye Olde Potential Bastard List. All depends on whether or not I
can get out of work early tonight... B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 26 2007 11:55:12 AM EDT
You bastard. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-141-151-144-155.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Mar 25 2007 12:23:24 PM EDT
Sorry guys, I can't make monday's game. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Mar 22 2007 3:09:18 PM EDT
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "beating a dead horse." http://tinyurl.com/2ld8l3 Bryan Bryan logged in from: bryanspc.icubed.com On Wed Mar 21 2007 6:28:15 PM EDT
Mikey...I have a feeling you are the ONLY one who knew it was Bach's bday...therefore you won't be the first to wish him a happy day, but the only......
ehhh on 2nd thought....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LOUSY OLD COMPOSER YOU B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Mar 21 2007 11:13:06 AM EDT
I'm glad you pointed out that was Bach. I thought at first it was a picture of you, Mikey Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-116-225.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 21 2007 12:02:15 AM EDT
Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy Bach's Birthday! B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Mar 20 2007 10:42:24 PM EDT
Dude, when we lose 11-3 WE ALL played like ass! NewMike NewMike logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 19 2007 6:01:42 PM EDT
Mikey....Please send me the password again. I have tried all my passwords, all 2 of them, and i cant figure out what i could have told you....thanks. PS..I think i am going to stay back on the ol blue line. My play was horrible last night. I havnt played O since high school, and my positioning is WAAAAAAAYY off. On D, its second nature....See u guys next week... B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 19 2007 5:00:49 PM EDT
My wife was both thrilled and honored to be part of the quote of the night. She was actually. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-125-97.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Mar 18 2007 3:56:03 PM EDT
11 seasons, eh? Well, it's like Kermit the Frog always says: "Time's fun
when you're having flies." B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Mar 16 2007 6:31:53 PM EDT
Holy shit! I've been around for 11 seasons! I just read the team history and was stunned to learn this fact. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Mar 15 2007 3:56:00 PM EDT
In retrospect, it probably was a mistake on my part to attempt to play hockey while in the midst of
a three day coke bender, being possessed by evil spirits, and suffering from explosive diarrhea. Oh
well, live and learn. steve steve logged in from: rrcs-24-105-170-254.nys.biz.rr.com On Wed Mar 14 2007 3:04:42 PM EDT
Mikey, thanks for the star, but you should know I only passed it to you because I didn't want to look like some moron missing an empty-netter (better to leave that up to a linemate). BrYan BrYan logged in from: 204.244.209.132 On Wed Mar 14 2007 3:19:04 AM EDT
How bout dem Pens and dem der Spiders n'at. Just finishing up a ski trip at Whistler. I'm in Vancouver now, flying back to the home of the 5th place in the Eastern Conference Pens!!! Hope yinz didn't miss me too much on Sunday. Cya next week B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Mar 13 2007 7:05:11 PM EDT
Mike S and Brian, edit your profiles so your teammates can get to know the "real you" Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Mar 13 2007 7:05:01 PM EDT
And that would be different from every other day how? B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Mar 13 2007 7:03:49 PM EDT
I was so excited at the news I ran through my neighborhood and dry humped any passerbys NewMike NewMike logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Mar 13 2007 6:17:23 PM EDT
Its a great day for Hockey indeed. Mario not selling team, and the PENS AINT GOIN NO WHERE...This beers for you Pittsburgh Penguins and all the great fans.
LETS GO PENS and spiders! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-110-138.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 13 2007 12:25:33 PM EDT
And now, we're up to our long distance dedication. It reads: "Dear Casey,
I'm a young man stationed in a warehouse in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.
Even though I haven't been to a Penguin game in years, I've been sporting
a tremendous woody ever since they announced the new arena deal. My wife said
get the hell away from me with that thing, so I decided to request a song
instead. Casey, would you please play 'Happy Happy Joy Joy,' and
dedicate it to those fucking fans? My hat's off to them. Signed, Kenny G."
Well Kenny, here's your song. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Tue Mar 13 2007 8:15:17 AM EDT
ITS A GREAT DAY FOR HOCKEY IN PITTSBURGH!
Unknown to most people of Pittsburgh, the hold up in the new arena negotiations was whether or not the Spiders would be able to continue renting ice time at the new arena.
Gov.Rendell was against it, in between his philly cheese steak belches, as for Mario, he simply said, Of course, you've got to have dat eh! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-116-216.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Mar 12 2007 11:37:12 PM EDT
One day I feel I'm ahead of the wheel, and the next it's
rolling over me... http://www.rush.com B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 12 2007 5:18:22 PM EDT
Spiders win! Spiders win! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Mar 12 2007 3:22:48 PM EDT
I always thought we were an autocracy. Or at least an oligarchy. B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Mar 11 2007 2:05:41 PM EDT
We're pretty democratic, so if you want to play up, by all means do it! NEW MIKE NEW MIKE logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Mar 10 2007 6:00:35 PM EST
How abewt them Pens. Man i would kill to get some tickets now...im ready for tom. nights game. See u all then..
newmike newmike logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Mar 9 2007 7:44:35 PM EST
you guys think i should stay back on D or move up to offense. I would rather play D, but feel i may be able to help a little more on the scoreboard on a forward line. B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Mar 6 2007 9:42:57 PM EST
I updated it and I feel fantastic for doing so Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-123-127.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 6 9:04:51 PM EST
I THINK I've got the problems with the profiles fixed. If anybody is
so inclined, try it and let me know. I've got your passwords if you've
forgotten them. I'll send out an email notification for those that
might not check the site... B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 5 2007 10:20:21 AM EST
I'm just glad to see this message board back in action. I think our power play unit should be everyone get off the ice and just let Pete handle it by himself. Bryan miami@icubed.com Bryan logged in from: bryanspc.icubed.com On Sat Mar 3 2007 1:24:35 PM EST
For the record boys, my 4th goal the other night was not on a breakaway. It was a 2 on 1 sorta deal, with another guy chasing me down on my heels. I just threw it far side against the grain inside the left post.....certainly not as bad as make it sound with me trying to run it up...haha NewMIke NewMIke logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.wv.comcast.net On Fri Mar 2 2007 12:45:58 AM EST
I think we should set up some Special Teams Lines. At least a PP line. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-126-44.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Mar 2 12:19:28 AM EST
It's called "Mikey has no life," B. I drove home in a driving rainstorm
at 70mph just so everyone could sleep comfortably tonigh knowing who got
a star and who didn't. Hey, speaking of profiles, Pete
the Meat Man pointed out to me on the bench tonight that profile
updates aren't working. I attribute it to the fact that our hosting
company switched data centers, and some file paths changed. But that was
back in October. Which just goes to show how often you bozos try to
update your pages. I'll look into it. Likewise, any new guys who want
a profile, email me with your name and what password you'd like to use. B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Mar 2 2007 12:15:41 AM EST
Damn Mikey that was a fast update Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Thu Mar 1 2007 3:59:57 PM EST
you're asking for alot New Mike. Mike Siebieda Mike logged in from: 71.236.106.144 On Thu Mar 1 2007 3:14:04 PM EST
If i get the Spiders 1300th goal. can i be put under player profiles.? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Thu Mar 1 2007 12:47:20 PM EST
Hey, I just emailed Jess the other day about jerseys/socks. I know KO-sports,Canonsburg always had some stock. I wouldn't wear one of charlie's. they make him trip. Lets get that win tonight boys!REMINDER the next goal scored is the spider's 1300 reg. season goal. Brendan Brendan logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Feb 28 2007 11:01:05 PM EST
Hey Mike S, check with Charlie at the game on Thursday, he got two jerseys with numbers online for pretty cheap. I forget where he told me but it was like 20 bucks a jersey. Mike Siebieda mikesiebieda2@yahoo.com http://www.ekoostik.com Mike logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Feb 28 2007 12:52:47 PM EST
What is the chances of me being able to purchase a Spiders jersey. Maybe this will improve my game...? My last 2-3 games have been horrible. See you guys tom. night. - New Mike Mikey Mikey logged in from: mathcirc01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Feb 27 2007 3:06:15 PM EST
At least Petey wears panties... B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Feb 27 2007 9:32:20 AM EST
Seeing how fast her stock has fallen that's probably true. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Tue Feb 27 2007 8:10:09 AM EST
I see at http://www.hockeytraderumors.com that we're trading Petey for Britney Spears can anyone confirm this? Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Feb 21 2007 8:06:30 PM EST
The real reason why Porn isn't playing tonight:
http://tinyurl.com/2psz8n Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Feb 20 2007 6:31:18 PM EST
http://tinyurl.com/2s5o67 Bonus points
if you can explain the significance of the number five. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Feb 15 2007 5:33:01 PM EST
Wake the kids! Call the neighbors! It's official, the new Rush album
"Snakes and Arrows" will be released on May 1st! I think I'm going to go
wait in line now. For those of you keeping score at home, the name "Snakes
and Arrows" refers to the ancient Hindu game upon which the more commonly
known game "Chutes and Ladders" is based. It is not, as you might think,
based upon Hamlet's "To be or not to be" soliloquy in which Shakespeare
uses the phrase "slings and arrows." Unless of course Neil and the boys
were aiming for a double entendre. Ah, it's times like now that make
you realize men have nipples too... http://www.rush.com Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Mon Feb 12 2007 3:52:53 PM EST
DJ sent me everyone's pics from our last mellon arena night, I'll bring them to the next game. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jan 29 2007 8:23:11 PM EST
This is quite possibly the dumbest toy I've ever seen. http://tinyurl.com/3c4a3g B B logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Mon Jan 29 2007 12:42:09 PM EST
Check yer email, smart guy! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-205-11-44.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 29 2007 1:24:58 AM EST
I spent all week on pins and needles waiting with baited breath in
hopeful anticipation of viewing the elusive and illustrious Can/Am hockey
tournament brochure. Now, here I sit, a broken man with a shattered dream. Oh,
woe is me! But I guess B had a good excuse. He was probably camped out
in his living room so he'll be sure to get a good seat in front of the
TV for American Idol on Tuesday. P.S. If anyone cares to post the
actual names of the new guys, I'll be sure to update the Three Stars
accordingly. B B logged in from: 71.206.196.134 On Wed Jan 24 2007 10:25:04 PM EST
Does anyone else kinda think its a little fucking crazy it's been this long with no schedule update. Be sure to let me know if you are in for the tourney! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jan 22 2007 4:49:10 PM EST
Good news, B! It's safe for you to wear them in public now. And no, we're not wearing them as
our new uniforms for Niagra Falls. http://tinyurl.com/yocbxw Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jan 19 2007 7:19:11 PM EDT
http://casinoniagara.com/ Or maybe Casino Viagra? B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jan 18 2007 10:50:00 PM EST
I'm very very very gay. And by that I mean I blow goats. I'm expecting to get my highly important brochure from Can-Am in the next day or two and will have more details for everyone then. I defintely want to do this and will take the lead in putting it together. Spiders Night at Casino Niagara?? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jan 18 2007 6:06:28 PM EST
You watch American Idol?!? B, I must say, up until now, I had my doubts about your homosexuality.
I kept telling myself, "Well, maybe he's just experimenting. Maybe it's just a phase he's going through.
Maybe he just thinks Clay Aiken is a really talented singer." In retrospect, I guess I never should
have believed you when you claimed you just slipped on the ice and your dick accidentially fell into Porn's ass.
Twice. B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jan 18 2007 5:17:21 PM EST
No seriously, I think it was for the massage place or something where she works. I'm embarassed to say i saw it during American idol. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-205-58-194.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 18 2007 10:46:15 AM EST
The commercial was for Ushurrfuktin, the only drug approved by the FDA to
treat erectile disfunction, anal warts, crabs, athlete's foot, mange, simple chronic
halitosis, tourette's syndrome, and "that not so fresh feeling" all
at the same time. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Thu Jan 18 2007 9:46:36 AM EST
what commercial is that? and yes, the canam tourneys are a blast. B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jan 18 2007 8:54:54 AM EST
Did anyone else see Jess in that TV commercial!!?? Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 17 2007 6:43:01 PM EDT
Kenny and I (and our old pal Johnny) attended a couple of Can/Am tournaments in Chatham, ONT with our old team
the Angry Armadillos way back in the late 80s. Fun time, but don't kid yourselves, the Canadian definition
of the term "beginner" means "not currently on an NHL roster." First year we lost our first game 13-0 and
thought it couldn't possibly get any worse. Second game we lost 15-0 to a team with a one-legged goaltender.
I shit you not. In two years and four games we were outscored 43-1. Of course the Armadillos sucked and it's
not really about the hockey, is it? It was a great time and I'd definitely be up for it. B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Jan 17 2007 6:19:00 PM EST
Oops, I guess it would help to explain "this" Adult hockey tournaments in Niagara Falls, Toronto and Lake Placid.
http://www.canamhockey.com B B logged in from: c-71-206-196-134.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Jan 17 2007 6:17:00 PM EST
Anybody interested in doing something like this? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 6 2007 3:10:18 PM EST
You forgot AKA "Mr. Monad." steve steve logged in from: c-67-165-81-6.hsd1.oh.comcast.net On Mon Jan 15 2007 11:56:23 AM EST
There were two stars that night: 1. DefensemanMike and 2. The Meaty One (aka, Petey so meaty, aka El Capitan, aka The Gay One). MEaty Mike mikesiebieda2@yahoo.com MEaty Mike logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.wv.comcast.net On Sun Jan 14 2007 7:37:34 PM EST
So, i guess i went from NEW MIKE, to MEaty Mike. Thats cool. U can just call me meaty. Hopefully i can help put a little more this season. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jan 11 2007 4:02:27 PM EST
Because it has happened at least twice over the years, I've finally wised up and wrote a script
to backup this entries file every six hours, so even if I do mess up and inadvertantly delete
someone's post, as long as it's more than six hours old we should be able to recreate it. We
now return you to your regularly scheduled life, already in progress... Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 10 2007 9:50:03 PM EDT
B and Steve, I think I inadvertantly messed up your recent posts. The sign-in data is
still there, but the message text disappeared. My bad. If you have copies or remember
what you wrote, send it to me and I'll paste it back in... Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 10 2007 4:41:52 PM EST
I have had it
with these motherfucking scorpions on this motherfucking plane! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 9 2007 6:18:24 PM EST
A rare photo of Saddam Hussein's cat. BTW, who won
the fucking game? steve steve logged in from: rrcs-24-105-170-254.nys.biz.rr.com On Tue Jan 9 2007 8:36:03 AM EST
B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Jan 8 2007 6:48:05 PM EST
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-65-81-4.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 8 2007 12:47:52 AM EST
News flash: I wasn't there tonight. Not sure if anybody noticed. Post scores
and stars and I'll make the updates... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-205-61-102.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 4 2007 11:58:12 PM EST
They are for most of the month of January. After that, I'm not sure. http://www.letsgopens.com/practice.php Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Thu Jan 4 2007 9:31:22 AM EST
hey, did yinz see where the pens practiced at Southpointe yesterday? I hear their lockerroom was bare, even the carpet removed. I'm just amazed that nobody got injured due to that crappy ice. Anyone know if this is a permanent move for them? Dave Dave logged in from: defiant.court.allegheny.pa.us On Tue Dec 26 2006 10:17:42 AM EST
All I want for xmas is the damn medical probation period to be over so i can play hockey again....oh yeah, and for more updates to the webpage, a couple million dollars, to see some hot lesbians in the locker room whenever I return, some new skates, oil prices to dip slightly, my other stocks to go up, and if theres time, for someone to cook me some lobster tails.....but seriously, mikey, stop playing pool with dj and put some updates in, like perhaps mellon arean pics??!!!??? Oh yeah, good luck in the finals you bastards. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Dec 24 2006 1:02:43 AM EST
I'm guaranteeing a victory in Game 2 Petey Petey logged in from: c-71-60-229-2.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Dec 22 2006 9:02:12 PM EST
Happy Kwanzaa everyone DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Dec 22 2006 12:19:48 PM EST
You all suck....Merry Christmas. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-65-72-67.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Dec 21 2006 7:44:15 PM EST
He also used to not shoot pool at Jay's until 1am. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Dec 21 2006 5:16:34 PM EST
Mikey used to be faster on the updates. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Wed Dec 20 2006 8:29:08 AM EST
lets go spiders and lets go I.O.C. lets celebrate big tonight, or cry in our beer after the game at Jay's. call it a last minute spider christmas party. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Dec 19 2006 10:17:23 PM EST
In it to win it bitches Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-183-96.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Dec 15 2006 11:41:16 PM EST
Thank god Kenny and I went to last year's Super Bowl...http://tinyurl.com/y4vznn B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Dec 3 2006 1:38:06 AM EST
Hey boys i'm buzzed right now but just wanted to share with you all...... I was out drinking at Bossa Nova downtown and saw Gonchar and Armstrong there about an hour and a half after the pens game ended. I was going to ask if they wanted to suit up for the Spiders but remembered we have Pete so dont need them, Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Wed Nov 29 2006 1:47:52 PM EST
Well if you'd buy a larger strap-on like I keep asking you to, I wouldn't
need the deer cock! DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-59-164.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Nov 28 2006 7:48:35 AM EST
Mikey's not kidding...and he has dibbs on the deer cock after Jess. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-165-161.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Nov 28 2006 1:27:18 AM EST
If we're going to play this shitty against the Wild Things when we face them
again on Sunday, let me know now so I can stay home and watch Brokeback
Mountain instead. Again. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Mon Nov 27 2006 10:13:25 AM EST
I heard this on the X this morning,and thought this is one for the lockerroom chat. http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/ Michael Madia mjmadia@gmail.com Michael logged in from: c-24-131-181-56.hsd1.ma.comcast.net On Sat Nov 18 2006 2:12:13 PM EST
Hello from Minnesota, Someone drop me a line at my e-mail address. I would like to fly in and skate with the spiders. Is my number taken ?(51) Tell everyone I said Hello. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrst06.library.pitt.edu On Wed Nov 15 2006 2:42:33 PM EST
WTF?! Seriously, WTF?!! http://tinyurl.com/yk64va Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Nov 14 2006 6:32:14 PM EST
UPDATES! UPDATES! UPDATES! There! Is everyone happy now? DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Nov 13 2006 5:54:12 PM EST
Just wanted to remind you all that you suck...carry on. Jess Jess logged in from: host-69-95-82-245.pit.choiceone.net On Mon Nov 13 2006 11:46:17 AM EST
AUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH!! I'm DYING to see updates on this damn thing!! Damn you Mikey! We're going into Update withdrawal!! Porn Porn logged in from: AHost.eiNetwork.net On Fri Nov 10 2006 12:31:44 PM EST
Everytime I log on to this site from a public library, it gets blocked from the obscene language and the fact that I have porn on my profile. I can't believe this because the guy sitting next to me is watching a video on YouTube of black girls getting naked and shaking their asses. Yes, Mikey, I am watching his screen too. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-31-92.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Nov 7 2006 12:12:18 AM EST
Happy Erection Day everyone! Vote early, vote often. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-171-20.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Nov 2 2006 12:46:52 AM EST
John Kerry's latest excuse: "I told students that if they don't study
hard they'll get stuck in A RACK." Mike Siebieda mikesiebieda2@comcast.net Mike logged in from: c-71-236-106-144.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Oct 30 2006 5:45:34 PM EST
This website is awesome...i guess i am "new Mike" B B logged in from: 67.165.78.127 On Tue Oct 24 2006 11:50:06 PM EDT
REGARDING MELLON ARENA HOCKEY....... I am hereby placing a bounty on #55 Pete Osterhus. The first guy to really cream that punk gets your session paid for IN FULL! Kenny G kgibala67@yahoo.com Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Wed Oct 18 2006 10:22:38 AM EDT
just like Mikey states, email me if you're in or have friends you're bringing. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Oct 17 2006 6:47:33 PM EDT
I think we've got the spam problem licked for now. Since it seemed
like every spammed entry started with a phrase like "Good site," "Nice site,"
or "Cool site," I rewrote the script to disallow any postings that
begin with those or similar such phrases. So don't try to post a message
that begins with any of them or it will automatically launch nuclear
missles against Sweeden. In other news, I'm sure everyone saw this. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Oct 15 2006 2:44:06 PM EDT
3.Rich
2.Pete
1.Justin the Goalie Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Oct 13 2006 7:14:58 PM EDT
Won't be at the game tonight. Post results and stars here if you want and I'll
update accordingly. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Fri Oct 13 2006 9:22:30 AM EDT
spiders hockey on friday the 13th. oooo scare-dy. make sure you wear your 3-D glasses! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-170-39.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Oct 10 2006 12:51:49 AM EDT
In bed? B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Oct 9 2006 4:42:05 PM EDT
Pete reminds me of a young Joe Sakic Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Mon Oct 9 2006 12:50:39 PM EDT
translation: you imperialist spider dogs will bow down to the almighty meadows hockey team. you...pickle on a dick sandwich! I hope you die. baghdad bob eydtpqw leytbnxih eydtpqw leytbnxih qflszac@mail.com http://www.google.com eydtpqw leytbnxih logged in from: 85.154.2.218 On Sat Oct 7 2006 8:15:19 PM EDT
tjgaeu knjw wfezcsoi auleof idfqtn ifmb gnuslxpj [URL]http://www.pnrjwbqg.athksdwxl.com[/URL] fyjwbh cisw Mikey Mikey logged in from: talc.library.pitt.edu On Thu Oct 5 2006 1:13:42 PM EDT
Sid: 52 goals. Malkin: 38 goals. Pens finish: 9th in Eastern Conference. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Thu Oct 5 2006 12:37:13 PM EDT
a poll just for the heck of it.
how many goals will Sid have this year?
how many goals will Geni have this year?
and how good will the pens be this year?
Respond back to guestbook by the start of tonight's game vs the Flyers. You show everyone that you're the hockey guru! Mikey Mikey logged in from: talc.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 4 2006 2:12:28 PM EDT
You know, Kenny, there are times when you can be very funny! And
then there's now. All seriousness aside, the next poll question is
actually which Spider has the largest winkie. The winner gets a
fabulous showcase full of cash and prizes. Get out your yardsticks... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Wed Oct 4 2006 10:07:00 AM EDT
God is our co-pilot? remember our car? two seats. where's he gonna sit? Next month's poll question, guess what color Mikey's thinking of. DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Sep 29 2006 4:58:46 PM EDT
We should totally do the Roller Derby thing...maybe we can get Petey a sweetie! Mikey Mikey logged in from: talc.library.pitt.edu On Wed Sep 29 2006 2:06:47 PM EDT
Uh oh, Kenny's thinking. This could be dangerous. Besides, like any
of us match anyhow... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Wed Sep 27 2006 12:46:41 PM EDT
so I'm thinking...since it was announced last night the Sabres are rid of the black/red jersey combo, will it get harder to find jerseys and socks? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-133-214.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Sep 29 2006 2:44:18 AM EDT
No wonder our team is so dysfunctional. http://tinyurl.com/e58rp Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-65-83-67.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Sep 26 2006 1:14:42 AM EDT
Enough what? B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Sep 26 2006 1:07:52 AM EDT
Are we going to have enough for the game tonight? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Mon Sep 25 2006 9:39:34 AM EDT
here's a Spiders nite out.
http://www.steelcityderbydemons.com Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Sep 22 2006 4:55:18 PM EDT
I don't think that will fit on the side of Kenny's kayak... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Sep 22 2006 4:47:01 PM EDT
I have a persistent anal itch. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Wed Sep 20 2006 12:39:18 PM EDT
I think we need to raise money by selling calendars. here's a local model thats soon to be on the cover of Maxim En Espanol. She was on the X radio show the other morning.
http://www.jennthomas.com
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-65-83-67.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Sep 19 2006 11:14:28 PM EDT
For those of you left unawares, Kenny G recently became the owner of a brand new
kayak. I think he lost a bet or something. Anyhow, I propose a
contest here in the guestbook to name his vessel. I begin by suggesting
"The Beard of Zeus." In the meantime, here's a
little something to get you in a
kayaking frame of mind (although I'd be willing to bet most of you
aren't even old enough to understand the reference). Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-65-83-67.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 18 2006 10:33:54 AM EDT Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Mon Sep 18 2006 8:13:21 AM EDT
Mikey knock it off using those big words.
we be but simple hockey players. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-65-83-67.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 18 2006 1:09:18 AM EDT
Helluva game, Petey So Meaty. Way to bang a couple in there, you
Hume-loving, Locke-molesting, Leibnizian monad-denying, empiricist
bastard you. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Sep 15 2006 3:35:39 PM EDT
Hi All! Please disregard the game that is listed as "7/20 McM Foot and Ankle" that's on your pocket schedules - it's a leftover from last season or something like that.... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-83-67.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 11 2006 9:54:22 PM EDT
Don't most of you guys do this on the way to games? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver Mikey Mikey logged in from: talc.library.pitt.edu On Mon Sep 11 2006 12:21:34 PM EDT
Ladies and gentlemen, there is a defintion of tractor
pull in Urban Dictionary! Mikey Mikey logged in from: talc.library.pitt.edu On Fri Sep 8 2006 1:00:17 PM EDT
No, seriously, you're in big
trouble! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Sep 7 2006 5:25:03 PM EDT Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Sep 7 2006 4:52:28 PM EDT
Next time we hear a cell phone ring in the locker room, someone has
to check Porn's ass. Any volunteers? Line forms on the right... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-18-181.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Sep 5 2006 11:03:58 PM EDT Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-12-181.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 4 2006 1:12:29 AM EDT Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-72-65-83-67.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sat Sep 2 2006 1:03:15 AM EDT Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 30 2006 8:01:22 PM EDT
The NFL has banned Rock 'n Roll
Part II because of Gary Glitter's conviction on child molestation charges. Now if we
can just get some pictures of Celine Dion blowing goats in a petting zoo we'll be all set. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Aug 29 2006 3:45:18 PM EDT
Yeah, you can only drink so much and screw so much... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 70-89-107-253-pittsburgh.hfc.comcastbusiness.net On Tue Aug 29 2006 3:17:26 PM EDT
hockey, I need hockey! Mikey Mikey logged in from: talc.library.pitt.edu On Fri Aug 25 2006 5:02:41 PM EDT
Ok, number one, how do we know it's not just due to shrinkage? I mean
after all, the Artic is cold. Number two, how exactly do they measure?
Number three, is this what Dave's been doing all summer? http://tinyurl.com/hu36j Mikey Mikey logged in from: talc.library.pitt.edu On Thu Aug 24 2006 3:33:18 PM EDT
You're very welcome! And BTW, I'm quite cross with the rest of
you for not chiming in, ya bastards. DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Aug 24 2006 2:01:35 PM EDT
Thanks for the birthday song, Babycakes! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-115-15.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 22 2006 12:01:14 AM EDT
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
dear DJ, happy birthday to you... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 16 2006 2:21:40 PM EDT
Maybe you should travel to Australia. Their seasons are the
opposite of ours. You wouldn't be the only former
Pittsburgher...http://www.iha.org.au/ B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Aug 15 2006 4:56:32 PM EDT
I love the offseason Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Aug 11 2006 4:17:52 PM EDT Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Aug 8 2006 4:14:28 PM EDT Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: die-proxy.diego.af.mil On Mon Aug 7 2006 5:16:08 AM EDT
If you get a chance to look up the "Danny Glover" or "Tony Danza" on Urban Dictionary, they're a good read! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ad03.proxy.aol.com On Wed Aug 2 2006 10:12:01 PM EDT
Wow, never thought I'd hear Jess talk about her girlfriend like that, but again, wow! Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Wed Aug 2 2006 9:44:37 AM EDT
Once again - another use for the Urban Dictionary:
when a guy cums in his woman's mouth then makes her laugh the cum out her nose so it just hangs there...like a norweigan ice dragon
Used in a sentence: I tickled my girlfriend after she gave me head last night so much that she turned into the norweigan ice dragon.
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-47-81.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 1 2006 10:54:03 AM EDT
It's amazing what medical science can accomplish nowadays, isn't it?
Although to the guestbook's credit, recent mention was made of Norwegian
Ice Dragons. It's not exactly a disease, but it can become an
addiction. Trust me. Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Tue Aug 1 2006 10:06:41 AM EDT
In other words - there hasn't been any mention of a genital defect or disease in a really long time!! Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Tue Aug 1 2006 10:04:32 AM EDT
Wow - the Spider site has definitely reached an all-time deadness!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jul 31 2006 3:38:12 PM EDT
Disheartening, indeed. But at least I can still rely upon George Michael for
moral fortitude... Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Mon Jul 31 2006 3:21:07 PM EDT
Mikey--Had been checking the news for anything interesting outside of the middleeast and saw that one of your hero's was in trouble. http://tinyurl.com/jdegf DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Jul 28 2006 3:13:04 PM EDT
My favorite memory was all the bare ass that I saw...it was at that moment that I knew of the possibilities of seeing cock as well. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jul 28 2006 12:27:52 PM EDT
It was nine years ago today, Sgt. Spider taught the team to play. As
Kermit the Frog always says, "Time's fun when you're having flies." Of
course Kenny G, DJ, and myself are the only remaining original Eagles/Spiders.
Either of you care to post your memories of that first night? As I
recall, we had about 18 skaters. I hadn't played a game in over four years,
so I could barely stand up straight ("How is that any different from now?"
Ha ha, fuck you all.). We had five women skating with us that evening.
And the post game orgy had great enthusiasm, unlike the lame, half-hearted
affairs we experience today. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jul 26 2006 1:59:46 PM EDT
Ok, tell me any of them DON'T love the cock, THEN it'd be a news story...
http://tinyurl.com/m5u6m Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jul 25 2006 7:31:18 PM EST
What are you implying, B? That everyone is bored and has no life? That we're all
bad hockey players in need of instruction? I know when I've been insulted, I know
when I've been insulted. Although I have to admit, I got excited when I saw the
article about techniques for Pulling Your Goalie. Then I realized they were talking
about hockey... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Jul 25 2006 6:51:26 PM EDT
Some good tips if anyone is bored or interested http://www.hockeyplayer.com/ Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jul 25 2006 4:23:52 PM EDT
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "fingering yourself."
http://tinyurl.com/fkcjj Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jul 24 2006 2:48:18 PM EDT
Yeah, sorry guys, I know that left us short-handed, but she's so proud of her
Norse heritage that I just couldn't resist. And let me just add that after a
long night of Ice Dragoning, there's nothing better than having DJ serve you up
one of her world famous Portugese Breakfasts. You haven't lived until you've had
that experience! A true pièce de résistance in every sense of the word! DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 24 2006 12:07:42 PM EDT
Sorry I missed the game the other night guys. I was recovering from the Norwegian Ice Dragon that Mikey me gave the night before...
PS Porn, show me your tits! Mark Mark logged in from: 170.201.180.136 On Sun Jul 16 2006 7:54:42 AM EDT
I see youre playing my nemesis on thurs anyone have a pair of size 11 skates i can borrow? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jul 11 2006 2:49:11 PM EDT
Sure, for 20 bucks. DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Jul 13 2006 2:35:24 PM EDT
If I come to the game tonight will I see B. fondling Mikey's balls? Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jul 12 2006 6:43:28 PM EST
In the area, but not my section. Same deal with the ground rule double by Glaus. That
was about a section over. Nah, most of the action was Monday and Tuesday during BP, and
the Derby on Monday night. Like a freakin' mosh pit wherever a ball landed. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Jul 12 2006 4:04:33 PM EDT
That's quacktastic! Were you near David Wright's home run at all?? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-158-106.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Jul 12 2006 1:23:14 AM EDT
So, who wants to hear about my balls? I touched four balls last night
at the All-Star game, but only managed to grab one of them. I'm
sitting here right now, holding it. Admiring it. Gently caressing it.
Kissing it lightly. All seriousness aside, B, get ready to start
masturbating (as if you ever stop). I caught a batting practice home
run on the fly off of the bat of David Ortiz. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jul 11 2006 2:45:16 PM EDT
Same problem I had in New Orleans, too hot for a hockey jersey. Although
if it's any consolation, I will be wearing my Spiders split-crotch panties.
I'll see if I can get them on camera... DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Jul 11 2006 1:00:24 PM EDT
Hey Buttpipe,
Try wearing a Spiders jersey. I doubt anyone else will have on of those on. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-158-55.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Jul 11 2006 2:25:02 AM EDT
And now for the latest installment of Mutual of Omaha's "Spot
the Looney," tonight, PNC Park, the 77th baseball All-Star Game,
section 136, pretty much
straight away left field, five rows back on the aisle. Can
you spot the Spider? Fabulous door prizes for any who do.
I'd tell you look for the bright yellow Pirate
jersey, but if the HR Derby last night was any indication, half the
freakin' stadium will be wearing bright yellow. I thought I was
the only bozo with a hard on for gold jerseys. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-173-11.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 10 2006 11:29:54 AM EDT
And this would be different from every other game you attend? DJ DJ logged in from: static-151-205-27-127.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 10 2006 11:04:46 AM EDT
Ok, ok....upon my return handjobs for all...fuckers. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-148-199.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 10 2006 1:35:45 AM EDT
Would everyone be so quiet upon MacArthur's return to the Philippines?
Upon Napoleon's return from Elba? DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-51-186.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sat Jul 8 2006 9:48:41 PM EDT
I may make an appearance on the ice next week..thoughts? Comments? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jul 5 2006 3:29:18 PM EDT
What about the part of the story where you offered to spank his monkey in the
bathroom if he'd start broadcasting Spiders games? B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Jul 3 2006 5:17:47 PM EDT
I saw Mike Lange at Mineo's today. That's the end of my story. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-51-186.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Jun 30 2006 12:36:00 AM EDT
Why the hell would the Penguins fire Mike Lange? WTF? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jun 29 2006 4:04:15 PM EDT
Well scratch my balls with a hacksaw...http://tinyurl.com/jm6ce B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-127.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Jun 26 2006 10:14:57 PM EDT
Mikey, make sure to hit up the Cafe Du Monde for some beignets (sp?). Mikey Mikey logged in from: 157.30.49.255 On Sun Jun 25 2006 2:51:56 PM EDT
The guestbook is truly going global. Salut de la Rue Bourbon! My French is pretty bad, so that means either "Greetings and salutations from Bourbon Street" or "I have a badger in my ass," but after last night in the Quarter, both are good... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-37-112.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Jun 22 2006 12:40:02 AM EDT
You da man, B, you da man. The guy's on his honeymoon, in a foreign country,
basking in the afterglow of the recent loss of his (heterosexual) virginity, yet he still
finds time to post in the guestbook. Did you do as Kenny ordained and
take your Spiders jersey with you? I better not end up being the only
one this summer who does... B B logged in from: modemcable063.58-131-66.mc.videotron.ca On Wed Jun 21 2006 10:19:21 PM EDT
Checking in from Montreal. Where the fuck was everybody for you guys! Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref03.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jun 15 2006 7:18:32 PM EDT
Well then I hope he's not officiating the ceremony on Saturday... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jun 15 2006 5:58:57 PM EDT
Whenever I hear Casey Kasem's voice I drop my pants, close my eyes and smile. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jun 15 2006 1:46:08 PM EDT
And now, we're up to our long distance dedication. This one comes
from Brendan Hanley from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He writes: "Dear
Casey, I'm a young hockey player stationed in Canonsburg, PA, and
on Saturday, I'm getting married. After all the years of
anonymous gay bathroom sex, the heroin addiction, the 13 year
old Haitian prostitutes, the barnyard animals, I've finally found
the woman who has inspired me to settled down and become a
productive member of society as a Scientologist Amway salesman.
Casey, would you please play 'Endless Love,' and dedicate it
to my girlfriend? Tell her I'll call her as soon as I get
back from my honeymoon." Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: die-proxy.diego.af.mil On Thu Jun 15 2006 2:36:13 AM EDT
If someone can mail me a Spider jersey, I can get a photo somewhere unique!
Sid Kenny G Kenny G logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Jun 14 2006 3:12:15 PM EDT
Attention all Spiders, as it was discussed last night at our triumphant
forfeit win, if and when you go on vacation this summer, take along a Spider
jersey and take a picture wearing it where ever you end up. Post it to Mikey
so he can add it to the website, so at the end of summer we can vote on the
best photo. And yes, pants are optional. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jun 13 2006 3:32:41 PM EDT DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-76-133.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Jun 13 2006 3:16:05 PM EDT
Doesn't anyone talk about weiners and boobies anymore....weiners are funny Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jun 13 2006 2:52:30 PM EDT
Yeah, what she said. Honestly, Sid, you're preaching to the
choir. I think DJ made an excellent summation, it's not the
message that I have a problem with, it's the messenger. And with that
in mind, Michael Savage?! C'mon, that guy's a hate monger.
Now, I'll give him credit for having changed his views (as I will
with Jim Quinn). As the misquote of Winston Churchill states:
"Anyone who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart.
Anyone who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brain."
I'll also give him credit for being eclectic in his ideology.
He's not a Republican mouthpiece. But telling someone on national
TV to go choke on a sausage, what are we, in second grade on the
playground? Actually, it sounds more like Porn in the showers,
but that's a whole other story. See, I thrive on spirited debate,
be it philosophical, political, theological, whatever. Working in
academé as I do, I am not *A* politically right of center,
heterosexual, single male librarian, I am *THE* politically right
of center, heterosexual, single male librarian. I have ample
opportunity to engauge in intellectual discourse, but when doing so I make
every attempt to argue my positions in the most logical and
articulate manner possible. If someone makes a counterpoint
worthy of my respect, I will acknowledge it. My goal is to make
someone understand and respect my point of view, even if they don't
agree. I don't see what there is to gain by unilaterally pissing
people off. Unless, as I said before, you're trying to sell books and
keep your name in the spotlight. Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: die-proxy.diego.af.mil On Tue Jun 13 2006 12:29:15 PM EDT
I apologize for my premature evaluation (made you read that twice, eh).
My butt cheeks are loose now. Thank you for all that you do. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-121-36.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Jun 13 2006 8:21:47 AM EDT
Dear Sid,
I have listened to Mike Savage. Your comment makes me chuckle since-and I'm not kidding-I have on my my desk at work-Ann Coulter and George W. Bush dolls. Plus a copy of one of Sean Hannity's books. I love Quinn in the morning. BTW, check out Dinesh D'Souza's books. So, relax, take a deep breath, unclench your butt cheeks and work on your reading/comprehension skills since you failed to pick up on MIKEY AND I AGREE WITH YOU! Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: die-proxy.diego.af.mil On Tue Jun 13 2006 3:03:07 AM EDT
Mikey,
I wish my friend (I have to pretend I'm really Sid) was in San Diego, but he's not. Rich Caruso might be able to offer some insight. I'll have some pictures soon, from my friend, but I can't disclose the location of the pictures. If you give me your e-mail, I'll tell my friend overseas to add you to the weekly newspaper he publishes (by himself).
DJ,
I recommend you start listening to the Michael Savage show. There may still be help for you, but extreme measures must be taken.
Sid DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-72-228.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Jun 12 2006 9:14:47 PM EDT
To save everyone the trouble of reading Mikey's and Sidney's comments---they both agree with Ann Coulter. Mikey's problem is with her delivery. There, I just saved you all a buttload of reading.
Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref03.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jun 12 2006 8:53:16 PM EDT
Exclusive video
footage showing Ben Roethlisberger's condition after the accident... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jun 12 2006 4:51:17 PM EDT
Q: What was going through Ben's mind during the accident? A: The
windshield. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-121-36.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Jun 12 2006 4:20:14 PM EDT
I nominate Big Ben for "Biggest Dumbass of the Year"....maybe he'll wear a helmet to that! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jun 12 2006 1:46:57 PM EDT
Attaboy, Sid. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were in the Air Force
stationed in San Diego instead of an NHL'er in the 'Burgh. Actually, I think
Ann Coulter's comments about reveling in the glare of victimization would
have been better suited for Cindy Sheehan than the 9/11 widows. Although
Coulter probably has made just such acusations of which I am simply not aware.
For an interesting read, check out Generation of Vipers by Philip Wylie. It was
originally published in the early 1940s and spoke to the World
War II era, but the relevant section, quoted below, at times still rings true
today. To a certain degree it is satire, but like all satire, it is based
upon truisms.
"Mom also has patriotism. If a war comes, this may even turn into a genuine feeling
and the departure of her son may be her means to grace in old age. Often, however, the going
of her son is only an occasion for more show. She has, in that case, no deep respect for
him. What he has permitted her to do to him has rendered him unworthy of consideration--
and she has shown him none since puberty. She does not miss him--only his varletry--but
over that she can weep interminably. I have seen the unmistakable evidence in a blue
star mom of envy of a gold star mom: and I have a firsthand account by a woman of
unimpeachable integrity, of the doings of a shipload of these super-moms-of-the-gold-star,
en route at government expense to France to visit the graves of their sons, which I
forbear to set down here, because it is a document of such naked awfulness that, by
publishing it, I would be inciting to riot, and the printed thing might even rouse the
dead soldiers and set them tramping like Dunsany's idol all the way from Flanders to
hunt and haunt their archenemy progenitrices--who loved them--to death.
But, peace or war, the moms have another kind of patriotism that, in the department
of the human spirit, is identical to commercialized vice, because it captures a good thing
and doles it out for the coin of unctuous pride--at the expense of deceased ancestors
rather than young female offspring. By becoming a Daughter of this historic war or that,
a woman makes herself into a sort of madam who fills the coffers of her ego with the
prestige that has accrued to the doings of others. A frantic emptiness of those coffers
provides the impulse for the act. There are, of course, other means of filling them,
but they are difficult, and mom never does anything that is difficult--either the
moving of a piano or the breaking of a nasty habit."
Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: die-proxy.diego.af.mil On Mon Jun 12 2006 4:40:31 AM EDT
Cindy Sheehan is going to rot in hell. She's a phony. She's sick. Her son was out doing something he believed in. When he died, she dishonored him and everything he stood for. Why do you think her husband (his father) divorced her? She's more concerned about her own fame that she is honoring her son's memory. She has cheapened everything her son stood for. Why do people like Cindy Sheehan and other liberal whackos always feel the need to speak on the military's behalf. You know the rhetoric: "Bring our troops home...we're for the troops...we don't want any more of our young people killed for George Bush's illegal war..." Blah, blah, blah. Hey, here's a news flash...The troops don't want your sympathy, and they sure as hell don't want you speaking on their behalf. If I were a troop, I would denounce everything these freaks say. How many times has Cindy Sheehan been to the Middle East? How many intelligence briefings has she sat in on? How many times has she seen combat action? What makes her an expert on military operations? I would look at the opinions of those who are out there doing the missions, not those who sit on their fat asses and act like experts. Cindy, and everyone else who have never left the comfort of CNN (Clinton News Network) in their living rooms, can kiss my hockey-playing ass!
We live in a world that has walls. Those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's going to do it? You, Mikey? You Cindy Sheehan. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-163-33.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jun 11 2006 11:11:25 PM EDT
Pubic hair "that long?!" I didn't think you had any at all... Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Jun 9 2006 7:14:32 PM EDT
You know, it's pretty frickin' bad that I'm in the quote of the night and I WASN'T EVEN THERE!! Oh, wait, before anyone corrects me, my HAIR was in the quote of the night! Geesh guys!! If I had pubic hair THAT LONG do you think I would be willing to wear shorts around you pervs?? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jun 9 2006 12:40:15 PM EDT
Yeah, but will Paula Abdul be sleeping with them?
http://tinyurl.com/loyhv
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-143-19.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Jun 8 2006 12:16:12 PM EDT
Ok, to continue. I actually thought this
article was the one to which you were referring. Although I'm not sure
if it's good or bad. On one hand, I don't want to see Hillary in the
White House so it's good. OTOH, she's such a polarizing figure that if
the Democrats actually nominate her, it might be enough to swing the
election against them. Not that I'm saying I'll vote Republican even
if they run a monkey on a rock. One shouldn't make up one's mind
without examining the candidates and their platforms. Which actually
segues into my next point. Make no mistake,
Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, Al Franken, these people are
not political pundits. They are professional shit disturbers. They are
not in the business of politics. They are in the business of self promotion.
Matt Parker and Trey Stone are true gadflys in the Socratic ideal, in that they
attack left, right, and center with equal ferocity. That being said, I don't
disagree with her, as this society embraces the cult of victimization, but
she's not going to convert anybody or even make them think seriously about
the issue if she calls widows "witches."
That's like when Ward Chruchill called victims of 9/11 "little Eichmanns."
It's inflamatory, and even if there is a point, nobody's going to see it. In
fact, like I said above, if you polarize too much, you sometimes end up
effecting the opposite. "Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong..." Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref03.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jun 7 2006 8:59:50 PM EDT
I'm all for most of Ann Coulter's ideology, but when she spews forth
these types of statements, she clouds
her message by making herself into a caricature. I'm not saying she's wrong,
but if the goal is to get her point across, for most people, the point becomes
obscured by the rhetoric. I'm about to leave work and have to go shut down
the desk. To be continued... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-72-228.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Jun 7 2006 8:42:26 PM EDT
Ok, Ann Coulter may be abrasive and a bitch but I have two words for people who say she is wrong-Cindy Sheehan. Let the games begin... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-11-246.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Jun 7 2006 12:05:27 PM EDT
I can't say I'm a huge fan, but they have some good songs. Head Like a Hole
and Hurt come to mind, although I realize that's like someone saying to me
"Oh, you're a Rush fan? I like Tom Sawyer!" I've always
felt this weird sort of kinship with Trent Reznor, seeing as how the loss
of his golden retriever back in 1995 affected him so profoundly. Why?
Are you trying to organize a Spiders night? DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-33-149.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Jun 7 2006 11:40:29 AM EDT
Are there any Spiders going to the NIN concert? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-188-201.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jun 5 2006 10:41:08 PM EDT
"I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom
I knew as well." - Henry David Thoreau Mark Mark logged in from: monrovll-cuda1-68-168-169-157.pittpa.adelphia.net On Mon Jun 5 2006 7:45:25 PM EDT
who the hell has time to read Mikey's damn profile? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jun 2 2006 4:39:18 PM EDT
A little
musical accompaniment
to that story... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jun 1 2006 11:41:02 PM EDT
Ohio Masturbator Story
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/ B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 31 2006 11:53:10 PM EDT
I updated my profile with some subtle changes. Word up Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-137-253.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri May 26 2006 12:29:34 AM EDT B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri May 26 2006 12:24:39 AM EDT
Fred Shero took my job. Bastard. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu May 25 2006 4:26:17 PM EDT
So, what does everyone think of the Pens
hiring Shero as their new GM? B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 24 2006 10:50:42 PM EDT
I thought this was kind of cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLpuF9UMvk Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed May 24 2006 3:13:47 PM EDT
Hey, a thought occurred to me this afternoon whilst I was in the
midst of performing a little brain surgery (on myself): If Yoda were to host
"Deal or No Deal," would it be called "Deal or Deal Not?" Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon May 22 2006 1:20:31 PM EDT
The Da Vinci Code is actually nothing more than
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!?" Son of a bitch! Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: die-proxy.diego.af.mil On Sun May 21 2006 10:27:37 PM EDT
Mikey gave us the Rich option. I had to go to a Jack and Jack party with him to get the waiver (see urbandictionary.com for jack and jill definition).
Sid Jess Jess logged in from: 71.195.77.218 On Sat May 20 2006 2:12:43 PM EDT
Sorry, you can't have Rich. I won't release him on waivers.....talk to me AFTER the season....just who the hell do you think you are anyways? Busting in on our team and trying to scalp our players?? Go bite the big one, buddy!! Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: die-proxy.diego.af.mil On Sat May 20 2006 12:50:02 AM EDT
Guys,
Congrats on the win. Please don't count on having Rich all season. If we can't get Malkin over here, we're going to need him.
Sid Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-134-236.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri May 19 2006 12:56:18 AM EDT
No problem, B, just call me Mr. Viagra. Maybe you should become a
movie critic. "Ebert and Roper give the Da Vinci Code two thumbs up."
Leonard Maltin calls it "A suspenseful thriller worthy of the hype."
Says Brendan Hanley: "It gave me the biggest boner I've had since
I saw Schindler's List!" Speaking of movies, best line in Youngblood:
"Thank god there is still a sport for middle-sized white boys." B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri May 19 2006 12:19:04 AM EDT
That 3 star description gave me the biggest boner ever! Thanks Mikey!Also, I'm thinking about getting my buddy, Dean Youngblood, to come play. He used to play for the Hamilton Mustangs in the OHL. He won the Memorial Cup with a penalty shot with 3 seconds left, and then procedded to beat Racki's ass. And then he went on to appear on the 'West Wing'. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-54-117.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu May 18 2006 12:03:12 AM EDT
I'm inclined to agree, B. I'm pumped for the new season. It's
like my grandmother always used to say: "Rock out with your cock
out!" B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 17 2006 10:59:19 PM EDT
I like the offseason moves. And I realize the off season was only about a week. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-14-89.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue May 16 2006 12:17:18 PM EDT
That's only because she makes us work long hours with no 401(k)
and a health plan that doesn't include Preparation H benefits. Although
on the plus side, I did get to deduct 37 pairs of assless chaps as a
"business expense" on last year's income tax return. The other ten
pair were for personal use... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-29-128.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue May 16 2006 11:04:37 AM EDT
Ok-I have night class on Tuesdays and Thursdays so unless the games are at 10:15 or later on those days I will not be present. That and my male escort service is BOOMING! B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun May 14 2006 12:14:31 PM EDT
The fans are demanding to see a Mikey-B-Mark line at some point.
And yes I realize there are no actual fans. Mark Mark logged in from: monrovll-cuda1-68-168-169-157.pittpa.adelphia.net On Sat May 13 2006 10:05:38 PM EDT
Guess whos back, back again, Mark is back, tell a friend. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-10-206.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat May 13 2006 1:14:41 PM EDT
Vaginal
weightlifting?! I'd pay to see that in the Olympics... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 10 2006 5:55:34 PM EDT
That was a good quote by adam Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed May 10 2006 9:25:04 AM EDT
And here Mikey, I thought you would make a comment on how perhaps after all of my wasted scoring opportunities last night (well not really wasted, but that goalie was making ridiculous saves) that maybe I'd benefit from being in europe and playing on the larger ice surface. Anyhow, good effort last night and a good season. Best of luck Spiders until I return after the strike. Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Mon May 8 2006 6:19:22 PM EDT
Boy, if I had a dime for everytime a woman gave me that line... Jess Jess logged in from: host-69-95-82-245.pit.choiceone.net On Mon May 8 2006 1:50:17 PM EDT
That really sucked. How 'bout we NOT do that again on Tuesday night? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-162-107.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri May 5 2006 12:01:51 AM EDT
"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating
barbequed iguana..." The protests of last Monday not withstanding,
Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu May 4 2006 12:29:18 PM EDT
C'mon, you know me better than that! I'm not one to toot my own horn.
Although lord knows I would if I could... Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Thu May 4 2006 9:00:18 AM EDT
Is this what we're going to have to put up with everytime Mikey scores a goal???? Oh yeah, hell of a shot Mikey. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed May 3 2006 12:44:34 PM EDT
I don't mean to appear ostentatious, but last night I actually dreamt
that I was on Leno (Andy Richter and Roseanne were the other guests)
talking about the goal. Funny thing is, I've been a Letterman fan
since the mid-80s and hardly ever watch the Tonight Show... steve c steve c logged in from: 68.75.245.226 On Wed May 3 2006 8:40:20 AM EDT
Way to go Mikey! The new all-time leading scorer in Spider's OT playoff history. Almost makes me forget about the Dead Wings. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-190-163.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed May 3 2006 12:40:13 AM EDT
P.S. What the fuck is everybody doing up so late? Don't any of us
have jobs? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-190-163.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed May 3 2006 12:37:42 AM EDT
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed May 3 2006 12:34:49 AM EDT
More Spiders playoff magic. Atta boy Mikey! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-71-253-53-25.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Tue May 2 2006 11:52:33 PM EDT
Great game everyone! Mikey, those days of shooting hockey at johnny's house in the dead of winter and the heat of summer finally paided off. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Tue May 2 2006 3:59:28 PM EDT
I needed a laugh and the guestbook never disappoints. Oh and Mikey, that guy who had the hattrick the other night, just call him Krammer. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue May 2 2006 3:35:14 PM EDT
Fo' shizzle... Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: rsn.rs.af.mil On Tue May 2 2006 3:28:14 PM EDT
We should give the Bargoyles the ol' Pittsburgh Smuggler...or perhaps the Cleveland Steamer...maybe I'll pull the ol' Harry Whodini on their goalie! (check out urban dictionary dot com for definitions and use in a sentence). Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue May 2 2006 11:35:18 AM EDT
Well, considering that we beat the Golden Showers on Sunday to
make the playoffs, that we're playing the Hot Carls tonight
in round one, and that if we win we'll meet the Angry Pirates
in the finals, I'd say sure, your Dirty Sanchez will fit in
just fine. Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: rsn.rs.af.mil On Tue May 2 2006 8:22:11 AM EDT
Are playoff mustaches OK? If so, does my dirty sanchez count? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-189-31.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue May 2 2006 12:03:13 AM EDT
I'm growing my playoff pubes. Does that count? B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon May 1 2006 11:12:13 PM EDT
Playoff time bitches. Grow your playoff beards quickly. It's going to be epic. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-141-151-140-91.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 26 2006 9:59:20 PM EDT
mikey butters porn...yep, thats it, good night everybody. jess jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Wed Apr 26 2006 11:09:52 AM EDT
um, I mean "smackin". Oh god, wait,....did that just get thrown into another one of those damn search engines?? Next to the porn puck topic?!? Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Wed Apr 26 2006 11:06:01 AM EDT
Uh oh! Mikey's slackin on the updates!! B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Apr 25 2006 6:08:36 PM EDT
Thats some good stuff, mang Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 20 2006 3:37:02 PM EDT
Jess has missed the last three games because she's been hard at work
in her basement laboratory trying to convert one of her male inflatible love dolls
into an animatronic hockey-playing version of you, Red, but keeps getting
distracted by the urge to give it a happy ending. In fact, that's how she
sliced open her hand last week. We warned her about removing the cock piercing
first, but did she listen? She got the idea from this
article. My new favorite word is "teledildonics," replacing last month's
winning entry "lactiferous." RED RED logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Thu Apr 20 2006 3:15:57 PM EDT
REPLACE ME IS THAT POSSIBLE? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-81-149.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Apr 18 2006 11:06:22 PM EDT
That's because you have three nipples... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Apr 18 2006 10:47:57 PM EDT
My pasties NEVER match Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Apr 17 2006 4:32:57 PM EDT
No soup for you! Actually, my bad. It's fixed. You're in there.
Like little bits of oregano. Your life is complete once again. You
can die happy. The mass is ended, go in peace. red red logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Mon Apr 17 2006 3:07:52 PM EDT
your profiles suck mike
i click on red and i am not there
u get an f- Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-240-4-125.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 13 2006 7:59:38 PM EDT
No, I heard it. For years I thought I had tinnitus because there was always
this buzzing sound. Little did I know you just had a
vibrator shoved down the front of your hockey
pants. Although in retrospect, I guess the extension cord should have tipped
me off. The only time I see it is with the telephoto lens from the
bushes outside your window... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-65-26.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 13 2006 7:01:56 PM EDT
You saw that!!!!??? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 13 2006 2:08:14 PM EDT
Ok, sure. DJ masturbates while she's playing hockey. kenny g kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Thu Apr 13 2006 12:55:54 PM EDT
good god, would someone please start talking about hockey. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-189-203.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 12 2006 8:52:11 PM EDT
Hmm, that's funny, I just assumed you'd be masturbating WHILE you read
these great discussions. I know I was... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-64-79.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 12 2006 7:46:28 PM EDT
I'm going to masturbate over these great discussions, eat a cookie and go to bed...thanks guys! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Apr 12 2006 2:49:18 PM EDT
"The real shame would be to be indifferent to all things, and thus not use
what sets us apart from animals, our free will." Ahh, Dave, do you really want to
go there? Probably my all-time favorite topic of philosophical discussion. We could
run the gamut from popular music ("If you choose not to decide, you still have made
a choice" - Rush), to the big guns such as Hobbes, Kant, Leibniz, Augustine, and
Aquinas. Leibniz may not generally be recognized as one of the classic authors in
the realm of free will debate, but I once took a class as an undergrad from Nicolas
Rescher, one of the world's foremost authorities on Leibniz, and a well-respected
philosopher in his own right. Fascinating stuff. Anyone want to nibble? In the
meantime, let me address Dave's point about science and nature running their course.
I tend to be pantheistic in my beliefs. I sometimes see us as parts of the greater whole,
and consequently able to exert influence over our existence. I don't believe
that one has to step beyond the realm of the physical and into the realm of the mystic
in order to do so. Science may offer an answer, namely quantum mechanics. The quantum
field exists as a cloud of possibilities. Which potential reality collapses into existence is
dependent upon the observer. By attempting to affect the outcome in a positive manner (or
by doing so negatively in an unconscious fashion), we can influence reality. We can make
our own luck. Or seal our own doom. To a certain degree, of course. Our influence
is not infinite. Some may wish to anthropomorphize and call it god's will or the watchful
eye of a guardian angel. I prefer the scientific approach. Of course that's just
my opinion, I could be wrong... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Apr 12 2006 1:30:18 PM EDT
See there the olive grove of Academe,
You know people, I'm proud of you. After almost five years, we've finally
managed to turn this guestbook into a place where we can equally enjoy
stimulating philosophical discourse AND lesbian anilingus! Richard Simmons Richard logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Apr 12 2006 11:24:38 AM EDT
This guestbook is as gay as me! Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Apr 12 2006 10:12:14 AM EDT
Mikey, couldnt you and whomever is playing Sid realize that whatever your personal beliefs, ultimately you have only some small level of control over yourself, and I say small as your heart could stop or your brain could fail and you could drop at any moment, therefore, whatever runs the universe, whether it be an all-powerful creator, some weird mystical laws, or rather simply science and nature running their course, you are what you are, nothing more, and nothing less. Or look at it from the Camus existentialist ramblings, the human mind can be a prison, or what sets you free, life can be depressing, but then so can death. The real shame would be to be indifferent to all things, and thus not use what sets us apart from animals, our free will. And to close, I have to ask that outside of boger, you ended up your last rant rather well, and also, when all else fails, shoot first and ask questions later. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-186-36.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Apr 12 2006 1:16:14 AM EDT Ok Ja...er, I mean Sid, just for the record, I am in fact an agnostic. Although there are those who would say that an agnostic is nothing more than an atheist who lacks conviction. That being said, it seems to me that you are arguing for the case of ignorance equaling happiness. "The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates. Hyper-analyzing is, and has been, an integral part of my personality for many, many years. If you don't believe me, ask Kenny G what I was like back in high school twenty years ago. I was probably worse then than I am today. There's no doubt it's a double-edged sword. It gives one a finer appreciation of all that is right with the world, but also a greater sensitivity to the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. But it's a trade I'll take. I'll continue this debate tomorrow, but in the meantime, speaking of reminiscing, this sure takes me back to the warm memories I have of the time we initiated Jess and DJ. Sidney Crosby Sidney logged in from: c-67-163-151-42.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Apr 11 2006 3:27:44 PM EDT
Again, you're searching for something bigger that may or may not come. Overanalyzation is depressing. Celebrate the today and now. If in fact you do feel agnostic (or aethiest), then you lose the ability to call everything God's will. That puts all the burden on you, alone. Unfortunately, as previously stated, you have very little control over the things that happen, so it isn't worth spending all your time philosophizing when you should be doing. I would rather act now and reminisce than philosophize until it was too late to reminisce. That being said, I have to leave on work business for a couple days...to be continued.
Sid Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Apr 11 2006 1:52:54 PM EDT
While Susan Sarandon is a piece of tree-huggin' hippie crap, I am reminded of her line
from that 1988 cinematic class Bull Durham: "The world was made for people who aren't
cursed with self-awareness."
As an interesting aside, I see a parallel between personality
and science. Those who go about their business blissfully unaware represent the macro scale
of classic Newtonian physics. Those with introspection represent the micro scale of
quantum mechanics.
My problem lies increasingly with the concept of time. And while my
other current read is a very intriguing treatise entitled The End of Time: The Next
Revolution in Physics by Julian Barbour, we must nevertheless confront our own mortality.
Not being able to take on faith the existence of an afterlife, all I know for sure
is that I have this life to live, in whatever form it takes. When it stretched out before
me as a young man, the possibilities were endless. Now, assuming medical breakthroughs do not
dramatically increase our lifespans, if I have not yet crossed the threshold of being
closer to the end than to the beginning, I will soon do so. That is a frightening and
sobering thought.
While I have taken measures to re-mould and re-shape my life in recent years, the seemingly
inevitable ticking of the clock continues with its foreboding presence. For example, as I
have de-emphasized librarianship, I have taken a great interest in the financial markets.
Over the course of the last three weeks, I've managed to correctly prognosticate sevearl times,
yet somehow I managed to keep them all in the red. Two years ago, I wouldn't
even have know what to look for, let alone construct a coherent strategy. It's not a linear
process. I should be thankful that I'm making
progress. But how much time do I have to devote to the process? At what point do you need to start
reaping the rewards of your efforts in order to feel satisfaction? I could afford to be patient at 29.
At almost 39, does that still hold true?
Finally, we have such limited capacity to influence certain aspects of our lives.
When you don't believe in fate or destiny, you can't just say "things will work out" or
"if something was meant to be it will happen." Chaos Theory rears its ugly head. The
proverbial flapping of a butterfly's wings, as Ian Stewart so eloquently stated in his
seminal work Does God Play Dice: The New Mathematics of Chaos.
But, lest the tone of this guestbook become too serious, let me close by saying anal warts,
gay cowboys, lesbian anilingus, tickle bubble shower scene, and booger. Sidney Crosby http://www.pittsburghpenguins.com Sidney logged in from: rsn.rs.af.mil On Tue Apr 11 2006 12:49:38 PM EDT
Mikey, you read too much Thoreau. It sounds like you realize that ignorance is bliss, yet you think you're too wise and philosophical to be ignorant...therefore, you are always searching for something bigger and can't experience the bliss that stupid people have. Even if you, like Thoreau, found something bigger, it would be a temporary fix to a long-term, state-of-mind. You can relate it to the drug user who thinks "If I just get some smack right now, I will never want again." In reality, we know that when the new smack wears off, the user will want again. Loneliness creates the boredum that leads you to the philosophical questions about the meaning of life. Try as people may, there is NO easy fix for the loneliness. Until what you're looking for arrives (which you have no real control over--although you can set yourself up for success), it's best to change your state-of-mind. Stop looking at the big picture. Celebrate the small achievements that you accomplish during your days now. For example, I cut my neighbor's grass yesterday (it's a big yard, and I do it every time I do mine...for free...she's really old, and I don't mind helping out). When I looked over the lawns this morning, I thought, "Sidney, you did a good job on the lawns. Good things will come your way." You, on the other hand, would probably search for the meaning of the individual cut blades of grass and wonder if they were happy in life. The big picture would be totally missed by someone as wise as yourself. Again, celebrate the small and the big will come. You'll be surprised how quickly you can find the ignorance that you should be seeking instead of the void filler that will only leave you longing for more.
I have to go get ready for the game now.
Sid Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Apr 11 2006 11:53:22 AM EDT
Nah, I appreciate the compliment. I'm just in one of those moods where I'm
waxing philosophic. It's like the Thoreau quote in my profile, I do not want, when I
come to die, to "discover that I had not lived." Sometimes I just look around and
wonder, is this all there is? Is this all that life has to offer? Then, to top it
off, I should quit reading books about the Theory of Relativity, because they just
depress me even more. Relativity Visualized by Lewis Epstein. Excellent read. Best
explanation of the concepts that I've ever read. Yet disconcerting in how insignificant
it makes you feel. And certainly interpersonal relationships do play a role in the
health of one's psyche, so DJ being demoted to team jockstrap washer has had an effect.
Although she actually asked for the job, so in her mind it's a promotion. I never thought
she could get them so clean using just her tongue... Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Tue Apr 11 2006 9:46:21 AM EDT
Mikey--when you put it like that my only response can be.....do you want us (the team) to get you that book that they had in wedding crashers? I believe it was titled something like "So you're thinking of jumping." You make one comment about how impressed you are with the speed and efficiency at which someone can update the webpage for their beloved spiders, and then they get all mid-life crisis on you. Is this really because you found out that the spiders management put DJ on waivers? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-104-223.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Apr 10 2006 11:35:18 PM EDT
Did you hear that they won't be able to serve any beer at PNC Park
this year? Seems the Pirates lost the opener... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-104-223.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Apr 10 2006 11:30:55 PM EDT
It's easy, Dave. Here, let me give you my recipe. Simply live alone, have
no life, no family, no pets, no non-inflatible girlfriends, a job you no longer want,
and an underlying sense that your meaningless life is slipping away one
day at at time, and you, too, can have all the time in the world to update websites
in a flash! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ad09.proxy.aol.com On Sun Apr 9 2006 10:58:50 PM EDT
I think we need to time mikey after games to see how fast he can update the site, damn that was fast. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-191-179.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Apr 7 2006 9:43:28 PM EDT
You mean you weren't there last night? Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Apr 7 2006 5:51:57 PM EDT
Gentlemen~I apologize for not being at the game and not giving notice to my fellow teammates. I had gotten called into work last minute and did not have time to make any phone calls. I will probably not be at Sunday night's game either due to the fact that I work in Pgh until 9p and our game is at 8. I'll see what I can do. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-72-237.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Apr 7 2006 1:41:34 AM EDT
As those great American songsters George and Ira Gershwin so
eloquently put it: "Nice work if you can get it." Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Thu Apr 6 2006 4:40:34 PM EDT
And they're actually paying you at the library for your work Mikey??!!!???!!??? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 6 2006 1:31:06 PM EDT
I'm disturbed. And slightly aroused...
http://www.wakthesak.com/ Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 6 2006 12:33:09 PM EDT
Next time that ficus grabs your ass, you'll know why...
http://tinyurl.com/fae6v Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Apr 3 2006 5:44:12 PM EDT
How many times have I told you guys?! You don't tell her you're broke until
AFTER she finishes! http://tinyurl.com/p4aar Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Apr 3 2006 2:23:18 PM EDT
Here's a little non-sequitur, apropos of nothing, that even you commie pinko
tree-huggin' hippie bastards might enjoy: "They say Democrats don't stand for
anything. That's patently untrue. We do stand for anything!" - Sen.
Barack Obama Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-161-47.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Apr 1 2006 4:29:34 PM EST
Believe me, Jess, the terms "librarian" and "lesbian" are for all
intents and purposes synonymous. We also have two public service
announcments to pass along. First off, happy April Dave's Day! And also,
tonight is the start of daylight savings time, so don't forget to
give your clocks head at 2am. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Apr 1 2006 12:47:55 PM EDT
Mikey~i was looking at your updated player profile and when i saw your occupation i thought it said "lesbian"! Ooops....i had to re-read it to make sure it said
L I B R A R I A N! Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Apr 1 2006 12:34:38 PM EDT
Ok guys, for those of you that haven't paid your dues for the weekly "ride your cowboy" fanclub, I must insist that you get those fees paid. For those of you who opted for the medication trial to try to ease your anal warts instead of the cowboy club, please know that your dues are also expected. And last, but not least, for those of you who didn't opt for either of these services, but instead chose to join the Gary Glitter boy-toy fan club, pay your damn fees.
That is all. Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Mar 31 2006 7:25:55 PM EST
I'm sorry, Jess, but I'm going to have to issue you a citation for posting
a message in the guestbook that is completely benign and informative, and
which contains absolutely no references to gay cowboys, masturbation, or
lesbian anilingus. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Mar 31 2006 6:49:15 PM EST
For those of you who owe me league fees, please be sure to either drop them in the mail to me or bring them to the next game.Thanks! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-169-75.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 29 2006 7:46:58 PM EST
Actually, you'll be continuing to receive creepy solicitations, as I took the
liberty of writing your myspace address on the walls of all the gay bathrooms
around campus. It just makes me feel warm and fuzzy when I walk in and
everyone yells "Mikey!" like on Cheers. As the song says, sometimes you wanna
cum where everybody knows your name... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-55-243.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 29 2006 1:17:50 PM EST
Wow, now we have the Spiders' version of Myspace. Now the only creepy bisexual guys that contact me are limited to you assholes!
Whooopppeee! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-170-128.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 23 2006 8:15:22 PM EST
Except that he'll enjoy bending over to pick up the soap...
http://tinyurl.com/pg9s6 B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Mar 28 2006 6:05:12 PM EST
This page has truly gone to the next level....now if only the people i dont know can answer the questions. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Mar 28 2006 5:06:18 PM EST
First off, feedback on the profiles? Anyone? Anyone? And secondly, once
again we turn to the "This is Wrong On So Many Levels" category:
http://tinyurl.com/pmnn7. I'm
particularly impressed with the description that reads in part: "Natural
aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding
naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for
birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head." My new favorite
word is "lactiferous." Next time somebody asks me how I'm doing, I'm just
going to smile and say "lactiferous." 99.9 percent of the people will have no idea
what it means and will just nod accordingly. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-97-4.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 23 2006 8:15:22 PM EST
It's good that you frequent the site, because you sure as shit don't
frequent the rink. I've had the souvenir I got you at the Super Bowl wrapped up in a
plastic bag in my backseat for the last six weeks. Which is especially
tragic when you consider that it's a puppy... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-63-89.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 23 2006 6:57:12 PM EST
B, I frequent the site you wad!!!Mikey, I think all your Brokeback Mountain finally turned Dave gay...uh, gayer. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Mar 23 2006 4:46:25 PM EST
Sounds good Mikey. How come more players dont come on here. Pusses. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Mar 23 2006 2:32:41 PM EST
Wait, let me guess. After four years of being a kaleidoscope, after the countless
games where your lack of color coordination stuck in my craw like a rabid squirrel
on acid, after all of the begging, the pleading, and the litigation, you finally went and did it, didn't you?
You bought yourself a set of red and black anal beads! Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Thu Mar 23 2006 10:28:55 AM EST
Well I guess that name beats some of the others I thought youd come up with Mikey; also I have a surprise for you for the game on Sunday. (ok, and let the peanut gallery comments ensue, lol) Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-110-69.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 22 2006 11:31:18 PM EST
BTW, B, while I'm not objected to doing a weekly Q and A, I've already got
something up my sleeve that might be even better. For the last couple of weeks,
I've been kicking around with some Perl scripts and what-not in an attempt to turn the player
profiles section into a series of pages that everyone can update themselves
in real time. You'll have the chance to write a narrative statement, and then answer
about 40 questions (is that too many?). In fact, if anyone would like to help,
give me a sense of what you'd like to know about your fellow teammates. Once I get
things finalized, hopefully this weekend or early next week, I'll email everyone
their passwords and you guys can go nuts. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-110-69.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 22 2006 10:35:14 PM EST
Oh, trust me Dave, we do all call you crazy. Repeatedly. I hereby suggest that we
change our name from the "Spiders" to the "Super Adventure Club." Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Tue Mar 21 2006 8:59:39 AM EST
Call me crazy, but based on recent updates to the page, I'd say Mikey doesn't leave his house much. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Mar 20 2006 6:16:34 PM EST
As much as I enjoy this webpage, I think there needs to be more in the way of features and such. As a result I am suggesting a weekly Q and A session with a selected Spider. I am volunteering my services. I will interview Pete first. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-117-29.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Mar 20 2006 12:34:22 AM EST
That was quite a Penguin game tonight. Each time after the power went
out, the best part was when the crowd started chanting "New A-ren-a, New
A-ren-a." I actually heard that Mario has a Plan B in case the Isle of
Capri doesn't get the slots license. He's going to try and get the
Igloo on an upcoming episode of MTV's "Pimp My Arena." Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-240-3-200.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Mar 17 2006 11:05:17 AM EST
Here's your official St. Patrick's Day joke, impress your friends at parties: Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-240-3-200.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Mar 17 2006 11:01:09 AM EST
Just wanted to let everyone know that in anticipation of Pitt's big
basketball game tonight, I'll be dribbling all day. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Mar 16 2006 5:15:42 PM EST
Ok, this is just too good to pass up. For all you myspace fags out there.
Although be forewarned, I'm thinking of doing something similar with
the player profiles pages.
http://www.myspaceisgay.com Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-113-38.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 16 2006 12:36:18 AM EST
After being convicted last week in Vietnam on child molestation charges,
Gary Glitter has announced that he is filing an appeal.
He claims it was all just a big misunderstanding. Said his lawyer: "Gary
was merely giving the girls music lessons. Apparently they were good
piano players, but they sucked at the organ." B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Mar 15 2006 10:34:28 AM EST
I think you should just give a star to Bob Uecker Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Mar 15 2006 8:45:21 AM EST
Mikey, B had the goal on a breakaway where he went double deek and finished with the backhand. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-164-145.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 14 2006 1:41:14 AM EST
"At some point I hope to see you assholes again." Funny, that was the
last line in Brokeback Mountain! DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-9-60.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 14 2006 8:30:34 PM EST
Good luck tonight guys, and remember fart if you have to...(at some point I hope to see you assholes again.) Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Mar 14 2006 1:20:28 PM EST
Ah, yes, that was it! Now I remember why we pay you the big bucks. The
main page has been updated. Although it's a shame now that no one will get to hear
me explain snowballing to Jess. The persistent gay cowboy references serve to
illustrate the point that societal norms in America are changing, and it is a
commentary on the dichotomy that exists between recognizing those aspects of our
society which previously escaped popular acceptance, and the need for maintaining the more
generally accepted foundations upon which the judeo-christian ethic in this country is
based. For example, twenty years ago, how many of us had ever witnessed full color hi-def
videos of hot lesbians snowballing, let alone on demand at the click of a mouse?
Now, I enjoy hot lesbians snowballing as much as the next guy. Probably more. But is the
purveyance of such commodities undermining our moral fabric? Perhaps. And I say that as a
dyed-in-the-wool agnostic, so I have no religious or theological underpinnings. As
Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the people." Yet for better or for worse, the
threat of retribution from a vengeful god, or the prospect of eternal damnation in the fires
of hell has a tendency to keep people in line. Is that good or bad? I can't say for certain,
but I do know that the end of civilization as we know it
is near... Petey Petey logged in from: pa-bethlprk-cad2-grp2a-1-154.pittpa.adelphia.net On Tue Mar 14 2006 12:40:20 PM EST
Oh and Mikey, in regards to the poll question and your recent postings, what is your obsession with gay cowboys? Seriously. Are you trying to tell us something? Or are you just trying to get Porn all excited before tonight's game? Petey Petey logged in from: pa-bethlprk-cad2-grp2a-1-154.pittpa.adelphia.net On Tue Mar 14 2006 12:38:53 PM EST
I believe that Jess said "I haven't gotten any since Friday." Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-95-90.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 14 2006 12:44:16 AM EST
I miss his chocolate salty balls already. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-92-8.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 14 2006 12:26:12 AM EST
I haven't decided if Hayes is a douche or a turd sandwich for this! Butters is most upset! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-95-90.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Mar 13 2006 10:15:34 PM EST
Ohhhh children! This is terrible news! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-95-90.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Mar 13 2006 10:12:22 PM EST
Always nice to hear from Spiders alumni. Logging in from nhl.com?
Are you in their employ? Evan Neel revlary@hotmail.com Evan logged in from: nhlfw1.nhl.com On Mon Mar 13 2006 3:36:24 PM EST
Hey dudes...just checking in on the Spiders....Good luck from NYC! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Mar 13 2006 1:14:18 PM EST
After the Super Bowl, Randle El said it wasn't just going to
be about the bottom line. That, being a devoutly religious man,
he was going to pray for guidance. I guess god told him
"Show me the money!" Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Mar 10 2006 12:56:16 PM EST
Mikey dude, you need a date. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-88-235.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 9 2006 6:33:52 PM EST
Actually, you were claimed by the Wyoming Gay Cowboys. Pack
your bags, lube up, and move out. Don't worry, B, you'll look
much better playing hockey in ass-less chaps than you think.
I know you're insecure, but honestly, your butt isn't that big. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Mar 9 2006 6:16:26 PM EST
Thats cause you knew I'd clear. No doubt about it. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-88-235.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 9 2006 4:31:09 PM EST
But we did place you on waivers... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Mar 9 2006 4:24:39 PM EST
Deadline came and went......thanks for not trading me guys! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-88-235.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 9 2006 4:24:29 PM EST
DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-12-24.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 7 2006 7:31:13 PM EST
You assholes crack me up.... Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Mon Mar 6 2006 11:45:08 AM EST
okay, now that was actuallty funny
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-123-127.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Mar 6 2006 1:52:22 AM EST
Wow, how about those Oscars, huh? What a disappointment, Brokeback Mountain was expected to
win a butt load, but it turned out painful in the end. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-115-230.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Mar 4 2006 2:51:02 PM EST
Kenny G sent me this.
He thinks it should be our alternate logo. I'm not sure whether to be aroused or
disgusted. Somebody better hurry up and bid, the
auction ends in three hours. Hey, maybe
she'll go to the Penguin game with me tonight! Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Fri Mar 3 2006 1:47:08 PM EST
Funny mikey, very funny, but seriously can you say holy restraining order batman. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Mar 3 2006 1:27:22 PM EST
This has been a rather surreal week around the ol' Spiders site,
hasn't it? Dave's jilted gay cowboy lovers begging his forgiveness, Andy Gibb checking
in from the afterlife (nice to see he's keeping busy), as
the Bard himself said: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Speaking of, did you hear that
in Britian they've unveiled what they believe to be the only
true portrait
of Shakespeare painted during his lifetime? Damndest thing is, it
shows him having sex with Paris Hilton. Hey, maybe she'll go to the Penguin
game with me tomorrow! P.S. Red who? RED RED logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Mar 3 2006 10:51:13 AM EST
SO DOES THAT MEAN I AM MISSED? Jess Jess logged in from: host-69-95-82-245.pit.choiceone.net On Fri Mar 3 2006 9:59:05 AM EST
Ok, did I just stumble into some odd limbo of our guestbook??
Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Thu Mar 2 2006 3:20:12 PM EST
I echo B's statement of "what the fuck?" B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Mar 2 2006 12:04:29 PM EST
Weird B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Mar 2 2006 12:04:11 PM EST
What in the fuck ? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Mar 2 2006 11:59:58 AM EST
Anybody up for the Pens game Saturday night? I've got an extra ticket
and I'm a cheap date. Buy me a plate of nachos and I'll put out. Andy Gibb Andy logged in from: pool-70-20-111-18.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 2 2006 12:37:17 AM EST
Oh, if I stay here without you, darling, I will die. I want you
laying in the love I have to bring, I'd do anything to be your everything. i dont have a name i dont have a name logged in from: pool-71-245-186-241.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net On Wed Mar 1 2006 11:56:09 PM EST
Dave,
I will do anything to be your everything. Please trust me again. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Mar 1 2006 12:45:53 PM EST
Well its funny you should say that RED, because the team we just played had about three guys around your skill level, yet theyre still allowed to play. RED RED logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Mar 1 2006 10:10:51 AM EST
HEY GUYS YOU MISS ME YET? Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Mar 1 2006 9:33:09 AM EST
Hey imagine that, another schedule change!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-169-157.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 28 2006 11:07:51 PM EST
What, are you fuckin' kidding me?! That god damn cat is getting
more action than I am...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz4sOVAXDwo Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-71-240-47-169.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 28 2006 10:35:50 PM EST
Here's another site to check http://www.youtube.com
type in hockey. lots of good hockey fights. We'll have to figure a way to put the Spiders on there. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Feb 28 2006 11:57:18 AM EST
Exactly what's so "sick and creepy" about urine-filled sex toys?
Some of my best friends are urine-filled sex toys. Whatever you do,
don't look in my hockey bag...
http://tinyurl.com/rzzxh DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-120-188.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 28 2006 11:48:52 AM EST
If we get rid of McKeesport then what will Kenny and Petey do on the weekends? Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Tue Feb 28 2006 9:43:07 AM EST
Mikey--did you ever notice how everything illegal, sick, and creepy happens in McKeesport?? Makes you think we should just carpet-bomb that whole part of town some night while everyone there is asleep. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-185-204.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Feb 25 2006 11:57:19 PM EST Jess Jess logged in from: c-67-186-34-165.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Feb 25 2006 4:48:38 PM EST
Funny that this topic came up - (sorry, no pun intended!) I was going to send out an email and see what everyone thought about trying to arrange a night out...any ideas would be welcome...not only that, but what night would be better, price range, and food style....jay's might not be that bad of an idea, especially if we can do it before a game!
Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-71-240-27-95.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Feb 25 2006 8:56:10 AM EST
refering to Mikey's restaurant...this is why we don't put him in charge of any Spider Nite Out. I was thinking of asking if anyone was interested in doing a nite out. Instead of the 2 hour wait lines of Robinson town center, anyone have any suggestions?Jay's? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Feb 24 2006 4:12:18 PM EST
Opps, looks like somebody beat me to it...
http://tinyurl.com/j75kd Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Feb 24 2006 1:52:37 PM EST
I found the restaurant
for the next Spiders Night Out. But I don't want to leave the
tip. I think I'll give 'em the shaft instead. Jess Jess logged in from: host-69-95-82-245.pit.choiceone.net On Thu Feb 23 2006 4:12:14 PM EST
Mikey~check your email when you get a chance if you happen to check the website before email. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Feb 23 2006 12:10:30 PM EST
If you go to her website at http://www.sashacohen.com
and click under merchandise, you can buy snow cones made with that ice. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Thu Feb 23 2006 12:05:03 PM EST
Does she wanna play for the spiders mkiey? Damn, Im jealous of that ice. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Feb 23 2006 12:02:04 PM EST
No, B, this this is your
favorite picture ever. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Feb 23 2006 10:10:36 AM EST
That actually might be my favorite picture ever. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Feb 22 2006 1:39:18 PM EST
I think this tells us just about
everything we need to know... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-66-107.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 21 2006 10:21:58 PM EST
Well, if we're talking movie-based video games, my fav was always
Activision's Shawshank Redemption. Although the GRAPHICS
during the part where you have to fuck Tim Robbins up the ass
were pretty lame. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ad09.proxy.aol.com On Tue Feb 21 2006 9:09:37 PM EST
Mikey---what about games like elevator action? Pole position? The arcade atari star wars?? DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-84-59.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 21 2006 7:20:31 PM EST
Oh wait my joke did not come out like I meant it...uh...I said lightsaber... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Feb 20 2006 2:29:19 PM EST
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
by any other name would smell as sweet." -Wm. Shakespeare
http://tinyurl.com/asvpy
Petey Petey logged in from: pa-bethlprk-cad2-grp2a-1-154.pittpa.adelphia.net On Sun Feb 19 2006 2:07:04 PM EST
Hahaha DJ wants it darkside DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-68-69.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sat Feb 18 2006 7:35:46 PM EST
Dave...(heavy breathing) I...am..your..father...join me on the darkside. But I call dibbs on the red light saber. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ad03.proxy.aol.com On Wed Feb 15 2006 8:15:41 PM EST
Kenny, are these the droids youre looking for? DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-122-163.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Feb 15 2006 7:02:19 PM EST
Aaaawwww...I wanted to be a Stormtrooper! Ok, ok I'll settle for Ewok. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-71-253-34-172.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Wed Feb 15 2006 6:54:09 PM EST
Mikey you're so right...but seriously can I be a stormtrooper? DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-122-163.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Feb 15 2006 6:28:00 PM EST
Who the hell are you douches talking about? Me or Porn? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Feb 15 2006 4:39:36 PM EST
Ok, just so you heartless bozos know, she reads this page. I haven't
had any remaining faith in the goodness of humanity for serveral decades,
but if I did, it would now be gone. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Feb 15 2006 2:49:59 PM EST
Well kenny, i guess since the fat chick is jabba, that yes, that would make pete princess leia....does that make mikey the little monkey lizard thing that laughs at everyone or the gray skined guy with the head tail wrapped around his neck who answers the door? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Feb 15 2006 1:51:39 PM EST
Dave, Jabba in part vi, does that mean that petey is princess leia? Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Feb 15 2006 8:51:18 AM EST
Mikey, two quick pts, 1, where the hell is my star for the season huh? I mean I know I'm no Jim, but you could at least remember a guy (and if for nothing else because of the green socks); and 2, whats up with you sending fat chicks to stalk pete? While I find that to be funny as hell, you should realize the comedic appeal of the whole thing isnt going to last that long (picture Jabba in part VI and you'll know what I mean). Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-183-138.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 14 2006 12:34:13 AM EST
You know, it might be more efficient if you just tell us which games
you WILL be attending. The early line out of Vegas has the
over/under for the upcoming season at 2. In other news, thank
god I didn't waste my money.
Back in my day, we didn't have such new-fangled contraptions.
If you wanted a longer winkie, you did it the old-fashioned way:
you tied it to the back of a Buick... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-73-18.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Feb 13 2006 10:48:29 PM EST
Jess, Mikey and whoever gives a crap I won't be at the Spiders opener. Try to have fun in the shower without me.. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-178-139.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Feb 10 2006 10:35:17 PM EST
And I've got some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you... Jess Jess logged in from: c-67-186-34-165.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Feb 10 2006 9:36:56 PM EST
Ok guys~ here it is: my total devotion and dedication to the team....a step above the rest! Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Feb 10 2006 7:46:11 PM EST
You have to say the magic word first. That word of course being
"arachibutyrophobia." Define it, and use it in a sentence. Then
I'll post your picture for you. But only if the picture shows
that Spiders tattoo on your left breast. All seriousness aside,
post what you want in plain text and then email me the picture. I
have to add it manually. Jess Jess logged in from: c-67-186-34-165.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Feb 10 2006 4:43:18 PM EST
Mikey~how do you post pics on the website? I wanna post a pic to show how die hard and devoted i am to the spiders! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Feb 10 2006 1:32:58 PM EST
The only thing better than this
would have been if I had seen her at the game on Sunday with a sign
that said "Put it in my endzone Ben!" Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Feb 8 2006 6:18:24 PM EST
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! I wanted to
put special characters in my "betting line" posting. The guestbook
script prohibits them by default for security purposes (although
I'm suspecting one of you bastards hacked the poll question based
upon stroke mag responses), so I had to go in and temporarily
modify it. In the process of testing, I overwrote the most recent
copy of the resultant html file with an older one. But it's all
good now, you've said what was on your mind, and my world makes
sense again. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae01.proxy.aol.com On Wed Feb 8 2006 5:55:13 PM EST
Dammit mikey, i make a posting say you owe yourself a #2 star as our whole line played great and that you should give yourself some love (see your own comments and add jokes here), and i also gave some other people props (red, dan, doug, stevie), and you go and do page maintenance and delete it, what is up with that? On another note, how about we win the next two games??? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Feb 8 2006 3:10:18 PM EST
Opps, Dave, I think I inadvertantly erased your latest posting.
As I recall, you said something about me being a #2 star, giving
myself some love, and anonymous gay sex at an Ohio Turnpike
service plaza at 2am Monday morning. If that doesn't capture the essence of
your text, feel free to repost, and this time I won't be
doing page maintenance, causing your message to vanish into
the ether... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Feb 8 2006 3:08:41 PM EST
The over/under is 368. Ko Sports -360 @ Spiders +360. Take
Ko and give the points. "'Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for
the price on Wilson.' I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I
coulda been somebody..." DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-30-100.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Feb 8 2006 1:50:15 PM EST
Hey, does anyone have Rick Tocchet's phone number? I'd like to put some cash on the next Spiders' game. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Feb 7 2006 4:39:02 PM EST
"This is a very simple game. You throw the ball. You catch
the ball. You hit the ball. Sometimes you win. Sometimes
you lose. Sometimes it rains." Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Tue Feb 7 2006 4:07:57 PM EST
How about "win the damn game"? Does that work to inspire? RED RED logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Tue Feb 7 2006 12:49:36 PM EST
any words of insperation for this evening Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-179-85.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 6 2006 3:20:18 PM EST
Ok, I'll modify the poll question for you, DJ. But honestly, I thought
I had you covered already. I just assumed that you'd be taking your
vibrator out to a romantic dinner, dressing him up in a little tuxedo,
setting him on the table across from you, pretending to have him
buy you a lobster dinner (since I hear that's what it takes to get
you to put out), and then taking him home and impaling yourself on
him for the next eight hours until you can't walk straight. Although
I guess this begs the question of how that's different from any
other Saturday night... DJ DJ logged in from: 204.124.102.60 On Mon Feb 6 2006 2:20:46 PM EST
The newest poll is sexist. What about KY, a vibrator and photos of Justin Timberlake...ok that's Dave's idea of a good evening...even so there is a male slant on the whole whole poll question. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-49-235.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Feb 3 2006 9:36:00 PM EST
B, I agree with your call on the score but the MVP will be Nate Washington. Nate Baby Nate! B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Feb 3 2006 3:49:04 PM EST
Steelers 31- Seahawks 16
MVP- Willie Parker Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-104-8.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Feb 3 2006 1:42:29 AM EST
Detroit or Bust: Your guide to spotting Kenny G and Mikey at the Super
Bowl. We begin the trek on Saturday afternoon by attending the Pens game
at 2:00pm. As Kenny G so astutely points out, let's hope none of the
Pens' bad mojo rubs off on us and that we don't carry it with us to
Detroit and infect the Steelers. We're staying over at Kenny G's
sister-in-law's house outside of Cleveland on Saturday night. Early
Sunday morning, we depart for Mo Town. Needless to say, Kenny G will be
handling the driving on this leg of the trip, since I'll be fast asleep
until noon. We hope to arrive by mid-day, depending on factors such as
weather, traffic, and fuel leakage. Here is a picture
of where we will be sitting. The purple arrow indicates our section. I THINK we will be
behind the end zone painted for the Seahawks. Don't quote me on that, but
in comparing the seating chart with posted photos from Tuesday's media
day, I'm fairly certain I'm correct. I will be wearing my yellow
throwback jersey. For those that haven't seen me wear it in the locker
room, here is a picture of one. I will also have an original 1970s
Terrible Towel that too is more yellow than gold in color. Kenny will be
wearing his lucky black Steeler sweatshirt, so he'll be tougher to spot,
but it's his lucky shirt so you can't argue with success. We will be back
under the overhang from what I can tell, so lighting will be dim. We're
in row 8 of the 300 level, so we'll be pretty high up in the stratosphere.
You're more likely to catch a glimpse on a point after attempt than a
field goal, just due to the trajectory of the ball. We hope to be on the
road home by midnight, although that might be optimistic. Our ETA back in
the 'Burgh is 5-6:00am on Monday. We're both taking cameras, although
mine is not digital. I hope to have at least a few posted by Monday
night, but not until later, since I'm likely to be in bed for a good 8-10
hours. If anybody will be watching the game in hi-def, you've got the
best chance. And if anybody has TiVo or a DVR that you can burn to DVD,
I'll trade you a Super Bowl souvenir program for a pre-game/game/post-game
DVD. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 31 2006 2:48:15 PM EST
And here all this time I thought it was nothing but a
Spiders circle jerk going on in the showers...
http://tinyurl.com/d447z Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Jan 30 2006 1:49:20 PM EST
This is wrong on so many different levels:
http://tinyurl.com/93kv In
particular,
the official defintion: http://tinyurl.com/2dert Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Mon Jan 30 2006 9:45:19 AM EST
On another note, I think if we didnt resign Pete for next season, we could use the money we'd save from his signing bonus to lure Palfy out of retirement....just a thought. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Mon Jan 30 2006 9:43:52 AM EST
Some people have a lil much in the way of spare time on their hands...eh mikey. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-67-154.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sat Jan 28 2006 10:51:33 PM EST
I only got the one message from you last Friday. So if you sent anything else...just with everything else in my life-not gettin' it. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-178-161.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Jan 28 2006 12:08:50 AM EST
Just a little something to get everyone in the mood for next Sunday.
Did you know that the original melody of this song was composed for
a Swedish documentary film that included porn? Apparently Jim
Henson was aware of this fact, but liked it so much he went ahead
and used it anyway. So without further ado:
Puhlahmahlu Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jan 27 2006 4:04:41 PM EST
Has anyone with a yahoo account (specifically Kenny G, DJ, and Jess)
received any messages from me in the last week? I keep getting
delivery failed notices, but not until days after the fact. In
the meantime, I wonder what the effect of having sex WHILE public
speaking would be...http://tinyurl.com/9xpfa Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-64-211.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 26 2006 10:14:15 PM EST
Ok, Mr. Lemieux, do you accept this decree of shenanigans? DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-67-154.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 26 2006 9:22:41 PM EST
SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jan 26 2006 11:29:22 AM EST
Get out your broom, DJ, I think you're going to have to call shenanigans again. Mario Lemieux http://www.pittsburghpenguins.com/ Mario logged in from: rsn.rs.af.mil On Thu Jan 26 2006 9:36:41 AM EST
Hey guys,
Now that I have some free time, I was wondering if you could maybe fit me on next season's roster. I do OK as a forward, but I'd play defense if that's what you need. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 25 2006 5:07:01 PM EST
You're just jealous, Dave! Tell you what, I'll scan in a picture of the
tickets and post it here so you can sit around and masturbate over them
for the next week and a half. But put me down for 7 minutes and 30 seconds
in the poll. Oh, and DJ, just for the record, I'm not gay, and neither is
my boyfriend. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-59-31.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Jan 25 2006 3:56:13 PM EST
Unfortunately, the Pete/Adam/ Rich line does their grinding together off the ice...Petey sandwich anyone?
On the poll about the adventures of Mikey and Kenny...I say they don't make it past Cleveland where a gang of disgruntled Browns faces will carjack motoring Stiller fans on the way to Detroit and shove Terrible Towels in places that would make Mryon yell "Double Yoi". Squeal Kenny Squeal!! DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-59-31.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Jan 25 2006 3:48:53 PM EST
Why isn't the Spiders poll updated to be about the Stillers? Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Jan 25 2006 1:26:26 PM EST
With regards to B's poll, I would have to say the pete/rich/adam line is the more popular grind line. I'd also like to start my own informal poll, asking "When Mikey and Kenny get to the big game, how long before they've been robbed, carjacked, or Kenny uses Mikey as a human-shield to escape being stabbed?" Be sure to give your answer in at least minutes. My guess is about 15-20 min, from what I've heard from my coworker who lived in Detroit until she came here 3yrs ago. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-59-31.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Jan 25 2006 1:25:02 PM EST
You are all gay... B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Jan 24 2006 10:54:37 PM EST
Congrats Mikey on the tickets.......I'm taking an informal poll..Which is the most popular Grind Line? Maltby/Draper/McCarty or Pete/Rich/Adam? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-177-137.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Jan 24 2006 7:45:25 PM EST
"I got a feeling, Kenny and Mikey are goin' to the Super Bowl!" Well, our
tickets arrived, so I can finally breath a sigh of relief. It's amazing,
the NFL really went all out on these beauties. They're like pieces of
artwork in and of themselves. I'm definitely going to frame mine and hang
it on the wall when we get back. I had no idea Super Bowl tickets were
drawn in crayon on the backs of cocktail napkins, and sold exclusively by
some homeless guy named Gus in the back alley behind a 7-11 at the corner
of any major intersection. We've got really good seats, too. According
to the chart, we're right behind second base at the Pontiac Silverdome.
Only cost me my right kidney and my first born male child. Here wiggo
Stillers! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-107-108.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Jan 24 2006 10:02:13 AM EST
This just in...according to un-named sources within the organization,
Pittsburgh Penguins center and owner Mario Lemieux is set to announce his
retirement at a 2pm press conference. Lemieux will cite lingering health
problems as his raison d'etre. Said Lemieux: "Well, of course you know
I feel like I'm in the best shape of my career. Obviously, I feel I can go out there
and retire at a very high level." This follows on the heels of last week's
retirement of forward Ziggy Palffy due to rabies, and precedes next week's expected
announcement that rookie Sidney Crosby will be leaving hockey to pursue
his lifelong dream of becoming a gay cowboy in Wyoming. Stay tuned to
Spiders Network News for breaking developments. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-97-48.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 22 2006 8:26:03 PM EST
As a matter of fact, I did. Although I won't rest easy until I actually have them in hand.
Carpe diem, I always say. It's called being single, having no kids, no mortgage,
and being gainfully employed. Now if Kenny backs out on me, seeing as how he only
meets the fourth criteria, I'll entertain offers. Otherwise, be sure to look for
us in the crowd. We'll be the ones wearing Steeler jerseys... Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ad03.proxy.aol.com On Sun Jan 22 2006 8:12:40 PM EST
So Mikey did you get those superbowl tickets? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-97-48.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 22 2006 8:02:48 PM EST
"You can spit shine your shoes, because we're goin' dancin', in
just a moment, with Lord Lombardi..." Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-67-87.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Jan 20 2006 11:00:17 PM EST
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ad03.proxy.aol.com On Fri Jan 20 2006 10:08:48 PM EST
The best player on your team thinks he's a pirate. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jan 20 2006 3:44:59 PM EST
I love lamp. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-72-65-64-223.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Jan 20 2006 3:29:32 PM EST
I pooped a hammer, I pooped a tape recorder, I pooped a cornish hen.... Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Fri Jan 20 2006 1:38:54 PM EST
Since no one else has said it, I will, Mikey, you scare me. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 18 2006 12:33:01 PM EST
Incontrovertible proof that society as we know it is
crumbling: http://tinyurl.com/8rgnv
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-184-21.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 16 2006 9:29:54 PM EST
In case anyone wonders what I do late at night in the library
when I'm by myself. The pages were already stuck together. Honest.
http://tinyurl.com/88d59 Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-184-21.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 16 2006 9:24:18 PM EST
Note to self: stock refrigerator with lots of Mountain Dew. Or
start hanging out at Starbucks.
http://tinyurl.com/byy6o Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-184-21.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 16 2006 9:17:03 PM EST
Then why do they call it the BOOB tube?
http://tinyurl.com/a3v7o Jess Jess logged in from: c-67-186-34-165.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Jan 14 2006 12:33:42 PM EST
Hi All! Wanted to wish you good luck tonight - I just got informed by my supervisor that I have to work until at least 10:30 tonight, and that there wasn't anyone else available to cover the extra shift until that time. Sorry - I know that I haven't been there a lot this season - you guys have been lucky! I'm also fighting an upper respiratory infection, so I wouldn't want to get anyone sick for the playoffs!! Go Spiders! I better see website updates first thing in the A.M.!! DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-37-15.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sat Jan 14 2006 10:14:24 AM EST
I wish I had a nutsack for just one day so someone could kick me in it. Just beating myself up over something stupid. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Jan 12 2006 8:42:10 PM EST
Ha! Mark Mark logged in from: pool-68-162-137-81.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 12 2006 7:24:39 PM EST
Hey wait a minute this isn't were i parked my car RED RED logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Thu Jan 12 2006 10:14:12 AM EST
TO CONTINUE FROM LAST WEEK. DJ IF YOU ARE NOT AT THE STRIP CLUB THIS WEEKEND. YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME AFTER THE GAME.......IN THE SHOWER.
Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jan 12 2006 10:17:46 AM EST
Top Ten Advertising Slogans, or Things DJ Will Say in the Locker
Room on Saturday Night Petey Petey logged in from: pa-bethlprk-cad2-grp2a-1-154.pittpa.adelphia.net On Thu Jan 12 2006 12:51:28 AM EST
So Mikey when are you entering into negotiations to get the Glass Cleaner as our official mascot? I mean, if I have to take a pay cut for the team to afford it, I'll gladly sacrifice for the greater good. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-123-214.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Jan 11 2006 8:25:12 PM EST Sketch pad: Ten dollars on MasterCard. Black Sharpie: Three dollars on MasterCard. Getting dick-whipped by 15 sweaty cocks in a locker room: PRICELESS. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-29-96.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Jan 11 2006 7:59:32 PM EST
Hey I have to be able to draw the male anatomy and all it's bits and pieces for my first Intimate Humans Relations test. I'm bringing a sharpie to the game Saturday so who would like to drop their pants so I can sketch on the real thing for practice? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 11 2006 12:52:11 PM EST That's an excellent plan, B. My idea was to go with putting so many players on our bench that gravity swells to the point where we collapse upon ourselves and form a singularity, thereby ensuring us a win since nobody on the Killer B's will be able to escape our gravitational grasp and make it past the blueline. The only downside to my plan is that if we inadvertently tear the fabric of the space-time continuum, we might release creatures from an alternate universe, and I hear the 14th dimension has a really good hockey team. At least according to ESPN. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Jan 11 2006 12:13:25 PM EST
Well no one has had more Haitian immigrant sex than me so I know of what you speak......I was hoping for next game we could overpower the other team with a 7 line attack, with each shift lasting approximately 12.4 seconds. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-181-213.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Jan 10 2006 11:15:28 PM EST Jess is one step ahead of you, B. She already told me she's importing a boatload of Haitian refugees for Saturday's game. They don't skate very well, or even stand up for that matter, since most are missing at least one limb. But on the plus side, the sucky-sucky is only five dollar. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Jan 10 2006 6:55:15 PM EST
We need more players Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-95-123.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 8 2006 11:05:37 PM EST HERE WIGGO STILLERS HERE WIGGO! I know you're not supposed to lead your gift horse to water before you count your chickens, but I swear, if we win two more, I'm headed to Detroit. Anyone up for blowing a wad (of money) and taking a road trip? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-185-196.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Jan 6 2006 11:41:52 PM EST WTF did I do? Check your account, I sent you two messages today... DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-73-78.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Jan 6 2006 11:25:36 PM EST
Ok Mikey, thank for letting me know that you are still alive..dick. BTW, you may want to check your computer settings since it says you logged in on DECEMBER 6th. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-73-78.clrk.east.verizon.net On Fri Jan 6 2006 11:23:10 PM EST
Alas Red I will be working Saturday night...the Strip Club waits for no one. I can only dream what you had in store for me. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-185-196.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Jan 6 2006 11:03:43 PM EST No, no, no, you misunderstood, I said I wanted to go see BAREBACK MOUNT-MAN! Jason Jason logged in from: rsn.rs.af.mil On Fri Jan 6 2006 4:03:48 PM EST
Mikey, I got the e-mail you sent me...To answer your question...NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO SEE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WITH YOU!!! Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Fri Jan 6 2006 2:30:30 PM EST
DJ, last time i checked, the only homos on the team were mikey and pete....and kenny....and B's cousin mark.....and that JB guy..... RED RED logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Jan 6 2006 1:21:24 PM EST
d j will you be there saturday?
if you are i will........................
and see then if you still call me a homo. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-72-184.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 5 2006 4:51:31 PM EST
Red, you mean scandals other than your torrid homosexual affair with Dave, or what's left of him by 2018? RED RED logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Thu Jan 5 2006 10:48:42 AM EST
why thanks mikey and are there any scandles going on in my as el presidenta Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-82-169.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Dec 31 2005 1:24:43 AM EST Red, you won't be there for the 2018 game because you'll be in Washington in the midst of your second term as President. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Dec 30 2005 3:08:47 PM EST
Hi All! Sorry I missed our win on Tuesday ~ came down with a nasty case of the flu. That's my story and I'm stickin to it! Merry Belated XMas to all and a Safe and Happy New Year to Yinz! You can yell at me at the the next game for my shitty managerial negligence of the team! Red Red logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Dec 30 2005 8:49:29 AM EST
Hey Mikey Where will i be on July 21 2018 during the game B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Dec 29 2005 3:17:45 PM EST
No it was positively arousing! DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-62-34.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Dec 29 2005 11:05:57 AM EST
Did I offend you, B?
Irish curse Irish curse logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Dec 28 2005 10:56:11 PM EST
I do in fact exist DJ DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-62-34.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Dec 28 2005 3:41:50 PM EST
Will B give coaching instructions naked? Of course he is Irish so you are responsible for bringing your own magnifying glass... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-95-88.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Dec 28 2005 2:18:44 PM EST C'mon, Dave, seriously, how do you really feel? Don't hold back, tell us what's on your mind. I agree with B. In fact, let's get started right now. For our game on July 21, 2018, I say we go with B at center, me in a wheelchair on left, and Xerplum from Planet Slorm at right. We'll stick with our super intelligent cyborg in goal, and Kenny G's head on the blueline. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Wed Dec 28 2005 1:20:34 PM EST
As I've stood behind the bench for a game and now finally gotten back to where I can play in a game, I have the following things to make note of: 1, Red is a really fucking good player, 2, our goalie sucks and reverted to his shitty form in the third period; also, who the hell is he talking to all the time (himself)?, 3, watching that new guy in the blue helmet do anything on the ice is painful (although he did have a nice deflection for that own goal), 4, pete is a bastard, and 5, did anyone know what the hell happened to jess? That is all, carry on. B B logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Tue Dec 27 2005 10:17:23 AM EST
I think maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world to take a few minutes in the locker room before the game to review Coach Evan's strategies on where forwards should be in the defensive and offensive zones, as well as maybe make our line combos more than 3 seconds before the opening faceoff. Agree/Disagree? Petey Petey logged in from: pa-bethlprk-cad2-grp2a-1-154.pittpa.adelphia.net On Sat Dec 24 2005 6:44:43 PM EST
Merry Kwanzaa everyone! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-123-82.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Dec 24 2005 3:28:17 PM EST Tuesday's game as been switched to 9:10pm. In the meantime, Season's Greetings and Salutations to the entire Spiders family. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Thu Dec 22 2005 4:01:22 PM EST
Thats just good clean posting. Dave Dave logged in from: 17.pidt4.xdsl.nauticom.net On Thu Dec 22 2005 4:01:05 PM EST
DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-33-155.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Dec 22 2005 3:49:22 PM EST
Where the hell do you find this stuff? And should Jess and I expect to find the latter under our trees this season? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-87-186.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Dec 22 2005 1:45:57 AM EST I've got just one question: If this is volume three, what the hell were volumes one and two about? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-20-87-186.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Dec 21 2005 11:14:43 PM EST I've got just two words to say: ROAD TRIP! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10561253/from/ET/ DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-33-155.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Dec 21 2005 5:06:39 PM EST
B, your web page is awesome!!! I never knew how active you were in the gay community.
Sooooo...who is pretending to be Sidney? DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-33-155.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Dec 21 2005 5:05:14 PM EST
Ok...I'm going to have to call shenanigans on the Sidney Crosby posting. Sidney Crosby scrosby@penguins.com http://www.pittsburghpenguins.com/ Sidney logged in from: rsn.rs.af.mil On Wed Dec 21 2005 3:13:15 PM EST
You guys are great. Can you fit me on the roster next season? B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Dec 18 2005 4:51:48 PM EST
Ever wonder to yourself.....What's B like away from the ice???? Probably not but feel free to leave naked pictures or random insults at www.myspace.com/bdiddy94 And as a special bonus feel free to click on Kenny Porn's page as well! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Dec 15 2005 3:48:32 PM EST Don't worry, Red, Joe Denardo said the forecast calls for partly clauhd-y skies around the Allegheny Cahnty area. Red Red logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Thu Dec 15 2005 8:16:27 AM EST
Well as it looks this week my be alot like last week If the game not is cancelled we just need to make sure we have 5 and a goalie so we get the win again Red Red logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Mon Dec 12 2005 11:01:45 AM EST
hey B we didnt get more goals than the other team but we still came out with a win B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Dec 6 2005 6:53:30 PM EST
I hope we score more goals than the other team next game! Jess Jess logged in from: c-67-186-34-165.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Dec 4 2005 7:35:54 PM EST
You are truly a glutton for punishment!! You better not get hurt in the "off-season" or we might have to cut you on waivers!! Kenny G kgibala67@yahoo.com Kenny logged in from: pool-71-253-48-144.pitbpa.east.verizon.net On Sun Dec 4 2005 12:34:00 PM EST
The madness has begun. I started yesterday on the backyard icerink. Its more or less a 14x14 slush rink this afternoon but it sounds like its going to be a good cold week. I'll send Mikey update photos to show how its coming along, if anyone has any suggestions email me. Also I found a website that would have made things alot easier but a little on the pricey side. www.nicerink.com DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-45-88.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Nov 21 2005 7:37:31 PM EST
No wonder Dave likes that song so much! B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Nov 19 2005 3:51:50 PM EST
Didn't you know the "Hey Song" was about young Asian boys? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Nov 17 2005 1:35:28 PM EST
My world just doesn't make sense anymore...http://tinyurl.com/bf9yl Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Nov 10 2005 4:48:29 PM EST
In case any of us were wondering what to get Jess and DJ for Christmas...http://tinyurl.com/dvgve Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Nov 10 2005 3:54:47 PM EST
Perfect, except that they don't match my purse...http://tinyurl.com/cosw9 Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Nov 8 2005 12:55:45 PM EST
Ok, first we need to get ourselves some cheerleaders, then...
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9956517/ Mark Mark logged in from: pool-68-162-163-246.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Nov 2 2005 6:52:30 PM EST
Red and black split-crotch leather thong embroidered with the Spiders logo? Yet another thign i was deprived of while playing. The hits just keep on coming!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Nov 2 2005 4:13:33 PM EST
Uncrested Buffalo jersey: $20 - Twill lettering: $8 - Red and black split-crotch
leather thong embroidered with the Spiders logo: priceless. Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Wed Nov 2 2005 1:59:33 PM EST
OK everyone~ last chance. I will be putting in jersey orders first thing Thursday morning when I got to work at KoSports. If I haven't received an email from you by that point in time, I will assume you don't need/want a jersey. You can call my cell too if need be. Thanks! Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Oct 28 2005 6:47:39 PM EDT
Mark~ I figured you were on strike whenever you didn't reply to my emails about the season and didn't give me an updated number when you had your phone changed so I didn't roster you. Should I go back and change my roster? mark mark logged in from: pool-68-162-163-246.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Oct 28 2005 7:50:42 AM EDT
Actually i got two games and a happy ending but still no player profile so until further notice i'm on strike! No Scabs!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-129-12.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Oct 28 2005 12:47:55 AM EDT
I chose the best pics to post, DJ! The rest were all just close up crotch
shots. How you managed that self portrait I'll never know. Nah, nah, nah, B,
Shaving Ryan's Privates was the movie you did with Tom Cruise. Guy Hard:
With a Boner was the movie you did with Pete. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Oct 27 2005 10:58:54 PM EDT
Actually it was Shaving Ryan's Privates DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-39-101.clrk.east.verizon.net On Thu Oct 27 2005 10:43:22 PM EDT
Hey Mikey!!! Where are the rest of the photos I sent you of Spiders night? Stop watching B and Petey's sexual exploits and get to it...I know it's tough with one hand and all but... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Oct 27 2005 5:43:03 PM EDT
I thought that one was Shaving Private Ryan. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Oct 27 2005 11:30:40 AM EDT
No thats the film I made with Pete over the summer. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 26 2005 4:39:51 PM EDT
I thought it was Good Will Humping. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Oct 24 2005 9:53:54 PM EDT
Good Will Hunting e e logged in from: pool-141-151-145-79.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Oct 24 2005 10:57:37 AM EDT
Hi, just came across your page by accident. I'm actually a friend of one of the players, and just wanted to say good luck. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-92-56.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sun Oct 23 2005 7:40:54 PM EDT
Hey B, what movie did you say mentioned the Irish Curse? Just wondering. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-160-16.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Oct 23 2005 12:23:18 PM EDT
So, you're saying you already thanked Kenny with a TICKLE-BUBBLE-
SHOWER SCENE? I wondered where you had disappeared to from the
locker room last Sunday. Oh, and with regards to your email, I plan
to make all ten games this season, so I'm not looking for
refunds for games I miss, but I only want to pay for time I actually
spend on the ice. I don't think I should have to pay for sitting
on the bench in between shifts. So keep track of my ice time and
present me with an invoice at the end of the season, ok? Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Oct 22 2005 5:27:26 PM EDT
Mikey~you mean you didn't join in the personal favors poll to thank Kenny? You cheap bastard! And all you wanted to do was give him kudos on a frickin website??! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-240-0-60.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Oct 22 2005 1:23:32 AM EDT
(Sound of crickets chirping in the background since Tuesday.) Ok,
fuck it then, I guess we don't owe Kenny dick. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Oct 18 2005 11:33:33 AM EDT
I think we all owe Kenny G a big round of applesauce for
providing us with the chance to spend a night sniffing
jockstraps at the Civic Arena. DJ was going as far as
pulling Vinnie Lecavalier's pubic hairs out of the shower
drain in the visitor's locker room. Look for them on
eBay. But again, kudos to Kenny for making it all
happen. Mark mojo127@yahoo.com Mark logged in from: pool-68-162-163-246.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Oct 17 2005 3:18:00 PM EDT
here is my email mikey Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-174-154.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Oct 12 2005 9:54:35 PM EDT
First you post a list of 300 euphemisms for female masturbation,
then you send us a video singing the praises of the camel toe.
Methinks ye might have a touch of Sappho coursing through
your veins there, Jess. Not that there's anything wrong with it. B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Oct 9 2005 1:47:29 PM EDT
Great Season guys, was one of the most fun I've played on. My goal for next season is to win one faceoff. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Oct 5 2005 3:24:30 PM EDT
We need ya Mark for your muckin and grindin on saturday,I mean thursday, no wait saturday yeah thats the ticket. and oh yeah LETS GO PENS! mark mark logged in from: pool-68-162-163-246.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Oct 4 2005 1:08:38 PM EDT
what do you need me for at the play off games for to watch you guys run up the score? Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Oct 3 2005 11:14:00 PM EDT
Now THAT sounded like a fun night that I missed!! And the quotes had me freakin rollin on the ground at work. Kenny~sorry if you didn't get the email from Mark - I've been forwarding all of them to you. Which makes me wonder - did you get the one I sent you from Porn? B B logged in from: c-67-165-78-200.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Mon Oct 3 2005 5:49:44 PM EDT
That goalie did suck Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Mon Oct 3 2005 2:20:22 PM EDT
Thank you Marky-Mark. Plus are you going to make it for the playoff game saturday? mark mark logged in from: pool-68-162-163-246.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Oct 3 2005 2:01:42 PM EDT
i replyed to jess' email and told her id be there Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-68-162-136-251.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Oct 2 2005 1:41:00 PM EDT
Spider Nite at Mellon Arena - ok yinz guys we still could use 3 more skaters. PLus if anyone can get a hold of Dave and Mark and see if they will be there. Let me know. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Thu Sep 29 2005 8:41:11 AM EDT
LASTEST ADDITION TO SPIDER NITE. Big Johnny aka Reach will be joining us at the mellon arena Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Sep 27 2005 12:36:46 PM EDT
RED~I like BUMS?? That's the best you guys could come up with?!? My god - I miss one game and the quotes go down the shitter. I hope that there's a good story BEHIND it! RED RED logged in from: pa-bethelparkcadent1bdg1a5-203.pit.adelphia.net On Sat Sep 24 2005 5:05:23 PM EDT
Jess thats not right. but i looked at all of them. it was funny.
i know the stars of the game is Mikey's call, but just wanted to say that i thought every1 has put a huge effort. the last 2 games were tough ones and we came out on top both of them. every1 has played well. but thats all .......ba bye Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-156-55.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Sep 24 2005 2:24:58 AM EDT
Jess, you are a damn sick unit...but I like it! Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Sep 23 2005 5:26:25 PM EDT
Hi Everyone! Thought I would send along some reading assignments.
You can either have your speech prepared for tonight or next Saturday
on the following two websites:
www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms3.html
or www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html
Enjoy! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Sep 23 2005 4:23:33 PM EDT
Wha-chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Sep 23 2005 12:30:53 PM EDT
say what. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-240-6-184.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Sep 21 2005 9:51:017 PM EDT
Ahhh, that'd be Mark. Hence the "We Are" statement below. Mario might not
give you his jock, but he'd probably trade you for two pairs of game used panties
and a sports bra. But only if they were game used by Kenny G. DJ DJ logged in from: 204.124.102.60 On Wed Sep 21 2005 2:31:37 PM EDT
Soooooo...who the heck is voting for Joe Pa's crew?
What are the odds Mario will leave behind his jock strap for me to find at the Arena? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-134-70.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 19 2005 11:51:03 PM EDT
You're gonna hook us up with a complimentary pre-game team meal with
all the fixin's at the Duquesne Club, aren't you? I know they have a
dress code, so I'll wear my best sweatpants. The ones with only two
holes in the seat. Just be sure to save me a deep fried Milky Way
and two handfuls of mashed patatoes. Mark Mark logged in from: pool-68-162-138-9.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 19 2005 11:23:46 PM EDT
We could eat out at the Y. Just a suggestion. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-134-70.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 19 2005 9:59:57 PM EDT
You mean I'm gonna have to miss the explosive new miniseries Rome,
airing Sunday nights at 9:00 on HBO, where lots of people have sex
while lots of other people sit around and watch like it's nothing
out of the ordinary? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Mon Sep 19 2005 12:35:26 PM EDT
We officially are reserved for Sunday Oct. 16, 7-9pm,mellon arena. Spiders Invade Mellon Arena Part III. DJ DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-113-220.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sat Sep 17 2005 1:23:09 PM EDT
Hey, anyone interested in a Spiders pre-Civic Arena dinner? Suggestions? Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Sep 16 2005 7:15:53 PM EDT
You say pa-tay-toe, I say pa-tah-toe... B B logged in from: c-67-165-46-17.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Sep 16 2005 5:44:50 PM EDT
or Spiders not Spoiders B Diddy B Diddy logged in from: c-67-165-46-17.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Sep 16 2005 5:44:30 PM EDT
Isnt the Spoiders webpage poll like 70% of the BCS formula? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-182-16.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Sep 16 2005 12:40:28 AM EDT
Oh, sure, you've got time to vote 28 times in the poll and be the pivot man
in those circle jerks in the coat room of the Duquesne Club with Lynn Swann,
Mark Recchi, Tom Murphy, and Zippy the Wonder Spud, but you don't have time
to show up for any of our damn games! Mark Mark logged in from: pool-68-162-167-98.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Sep 15 2005 7:06:39 PM EDT
We Are!!!!!!!!!! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Sep 14 2005 12:37:20 PM EDT
no #3 star awarded in a win? you're slippin web-head. Did anyone head down to pens training camp today? If anyone does head down this week, may sure you let Mario to keep the ice in good shape for us, we don't need it destroyed for Spider's nite! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Tue Sep 13 2005 5:35:57 PM EDT
For the record DJ, i havent even voted for the current poll, but if i did, you know who id vote for. DJ dwatts1040@yahoo.com DJ logged in from: pool-141-153-72-169.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sun Sep 11 2005 7:19:32 PM EDT
Hey Petey so Meaty,
I emailed a Padre friend of mine about the stuff we talked about on the bench the other day and he got back to me. If you give me you email address I'll forward it to you. Freaky stuff. Plus, tell you brother to stop stacking the poll. Nittanys are Nothin'! Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Sep 9 2005 7:17:06 PM EDT
I standeth correctedeth. I hast made the necessary corrections, m'lady. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Sep 9 2005 4:05:49 PM EDT
Mikey~actually, i said "rank" not rancid. If ye shall quote, quoteth right! Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Sep 3 2005 10:10:31 AM EDT
Kenny~ I sent the info along to some more people my address book along w/ the rest of the Spiders that might not know about it b/c they weren't there or don't check the website. Do we have another goalie yet? I sent the email to Lynnie to, so maybe she'll be able to sit inbetween the pipes too! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Sep 2 2005 12:12:52 PM EDT
SPIDERS INVADE THE MELLON ARENA PART III.
Once again we will have the opportunity to rent the ice for a little pick-up hockey at Sid's new house. Will be in October, I should have a definte date in a couple weeks. For now there are 2 things to be concerned with 1-getting skaters. I'm thinking a total of 22 skaters-2 goalies and 2 full lines per side.2-money,if we get 2 hours like last time, 25 each will cover it,just remember less skaters means more money, so ask around of who else is interested and get their phone numbers. I will have a sign-up sheet tonight. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Aug 26 2005 8:22:57 AM EDT
The views by Big Red do not reflect the views of CDI or its partners in any way... in other news...I got an email from the pens stating that preseason tickets go on sale today.How does the Tuesday Sept.27 vs Columbus game sound. The other game is Sunday Oct.2 vs the Caps. Think about it. Red Red logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Aug 24 2005 1:23:58 PM EDT
Note for CONCERNED FORMER PLAYER:
Red never said anything about burning down refs houses. The only thing I burn up is the back of the net with pucks.........If you would like a lesson in that issue, I could try and help you. You can contact me at
G F Y.com
Current player named
R E D Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-171-231.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Aug 21 2005 1:14:42 AM EDT
"This is a song about a car, this is called Red Barchetta." "Well,
I believe that the car has been one of the standard metaphors, and
there are volumes that have been written about the sociological
and cultural impact of the car and what it represents, but it
also has a very fundamental, sensual appeal, and it's a metaphor
for sexuality and for freedom." Bonus points to anyone who can
name the source of the above quotation. Kenny G is disqualified
since he knows damn well from where it came. Oh, and in case you
haven't guessed by now, I finally took delivery of my truck. I
thought I was buying mid-size, but it barely fits in the garage.
I wish I had a dime for every time a woman said that to me, I'd
have, well, damn near a nickel. The modifications they made are
really cool, I can barely even tell that the anal warts are simulated! B B logged in from: c-67-165-46-17.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat Aug 20 2005 1:07:50 AM EDT
He was going to say prostitution hall i bet!!!!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Aug 19 2005 1:43:15 PM EDT
Reminds me of the time I was in Washington and visited Prostitut...I
mean Constitution Hall. The goalie The goalie logged in from: c-24-3-33-203.hsd1.oh.comcast.net On Fri Aug 19 2005 1:15:16 PM EDT
Yes, I visited the Statue of Limitations when I was in New York..or was that the Statue of Liberty? No, no, it was the Statue of David when I was in Italy. Wait, wait, now I remember. It was the Leaning Tower of PIZZA that I got to see. Best pizza deliver service in Italy. All in all, what was the question?? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 17 2005 11:02:26 AM EDT
Yeah, you know, the Statue of
Limitations. Bonus points for anyone who can give me its actual
name. Good news, Dave! Madonna broke her collar bone too! Now you
two have something to talk about, no more awkward pauses over dinner.
But since her's is a fresh break, and you've already been healing for
a couple of months, you'll probably have to let her be on top.
Or behind you. Mark Mark logged in from: pool-68-162-140-79.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Aug 15 2005 12:28:18 PM EDT
Where exactly is this STATUE of limitations anyways??? I guess the spiders grammar check was turned off for that one.
Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Aug 14 2005 3:36:27 PM EDT
Kenny~i'm likin your idea for the Spiders night - I think that would be pretty sweet. Wonder what kinda deal Mikey can hook us up with? And by the way; better get your boy under control for the season - i'm tired of having to be the bitch about everything!! Concerned former player Concerned former player logged in from: pool-151-201-44-250.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Aug 12 2005 5:10:38 PM EDT
Wow I cannot believe the spiders have sunk to the point of bringing back Big Red. The statue of limations must have expired on the threats of burning down the refs house. Anyways Glad to see you have finally reached the bottom of the barrel in alumni. Maybe the spiders should pitch in a extra 20 to retain the services of a attorney for future Red outbreaks. Anyway good luck with the new/old recruit. By the way I heard Dale is available on waivers. Mikey Mikey logged in from: mathcirc01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Aug 12 2005 2:22:51 PM EDT
Damn! My truck's not gonna be ready until next weekend! It's
taking an extra long time to special order an inflatible love
doll with simulated anal warts. Which means that Kenny, feel
free to take Matthew on his first snipe hunt this weekend,
and Jess, enjoy your pudding wrestling with a clear
conscience, neither of you will be missing anything on
Saturday... Mikey Mikey logged in from: mathcirc01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Aug 11 2005 3:25:17 PM EDT
Now that I'm all around chief math guru, even though I can't count
above 27 without taking off my pants, I figured, pun intended, it
was my obligation to share a little mathematical humor. I bet
you didn't know such a thing existed, did you? Now, without
further ado: Did you hear the one about the constipated
mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil! (Rimshot)
Thank you, thank you very much! I'll be here all week. Try the veal,
and don't forget to tip your waitress! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 10 2005 4:25:46 PM EDT
In the immortal words of Michael McDonald and James Ingram (not, not
our Captain Jim): "Yah Mo Be There." Sid the Kid's first game in the
Burgh. Stop by and see me in good ol' section E-11, my home away from
home since 1988. I can hang after, but probably not before. Or, how
about we go someplace to watch the opener on October 5th? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Aug 10 2005 3:41:42 PM EDT
Spider Nite Out? just thinking of what Jess was saying,how about the pens exhibition game on Sept. 27? Mikey's got connections at the arena. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 10 2005 1:40:23 PM EDT
Ok, Dukes of Hazzard it shall be. I'd still rather do Catherine Bach at 51
than Jessica Simpson at 25. I'll add the music tonight. In the meantime,
I've disabled the Sinatra. Boy, you guys just don't appreciate the
classics, do you? Mudflaps with nekkid chicks! Damn! I knew I forgot
something. Good thing I'm alone this afternoon, I almost spit Sprite out of
my nose reading "Keep honking, I'm reloading." I've never seen
that one before. Good stuff! Problem is, I probably won't pick it up
until Saturday. See, I'm a good negotiator, so I talked them into replacing the
air bag with an inflatible love doll for free. It takes the boredom out of
those long drives and makes crashing into telephone polls almost enjoyable.
It'll take a couple of days to install, so most of you bozos won't get to see it on
Saturday night! C'mon, you guys can go camping or nude jello wrestling any day,
why not show up and see the debut of my killer monster truck? Hell, Matthew would
probably be game for it, right Ken? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Wed Aug 10 2005 11:02:53 AM EDT
You should have the gun rack, but you hang your fishin rod on it(I have a bass pro shop decal for you to)I agree with Jess about the song.new season,new outlook,getter done. The Dukes of Hazzard theme song sounds good. Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Wed Aug 10 2005 10:48:34 AM EDT
Mikey~ you forgot the "keep honking I'm reloading" bumper sticker. And what about the mudflaps w/ the naked chic on them? Don't forget to get the sticker of Calvin pissing on the Ford/Chevy symbol, too. Gotta have one of those!! And BTW - will ya change the frickin song on the home page? This humdrum shit has GOT TO GO!!! Throw some Waylon Jennings on there or something if you are so inspired! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-174-15.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 9 2005 11:36:27 PM EDT
Ok, I must beg the indulgence of my colleagues. I just bought my first
pickup truck tonight, and while it is a rice burner, I need to go over
the official truck owner's checklist. If I've missed anything, I need
you guys to let me know. Ready? Here we go: Cowboy hat? Check.
Cowboy boots? Check. Gun rack? Check. "My President is Charlton
Heston" bumper sticker? Check. "I will give up my gun when they
pry it from my cold, dead hand" bumper sticker? Check. Confederate
flag window sticker? Check. Bass Pro Shop window sticker? Check.
Am I missing anything? I take delivery this weekend, so I have to
know ASAP. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-174-15.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 9 2005 11:19:22 PM EDT
Yes, I am hiring for the position of sexretary. The only job requirement
is that she must be able to take dicktation in the oversize section. Mark Mark logged in from: pool-151-201-15-48.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 9 2005 8:45:29 PM EDT
And they said math was for dorks. Way to prove em wrong Mikey! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Tue Aug 9 2005 3:24:54 PM EDT
Mikey, I think smelling the books at the new job has gotten out of control. Are you going to have a sexretary to help you? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstmath01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Aug 9 2005 1:17:55 PM EDT
As that great American sage Mel Brooks once said: "It's good
to be the king!" Here I sit, high upon my exalted throne,
surveying my kingdom, master of my domain. Later this afternoon,
I intend to levy some additional taxes, and hang several serfs for
poaching game upon my lands. And hey, if anyone's jonesing
for a fix, I can hook you up with some primo Acta Mathematica
or Acta Physica Polonica Series B from my private stash. Also,
if any of you loyal subjects need to get in touch with me at my new job,
don't bother calling or emailing, just drop to your knees and
pray, I'll hear you. BTW, Jess, it wasn't the sequins, it was
the glitter body paint and the tassels, especially when you
got one swinging clockwise and one swinging counterclockwise... Mark Mark logged in from: pool-151-201-15-48.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Aug 8 2005 6:27:34 PM EDT
Hi. Can I play?? I hear this hockey stuff is fun. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Mon Aug 8 2005 9:49:25 AM EDT
SPIDERS BRING BACK BIG RED.
Spider Nation announced today a deal was inked to bring back Big Red on the blue line for a weak and much needed punch on defense.
After talking with Jess of who we have signed up for this season...our wins and losses columns will defintely switch! LETS GO SPIDERS! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Sat Aug 6 2005 1:50:53 PM EDT
Looking at recent postings and all I can do is shake my head. Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Aug 5 2005 7:59:59 PM EDT
It must have been the sequins that helped out the fund! And by the way, we might have a little more than that if the weekend works out well!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Aug 4 2005 4:28:19 PM EDT Well my broker is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says... B B logged in from: c-67-165-46-17.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Aug 4 2005 4:07:50 PM EDT
My agent, Drew Rosenhaus told me to hold out the first month of the season. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-182-38.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Aug 3 2005 11:03:31 PM EDT
Well, what do you expect? I've been locked in my basement, worshipping at the
altar of Sinatra and poking myself in the eye with a pointy stick in a desperate but futile
attempt to distract from my achy breaky heart, Dave went insane because he couldn't learn to masturbate
with his other hand, DJ is going to hell, and speaking of hell, it's been so damn hot lately
that Stevie has been spotted wandering the streets of Wellsburg wearing nothing
but leg pads and a jockstrap, Kenny G and his son have been glued to the Teletubby marathon on PBS,
and Jess has been spotted wandering the streets of
Avella wearing nothing but leg pads and a jockstrap. Not because of the heat,
just because she likes it. But on the bright side, I start my new job on Monday
and I'm buying a truck to celebrate, Dave is now knitting us nice new
uniforms during his stay at the Sunny Hill Happy Farm, DJ had her dildo
blessed with holy water, Stevie switched from exhibitionism to crack, Kenny G has introduced
Matthew to Skinemax, and Jess made $1,387.58, more than enough to cover
our league fees this season. So expect the guestbook traffic to pick right
the fuck up. B B logged in from: c-67-165-46-17.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Wed Aug 3 2005 4:06:08 PM EDT
This guestbook is dead. B B logged in from: c-67-165-46-17.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sun Jul 24 2005 11:07:59 AM EDT
Pens arent drafting Crosby, they're going to draft Federov from two for roughing. Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jul 22 2005 5:21:13 PM EDT
Sidney Crosby is gonna be a Penguin! It's a great day for hockey! Lord Stanley,
coming home to Pittsburgh in June 2006. This is almost, almost, but not quite enough
to make me not want to spend the entire weekend in bed with the blinds drawn listening
to the three new Sinatra torch song albums I just bought off of Amazon... B Diddy B Diddy logged in from: c-67-165-46-17.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Tue Jul 19 2005 5:09:44 PM EDT
Gee, I sure do like hockey! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Sun Jul 17 2005 6:30:50 PM EDT
I saw the webpage and figure I'll pencil myself in as the games third star, muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. goalie goalie logged in from: pool-151-205-60-239.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sat Jul 16 2005 7:41:35 PM EDT
I agree..very classy move. Number one star greatly deserved just for that alone. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-68-162-133-44.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Jul 16 2005 2:24:11 PM EDT
HEY YINZ GUYS, check this site out. Its a trailer for a tv show about late night hockey called Beer League. www.zoomcom.ca/beerleague/ get ready for the playoffs! Jess Jess logged in from: c-67-186-34-165.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Fri Jul 15 2005 7:44:44 PM EDT
No~it wasn't the midgets or Thousand Island dressing. It was the Austrailian men's beach volleyball team and it was Catalina dressing. If you are going to bash, you better get your damn facts straight!! Anyways, I had to "raise" the money to be able to fund everyone elses hcokey addictions - ungrateful bastards! Pete Pete logged in from: pa-bethlprk-cad2-grp2a-1-154.pittpa.adelphia.net On Thu Jul 14 2005 8:12:03 PM EDT
What my brother is trying to say is that he saw our missing Spider in a questionable video involving some midgets and thousand island dressing, but hey, in today's economy you gotta get work where you can find it right? Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Wed Jul 13 2005 8:00:23 AM EDT
Kenny---I think I saw here on the side of a milk carton. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Tue Jul 12 2005 2:56:57 PM EDT
LOST AND FOUND COLUMN;LOST - one player/owner of the Southpointe Spiders. female,tall,right handed shot,answers to the name of Jess,ability to make you deaf if you sit to close to her,always can be found with cell phone going off at ALL hours of the day.Last seen about 4 weeks ago at Spiders game before heading to Canada for hockey tournament. Please contact this site if you spot her. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-185-193.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 11 2005 10:52:51 PM EDT Alas, no, I didn't even know the last time I saw her was the last time I'd ever cast my gaze upon her face. After saying goodbye, I'd always linger for a final brief moment before I'd catch a glimpse of her form quickly darting onto the tram at the airport. Little did I know on Memorial Day that this time it would serve as my last tangible memory of her. "I was a hum-drum person, leading a life apart, When love flew in through my window wide, and quickened my hum-drum heart. Love flew in thorugh my window, I was so happy then, but after love had stayed a little while, love flew out again..." I've got to stop listening to Frank or I swear I'm going to slice out my own heart with a rusty butter knife. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ab05.proxy.aol.com On Mon Jul 11 2005 5:10:30 PM EDT
Did you at least have the breakup sex? With Michelle, I at least got that. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-158-118-182.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 11 2005 12:50:44 AM EDT Indeed. And I have only myself to blame. Again to quote Sinatra..."If you find love, hang on to each caress and never let love go, for when it's gone you'll know the loneliness, the heartbreak, only the lonely know." Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ad03.proxy.aol.com On Sun Jul 10 2005 10:40:44 PM EDT
Does that mean that she dumped you mikey? Did she at least do it in a constructive way, as opposed to running out of the country and going to iraq? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Tue Jul 5 2005 2:55:18 PM EDT
The wee hours....thats when you gotta go right? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-177-34.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jul 4 2005 10:33:18 PM EDT Gimme a break, I've been spending the last two weeks crying in my beer and listening to Sinatra. In the immortal words of Old Blue Eyes himself: "In the wee small hours of the morning, when the whole wide world is fast asleep, you lie awake and think about the girl, and never ever think of counting sheep. When your lonely heart has learned its lesson, you'd be hers if only she would call. In the wee small hours of the morning, that's the time you miss her most of all." SIGH Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Mon Jul 4 2005 3:06:51 PM EDT
How am I supposed to know whats going on if the site isn't updated?? Come'on Mikey!! Damn it all to hell! B B logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Fri Jul 1 2005 4:28:38 PM EDT
Updates! Updates! Updates! Pete Pete logged in from: pa-bethlprk-cad2-grp2a-1-154.pittpa.adelphia.net On Fri Jul 1 2005 12:57:39 AM EDT
Great job tonight guys, way to kick ass! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Thu Jun 30 2005 1:04:39 PM EDT
OK YINZ GUYS! in the immortal words of the great philosopher SO-CRATES, LETS GETTER DONE! We need a win tonite. That is all. Jess Jess logged in from: 208.40.135.67 On Fri Jun 24 2005 8:27:04 PM EDT
You guys better kick some ass tonight! Do if for the gipper!! Hate to miss a game but obviously my bosses don't realize the importance of hockey yet! One day the whole world will realize it! hahahahaha It will be ours for the taking! B B logged in from: 208.165.251.17 On Fri Jun 24 2005 11:55:06 AM EDT
90 degrees = hockey Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Wed Jun 22 2005 7:46:17 PM EDT
Beat those fuckers. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jun 10 2005 12:17:51 PM EDT TAP TAP. Check one, check one. Testing one-two-three. Is this thing on? Jess Jess logged in from: c-24-3-194-217.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Sat May 28 2005 9:34:18 AM EDT
I just wanted to thank all of you guys that show up for every game and pay the league fees, and for those of you who call me or email me to let me know if you'll be able to make the games. I appreciate the fact that you have stuck w/ the team even during our not-so-great seasons and keep coming back to try to win some games. It's been easier to deal w/ the hassel of running a team w/ a great group of guys like you. Thanks so much! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Wed May 25 2005 4:41:25 PM EDT From Jess' email: "Read on....and keep this in the back of your mind when we're screaming from the bench." What's this WE shit? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-180-92.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu May 19 2005 12:06:55 AM EDT Actually, no. Obviously, since it's five after twelve and I'm posting in the guestbook and not sitting next to a Wookie and two Boba Fetts watching the opening crawl of the midnight showing. In fact, I may not see it until Memorial Day weekend. No, it just makes me reminisce about my youth. Playing with my action figures. Dressing up like Chewbacca for Halloween. Then I turned 32. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-148-211.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed May 18 2005 10:53:30 PM EDT
Mikey, do you like Star Wars? Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-103-212.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue May 17 2005 8:52:49 PM EDT
We're still going to win the Cup this year..... you heard it here first! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Mon May 16 2005 1:36:16 PM EDT Our sacred guestbook has been spammed! The horror, the horror... BTW, the answer to the trivia question is the Grace Under Pressure tour video from Rush. Even today, they still use a video screen behind the stage to introduce certain songs with animations, guest cameos, etc.. For the song "The Weapon," they had Count Floyd from SCTV talk about how it was a scary song (hence Kenny G's comment), and then he went on to make the remark about 3-D glasses. A non-sequitur. It was funny at the time. You had to be there. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-104-137.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat May 14 2005 10:31:03 AM EDT
What the F is that? Miglena Miglena dddd4@mail.com Miglena logged in from: bosgtwy.bingham.com On Sat May 14 2005 12:39:16 AM EDT feeling bored? then why not try some http://www.world-sports-beting.co.uk sports betting to win some cash Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Fri May 13 2005 6:19:34 PM EDT
Is it from UHF mikey? Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref03.library.pitt.edu On Thu May 12 2005 7:57:18 PM EDT "Be sure to have your special 3-D glasses with you. Otherwise, you'll only be seeing this thing in one half D!" Bonus points to anyone other than Kenny G. who can identify the source of the above quotation. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-151-201-226-128.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed May 11 2005 5:12:22 PM EDT
I think we're in trouble just from the date of the first game, friday the 13th! ooooo scary. Brendan Brendan logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Wed May 11 2005 2:22:02 PM EDT
I think we will at least medal Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-70-17-162-181.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed May 11 2005 2:05:51 AM EDT I think our goal should be to finish no worse than 4th place this season. It might not be easy, but I'm confident we can pull it off. After all, the Force is with us. Squill Squill logged in from: pool-70-20-89-80.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon May 2 2005 6:02:46 PM EDT
Atta Boy Mikey!!!!!!
Thanks from Lazy asses like myselffor the prompt schedule update......... I HATE THE SPORTABILITY WEBSITE!!!!!!!!It's a pain in the Arse!
Hope to see you guys at a few games.... -17- Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Fri Apr 29 2005 5:20:41 PM EDT
Well not that we know that youre in the big apple, were going to come get you so that you can finish out your spiders contract. Evan Neel Evan logged in from: cpe-24-90-145-170.nyc.res.rr.com On Thu Apr 28 2005 1:29:18 PM EDT
Hey dudes, Good luck in the summer season. Wish I was there to play. Apparently hockey does not exist in the big apple, but we do play our softball on asphalt. So, that outta toughin' me up. All the best. B Diddy B Diddy logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Wed Apr 27 2005 11:45:21 AM EDT
Spiders Summer 2005.... Worst to First!
Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Tue Apr 19 2005 2:42:24 PM EDT Habemus papam... Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Apr 18 2005 1:08:52 PM EDT
FYI guys~ I put us in for another lovely season at the Iceoplex establishment. I need to know ASAP if there is going to be any scheduling requests so I can make sure that we get them into Steve so I am not pulling my hair out trying to rearrange players. Either call me or email me back, but I almost would prefer a call or text message. I will have access to a computer from Monday till Wednesday. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Mon Apr 18 2005 6:58:53 AM EDT
Happy B-day Mikey. maybe the refs will let you score with a broken stick tomorrow. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae10.proxy.aol.com On Wed Apr 13 2005 4:44:08 PM EDT
I wont be at the game tomorrow night, so give 'em hell spiders. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Thu Apr 7 2005 1:53:18 PM EDT Fuck, who WASN'T getting railed? I say you give him a Hot Carl. Without the saran wrap. Angry Hockey Girl Angry logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 7 2005 11:58:50 AM EDT
Just so you guys know, I had to put up with my no-name-mentioned hockey boss who instantly began interrogating me Thursday saying "Wow-you guys looked really flat on Tuesday" blah blah blah. I say that because after he opened his mouth I kinda lost concentration on the conversation. And then he proceeds to act dumbfounded when I shot back at him "yeah, well your team is a bunch of assholes for running up the score like they did when we were getting relentlessly pounded and your guys decided to start railing people!!" His reply? "uh, who was railed?" Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Apr 4 2005 8:39:07 PM EDT Hot Carl. And before anybody says a freakin' word, remember, DJ brought it up, not me. No wonder she never bothers to show up anymore, she's too busy tryin' to score some Ex-Lax. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-161-95.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Apr 4 2005 7:34:26 PM EDT
I'll be honest.... I dont know what a Hot Carl is either. Is that good or bad that I dont know? Also, I voted for Nextel and damned if that wasnt hilarious. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Apr 4 2005 5:33:29 PM EDT Nope, no Dirty Sanchez. Nor will there be any mention of the Angry Dragon, Arabian Goggles, or the Mongolian Ambidextrous Beaver Junket With A Quarter Turn Counter-clockwise Swirl. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Mon Apr 4 2005 4:47:21 PM EDT
What, no mention of the dirty sanchez? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-178-43.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Apr 2 2005 10:21:14 PM EST Ok, let me get this straight DJ, you don't know what "cowgirl" is, but you're familiar with Hot Carls? You must be getting plenty of fiber and eating lots of raisins. Stevie, your assignment is to cowgirl DJ until she can't sit down. I want to see her walking in with a limp on Tuesday. I was going to include Venus Butterfly on the list, but I figured most of you bozos don't own a copy of the Kama Sutra. Kenny, to answer you question, let me just begin by saying "Four score and seven years ago, our Founding Fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal..." DJ DJ logged in from: c-67-165-44-6.hsd1.oh.comcast.net On Sat Apr 2 2005 12:40:14 PM EDT
You assholes are the greatest...thanks for putting a smile on my face.
BTW, what is the "cowgirl" position and why wasn't the "Hot Carl" on the list of options? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-151-201-116-49.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Apr 1 2005 8:05:30 PM EDT
I would like to take this opportunity to say I'm sorry to the Spider Nation for either hitting Mikey to hard or not hard enough when we were kids, that we have to put up with essay answers. Anyone up for a Spiders nite out again? PLEASE MIKEY, a yes or no will do! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Fri Apr 1 2005 2:56:13 PM EDT
Sometimes I read the guestbook and get very afraid..... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-240-5-148.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Apr 1 2005 12:49:55 AM EST Since when is science and the desire to know more about the world around us and the nature of life a silly pursuit? The desire to understand, the quest for knowledge, they're basic tenants of human nature. It's serious business. Like, well, for example...this. Mark Mark logged in from: c-67-172-54-105.hsd1.pa.comcast.net On Thu Mar 31 2005 11:49:07 PM EST
I don't think your taking the guestbook seriously any more.
Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Mar 31 2005 7:24:17 PM EST Well, actually, it's a pretty technical explanation, but here goes. There are four basic forces of nature: strong nuclear force, weak nuclear force, electromagnetism, and gravity. The first three are described very well by quantum mechanics (i.e. "Quantum Field Theory" or QFT), and the fourth, gravity, by Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Unfortunatley, attempts to combine all four under the same framework fail miserably. This has led scientists on the quest for the so-called "Grand Unification Theory" or "Theory of Everything" (TOE), one that combines all forces under the same umbrella. Much attention has been focused on String Theory as a potential solution. Unlike in high school science, when you were taught that atomic particles like protons and electrons were the most fundamental building blocks, or perhaps in college physics when you were introduced to quarks as even smaller components, String Theory states that all matter consists of tiny loops that vibrate and interact with each other. String Theory solves the problem of incompatibility between QFT and GR. However, there are five separate such theories: I, IIA, IIB, and two different heterotic types. M-Theory, as it came to be known (the M is known to stand variously for "Mother of All String Theories," "Membrane-Theory," "magic," "mystic," as well as others), revolutionized understanding by stating that all five theories were really just variations of the same thing. Like the blind men touching different parts of an elephant and each describing what they thought was a different creature, M-Theory taught that each separate string theory was just a different part of the elephant. Except that now, like the various parts of the elephant all being attached to the same entity, all matter is connected to a single structure, a membrane upon which the strings vibrate. The common sense problem, though, is that in order for M-Theory to work, there have to be eleven dimensions; ten spatial and one temporal. Look around. It sure doesn't appear as though we live in such a world. I count three spatial. Even if I look behind the sofa and under the shed out back. Scientists got around this fact by postulating that the other seven dimensions exist all around us, but are small and folded back upon themselves in such a manner as to elude our perception. I, however, claim that each those seven "missing" dimensions are actually player profiles on our website. They are there, but are beyond our perception. Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 31 2005 2:00:23 PM EST
Mikey~ explain this one to me (and the unloved guys on the team): how is it that you can take the time to go about the entire statistical analysis of ambidextrous masterbating but you can't update the damn players profiles??? I mean, we have guys that are supposedly on our roster that haven't skated w/ us for 3 seasons, and we have guys that have skated with us for 3 seasons that aren't on our skater list! Come on doggy!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Mar 29 2005 8:13:31 PM EST E=mc2 Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-97-42.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 29 2005 7:35:35 PM EST
Fo real yo! Mark Mark logged in from: c-67-172-54-105.client.comcast.net On Tue Mar 29 2005 5:28:52 PM EST
What the hell was that all about??? Did anyone bother reading that crap? Who does math about masturbation? Just beat off and shut up!!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Mar 29 2005 5:03:18 PM EST And another thing, have those statistics been adjusted for women who are left-handed? Or ambidextrous? So let's say I shake DJ's hand tonight, and she's been diddling all week with her left hand, does that count as one of the eleven for the year? And if not, then how many women will I shake hands with this year who have recently masturbated and not washed their hands but who have used their left hands? 22? But only about 10 percent of the population is left handed. So that would mean 1.1 plus 11, equalling 12.1 women per year. However, this assumes that no right handed women use their left hands to make clam chowder and vise versa. And should we even care about gauche gapers since we won't be touching that hand anyhow? C'mon, Jess, you can't just toss out these statistics without backing them up. If there's one thing I've learned in all my years as a librarian, it's that you must cite your references. Well, that and the fact that first edition Chaucers make great coasters. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Mar 28 2005 4:12:52 PM EST To quote Jess' group email: "Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands." 11 women and only 6 men? Does that mean women double click their mouses more often than guys flog their dolphins, or that women just don't wash their hands as much? Or both? P.S. I was thinking about attempting to score a goal like that, but the thought of B being my bitch for life was just, well, really scary. P.P.S. I'm glad to see someone voted for "doggy." Squill Squill logged in from: pool-71-240-29-184.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Mar 26 2005 10:12:20 AM EST
Believe it or not ..... some of you guys played against/with a kid who can score crazy goals like that!!! Last time we had ice at Bethel a kid named Chris was playing with us....
He has a similar move to that.. Dj Dj logged in from: c-67-165-44-6.client.comcast.net On Fri Mar 25 2005 4:15:47 PM EST
Wow, there are too many Spiders with thier hands in their pants...sigh. But I bet those three sleep better afterwards( yes speaking from experience, you fing perverts). Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae10.proxy.aol.com On Thu Mar 24 2005 4:56:02 PM EST
Yeah that goal is ridiculous. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-164-110.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 23 2005 9:59:57 PM EST
If anyone can do this I'm your bitch for life........ www.jagauthentics.com/hiseygoal.wmv Big Smoke Big logged in from: pool-151-201-244-244.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Mar 21 2005 8:51:43 PM EST
I heard tommorow's game against the Medicine Men is going to be violent Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae10.proxy.aol.com On Mon Mar 21 2005 8:01:00 PM EST
Isn't Forsberg out for the season in europe with an injury? Peter Forsberg Peter logged in from: pool-68-162-167-81.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Mar 20 2005 6:00:31 PM EST
Brendan, thanks for the hockey tips, they really made a difference for me! Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-167-81.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Mar 20 2005 5:58:45 PM EST
If you get bored and miss hockey.... check this site out www.hockeyvids.com......especially the kovalchuk one. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Mar 16 2005 2:29:18 PM EST In defense of Kenny, he was all out of butt plugs and nipple clamps, and "Ralph's House of Nookie" was having a one day only after 10pm sale. But he's all stocked up now, and should be at the game next week, lubed up, excited, and ready to go. Dave Dave logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Wed Mar 16 2005 11:54:05 AM EST
I just wanted to say great hustle last night to everyone who was there. Now for those of you who weren't there, well for Bren, I can accept being out of the country as an excuse, but Kenny, saying that you had errands to run??!!!?? Who runs errands at 10:20PM on a Tuesday night? I mean really now. Don't you have four other nights during the work week in which to run errands? Don't you have a wife who is supposed to do that stuff for you? At the very least, couldn't you have just done the errands on the way home after the game? Wouldn't the errands have waited a day? Its not like errands get mad at you when you don't pay attention to them. Using an "errands" excuse is like someone saying that they'll be late to a few games because they have to work late at the library. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Mon Mar 14 2005 4:10:46 PM EST
Ken--crawl out from whatever rock your wife has shoved you under and come to a damn game, better yet, come to a game, and play in it.
Bren--Drink the green fairy. Brendan Brendan logged in from: port-212-202-153-2.static.qsc.de On Sun Mar 13 2005 4:32:17 PM EST
Yes, I'm actually on the Spiders webpage instead of touring wonderful scenic Munich. Granted its 10:30pm. Did you know that "DJ" means "anal warts" in German?
Beat T- Rex on Tuesday! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-71-240-3-119.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 8 2005 9:56:17 PM EST No no no. You don't get it at all. Here, let me try to get the ball rolling. "I very much like the naturalness of Debbie Gibson's breasts. I can tell that Playboy only photographed her in certain poses to minimize the slight concaveness that typically accompanies such 34 year old mammaries, which is a shame, because in some pictures of her in low cut attire, they look just fine. See, IMHO, it's not the size of the breast that matters, it's the CHARACTER that counts. Something unique. Curves. Sway. It just disappoints me a bit that her nipples are more in the pink area of the spectrum. I prefer something a little darker. And it's surprising in a sense, considering that smaller breasts are typically the ones that do feature darker nipples." Ok, and now here's where Jess and DJ chime in and say "Lighter nipples are just as attractive, as are larger breasts. It's kind of tough to explain, we'll just show you what we're talking about at the next game." Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com On Fri Mar 4 2005 6:37:00 PM EST
So anyhow Im checking the old postings here and then stumble upon this like to debbies chest.......................................................................................sorry what were we discussing? Mark Mark logged in from: c-67-172-54-105.client.comcast.net On Fri Mar 4 2005 1:29:17 AM EST
And to think i used to badmouth the content of the internet. finally something usefull. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-184-176.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Mar 3 2005 11:34:44 PM EST Debbie Gibson's nipples. Discuss. Mark Mark logged in from: c-67-172-54-105.client.comcast.net On Thu Mar 3 2005 1:06:03 AM EST
Finally of all the useless drivel that spews from my mouth some recognition. p.s. Matt had the fourth goal but whos keeping track. B Diddy B Diddy logged in from: pool-151-201-247-19.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 2 2005 9:55:07 PM EST
Horatio is my favorite player. Plays the game with a certain joir d' vivre. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Mon Feb 28 2005 4:59:13 PM EST
Mikey, i saw that link, and dare i say it, you have too much time on your hands. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Fri Feb 25 2005 9:05:20 AM EST
Mark, you probably have to take it from each of the Pylons to get a profile. Mark Mark logged in from: c-67-172-54-105.client.comcast.net On Fri Feb 25 2005 12:12:25 AM EST
Who does a guy have to blow around here to get a player profile. For christ's sake!!! Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-30-135.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 22 2005 6:54:39 PM EST
Don't think I'll be there tonight guys, recovering from strep. Good luck and sorry! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Fri Feb 18 2005 8:31:53 PM EST
As opposed to shooting something else in a barrel? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Thu Feb 17 2005 1:50:15 PM EST Solicitation for free massages? You know, Jess, there are SO many sarcastic comments I could make, but I'm not going to, because it would be like shooting fish in a barrel... Squill Squill logged in from: pool-70-20-101-138.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 15 2005 1:34:33 AM EST
OH YEAH!!! Shoot on this Goalie.... Med Men's goalie was the POLAR BEAR'S First and WORST Goalie...Thats why he no longer a BEAR!!!!! GOOD LUCK AGAIN. - 17- Squill Squill logged in from: pool-70-20-101-138.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Feb 15 2005 1:31:02 AM EST
Good luck tommorrow (Tonight actually)Spiders!!! I'll be back as soon as possible...Paulie Mark Mark logged in from: c-67-172-54-105.client.comcast.net On Sat Feb 12 2005 3:06:57 AM EST
Let's just pray the curtains truly match the drapes. Unless she prefers hardwood floors that is !! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-158-123-144.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Feb 11 2005 11:48:52 PM EST "MRS." Ampersand? You just got done singing your own praises for being single! I'll be glad to update your player profile, as soon as I get that new mugshot of you developed. You know, the one where you're wearing those split crotch panties. Next to the midget. In the tub of Crisco. With the handcuffs. While spanking the men's Romanian cross-country tiddlywinks team. Speaking of, do yinz guys know that Debbie Gibson is in Playboy this month?! From "Electric Youth" to "Electric Boobs." From "Lost in Your Eyes" to "Lost in Her Thighs." I actually met her once! Although she had her clothes on at the time... Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Feb 11 2005 6:50:38 PM EST
AND when are you going to reorganize the damn player profiles??Geez laweez!! Can we get you to at least do SOMETHING on this site?? Jess Ampersand Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Feb 11 2005 6:48:53 PM EST
AND that's MRS. AMPERSAND to you! All have to say is: ampersand,ampersand,ampersand,ampersand,ampersand,ampersand, and anal warts! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Fri Feb 11 2005 9:30:03 AM EST
Mikey, there are just sometimes when I cant even remember what I did yesterday, and on another note, who would want to hack this site, i mean really now. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Feb 10 2005 7:39:37 PM EST Whatsamatter Dave, your memory so short that you can't recall what happened in season 25? As for the ampersand, that safeguard is in there to protect me against you bozos hacking in to the server and erasing all of the pictures of my lawngoose! So Jess, I guess you'll just have to say "give it to me long AND hard" instead of "give it to me long AMPERSAND hard!" Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Thu Feb 10 2005 2:45:59 PM EST
Two things, one, I also say boo to valentines day, and second, how long does one have to wait to read about the team exploits during season twenty-five? Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Feb 10 2005 11:44:13 AM EST
And what the hell is the deal w/ not being able to use a damn "and" sign on this friggin page? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Feb 10 2005 11:43:35 AM EST
Ok Mikey-forgive me for using your nifty little schedule page - so here it is- screw you and the anal warts you slid in on!! Anyways, keep an eye on the Sportability web site- supposedly Steve A. is trying to change up some of those early games. One has been changed already - we are shooting for at least 3 out of the 5. And it's not just you that makes me lose my mind - it's all of you guys!! At least I can be one of the few girls that can say she has a team full of men for a post-valentine's day date!! Cheers for all of us that are single! Down with valentine's day! BOO!! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Mon Feb 7 2005 5:19:37 PM EST
Mikey, youre forgetting about all the posts complaining about various things...for example.... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Mon Feb 7 2005 2:11:12 PM EST I hate to break this to you, Jess, but I don't think that has anything to do with why you're losing your mind. If I were you, I'd be blaming it on the medical experiments, the alien abductions, the flouride in the water supply, and your irrational fear of contracting anal warts. All seriousness aside, I had it wrong in one little obscure place! So sue me! For what you're paying me to run this site, you're lucky it's not hosted on an Etch-A-Sketch. I'm actually surprised that someone even bothered to look at any page on the website other than this one. It seems like all anyone ever does is login to the guestbook and post comments containing words like "anal warts" and "existential phenomenological psychology." Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Feb 7 2005 1:38:22 PM EST
Mikey~assflake~check your schedule - it should read MARCH 10 not February! No wonder why I am losing my mind! Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Feb 7 2005 1:33:34 PM EST
Mikey~ check the schedule you have posted on our site - it says the 10th about the 3rd game down - I have a phone call into Anthos right now trying to figure out what's going on!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-182-87.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Feb 4 2005 11:21:42 AM EST Not only did we lose, I think we got screwed on the schedule for next season. Paybacks for wanting to stay in D? Pretty much all 9 o'clock games the second half. Gonna be very hard for me to make. Same deal with Mark, as I recall. Unless the rest of you bastards are just trying to get rid of us... Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Mon Jan 31 2005 5:07:55 PM EST
Im not sure if we should all be glad or upset that B didnt include us in his "Peyote Fest '05".....anyhow, since the game is now on Thursday, I can watch reruns of Perfect Strangers on Wednesday. Jess Dipshit Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 31 2005 12:11:26 PM EST
OUR GAME IS NOT WEDNESDAY THE 3RD - IT IS THURSDAY THE 3RD!!!!
SORRY!!!
SHIT!!! Squill Squill logged in from: pool-70-20-113-167.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 30 2005 5:46:14 PM EST
B... You don't have to worry... I'll never kick you with my skate again !!!! (As long as your giving me awards) Heh Heh..... Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-222-128.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 30 2005 3:50:01 PM EST
So after doing peyote for 9 hours straight I decided to come out with my own awards ceremony in honor of another groundbreaking Spiders season.........
Lady Byng- Of course it has to be Matt
Selke Award- This was tough but I think I'm going to go with Mikey .
Vezina Trophy- Was tough but Steve just edges out.... Steve
Calder Trophy- Nate put up a hell of a fight but got to give the nod to Mark for his big goals all year.
Norris Trophy- Got to go with Squilla on this one. The man simply stopped more shots with his body than Tupac Shakur this year.
Art Ross- who the hell knows.
KDKA Extra Effort Award goes to both Jess and Steve C. for busting their collective asses up and down the ice all season.
Canonsburg School District Perfect Attendance Award goes to ..... "Superfan" Kenny Porn for not missing a moment of Spiders action all year!
And the Hart Trophy goes to the entire Spiders team...... No "Lemieuxs" to rely on like other teams, just had contributions from everyone all season. Got shelled by two teams only to come back with dramatic victories over both. Everyone stepped up with our backs to the wall. One game away!
steve c steve c logged in from: 63.175.54.242 On Fri Jan 28 2005 1:57:57 PM EST
Here's something funny: if you haven't read the guestbook entries in a long time, try reading from the top. Hilarious. Can't possibly be this funny when you read it in chronological order. I see that I'm listed under Honored Alumni. Only two things wrong with that title. Squill Squill logged in from: pool-70-20-81-149.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Jan 28 2005 1:31:18 AM EST
As for Anthos.... BITE ME!!!!! On A Different Note, SPIDERS........ GREAT FUCKIN ' GAME!!!!! Can't Wait Till' Next WEDS. LOOK OUT PYLONS!!!!!!!!! Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-105-83.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Jan 25 2005 7:22:07 PM EST
Can't do it to us, we'd lose Matt and would never have enough players for games. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Tue Jan 25 2005 5:36:21 PM EST
Lets see, Big Cat is out, Nate, who knows, and were probably losing someone else I can't think of....then we look at the people who actually show up to every game....to quote myself from my email to Jess, "Tell Steve Anthos to fuck off"; I believe that about sums it up. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 25 2005 4:54:14 PM EST Move us up a division because we "match perfectly?" IMHO, I don't think so. We went through nine straight losing seasons after we won the title in March '02. The most we won in any single season was four. Even the past two seasons, we haven't exactly been blowing people out of the water on a regular basis. I think we match perfectly right where we are, especially if we're losing Big Cat. Thoughts? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-129-20.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 24 2005 1:23:18 AM EST Geez oh man, bitch bitch bitch. Doesn't anyone have anything better to do than sit around all weekend logging into the website? Oops, I forgot who I was talking about. Of course nobody does. Not everyone can live an active, exciting life like me. I was busy all weekend cleaning my toilet, vaccuming my carpets, spanking my monkey. You know, the usual "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" type stuff. Next week, all I have on my schedule is picking lint out of my belly button, so updates should occur in a more timely fashion... Jess Jess logged in from: 12.104.49.131 On Sun Jan 23 2005 8:09:53 PM EST
YO MIKE!! There's NO EXCUSE for you NOT to have this website updated!! What are we paying you for?? Oh....um...we're not paying you, are we...? Well, DAMMIT that doesn't matter! Know your role, bitch!! And get in that kitchen and bake me a pie!!! Pauly Pauly logged in from: pool-70-17-175-15.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 23 2005 11:19:56 AM EST
I second dave's comments..... #1STAR MIKE!!!!!!!! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Sun Jan 23 2005 10:20:39 AM EST
You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have the damn webpage updated, so I have something to make a smartass comment about, but apparenrly that cant be done. Mikey also cant supply us with slightly ill-tempered seabass, so its a total loss. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-49-11.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 23 2005 9:58:40 AM EST
Steelers, please follow the Spiders lead! Pauly Pauly logged in from: pool-70-17-186-94.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jan 23 2005 1:20:56 AM EST
Mikey, I'm still waiting for you to give yourself that #1 F in STAR!!!!!!! Mark mojo127@yahoo.com Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Sat Jan 22 2005 1:44:52 AM EST
At the very least B's ass deserves a #3 star for strategy for tonights game Mikey Mikey logged in from: psref02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jan 21 2005 6:35:53 PM EST Big Cat's not gonna play next season?! Just for that, he's off the team! Oh, wait... Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jan 21 2005 1:55:25 PM EST “Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do!” “What's that?” “Win the whole fuckin' thing!” Kenny G Kenny logged in from: 216.64.70.210 On Fri Jan 21 2005 10:36:20 AM EST
OK here it is. We play tonite without Big Cat and Jess found out the Pylons are already in the finals...What should we do about it. Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Thu Jan 20 2005 2:38:53 PM EST
Dave hiding your feelings doesn't make you less suspect. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-9-192.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Jan 19 2005 10:09:25 PM EST
I'm flattered/frightened/aroused. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Wed Jan 19 2005 5:28:39 PM EST
Looking at recent postings, and well should we really be surprised about who has made comments about B's ass? Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-e-51.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 19 2005 11:24:02 AM EST
Mikey, you forgot the numerous other things B's ass can do but I won't get into that right now. There might be kids reading this page. I will tell you this though, it once opened 10 beer bottles at once. His ass is truly magnificent. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-158-123-148.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Jan 19 2005 12:55:25 AM EST
Not only can B's ass draw a diagram for us, it can solve quadratic equations,
develop cleaner, more efficient cars, bring peace to the Middle East, and
prevent tsunamis, all with a fresh, pine scent. It truly is a magic ass.
Just ask Porn. Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Tue Jan 18 2005 10:22:56 PM EST
B That's the most intelligent thing your ass has ever said. Could it also draw up a diagram for us? Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-9-192.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Jan 18 2005 8:57:30 PM EST
First thing, Mikey where is your star?
Secondly, I think we can defintely win on Friday if we change a few things up, mainly we should work at leaving a forward high in the zone when we are attacking. Preferably whichever forward is last in the zone should stay above the circles to prevent odd man breaks. Also, since that Panthers team D-men can all pretty much rush the puck well, I was thinking it may be a good idea to not forecheck them in their own zone and instead should not challenge them until they hit the red line. Maybe then we can clog up the neutral zone and cause some turnovers.
I'm completely talking out of my ass of course but it's just a thought.
Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Sun Jan 16 2005 4:24:44 AM EST
For the next poll can we ask our fans what type of underwear we would most like to see on our female players. (That includes Porn of course.) Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Tue Jan 11 2005 10:46:47 PM EST
I don't think we can afford the signing bonus. Dave Dave logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Tue Jan 11 2005 12:33:19 PM EST
Is it possible to sign those posts for the rest of the season? Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-246-83.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 10 2005 5:43:07 PM EST
Big ups to the Goal Posts. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Jan 7 2005 2:45:52 PM EST That sounds like a great idea, and I'm all for it, but you'd have to convince the girls to let their all natural scrub brushes grow in full. I wouldn't want to have my clear coat finish scratched with anything artificial, and "landing strips" just won't cut it. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: erie.controldesigninc.com On Fri Jan 7 2005 2:40:04 PM EST
I used to know whats going on but now...I just don't know. Dave Dave logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Fri Jan 7 2005 11:13:56 AM EST
Its times like these that I'm very afraid after reading the page....instead making people sick for 12 months, why not just wait until it warms up and have Jess and some of her friends do a Spiders carwash? Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Fri Jan 7 2005 1:01:46 AM EST
Mikey it sounds as if you could "cover" at least three consecutive months all by yourself. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jan 6 2005 2:32:45 PM EST Well, we could do a semi-nude calendar to raise funds. Call it "Fucktoys of the Spiders." Although I'd need two months to fit all of my anatomy into view. Porn could pose in a little set of wings and a bow and arrow for February. The Ambiguously Gay Duo could take a hot August beach shoot. And if we just put a hidden camera in the shower, we can capture all the hot sapphic action that already goes on between our Young....Wet....Female Featherless Bipeds. Jess Fucktoy Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Jan 6 2005 12:00:18 PM EST
Hey yinz guys!! Hope that we have a good showing of team spirit for our late as hell game on Friday!! Just a reminder, if anyone wants to help pitch in a little more cash for league fees and if anyone knows some players that would show up and pay for next season, let me know and we might be able to work out a deal to discount your league fees for next season! Hope all is well....hey Mikey, since you finally got a steam powered cell phone you can finally use it to call me!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jan 5 2005 1:31:28 PM EST You know, B, many women would find the term "bitches" very degrading. In my experience, they respond much better to more civilized terms such as "slut," "ho bag," or at the very least "fucktoy." Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-28-132.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Jan 4 2005 5:49:52 PM EST
Young....Wet....Bitches Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 4 2005 3:47:41 PM EST So, what did everyone get for Xmas? Other than your yearly boink under the Xmas tree? I got a Ginsu™ knife set, but then I sawed through all of the steel support beams in my house testing it, and now I'm living in a cardboard box under the 9th Street Bridge. I got a year's supply of condoms, and hopefully I'll be able to use the second one with someone else. I got the special extended dual two disc collector's edition set of The Passion of the Christ/Backdoor Sluts 9. I got a copy of "Breakdancing for Dummies." I got a steam-powered cell phone. And then of course I got some dumb stuff, too... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: erie.controldesigninc.com On Mon Jan 3 2005 12:04:50 PM EST
Are we still playing hockey? whats it been, 2 months since we last played? I hope I remember everything on friday. GO STILLERS!!! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Thu Dec 30 2004 5:19:12 PM EST
Is this thing on? Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Fri Dec 24 2004 12:08:07 PM EST
Happy Festivus you spider bastards! Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-151-55.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Dec 21 2004 8:27:25 PM EST
Hey all, Pauly wanted me to post that tommorow, Wednesday the 22nd he would be having open ice up at Bladerunners at 10:45 pm. Come on up and practice for the playoffs Spiders. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-70-235.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Dec 19 2004 4:57:50 PM EST
If I didnt know any better, I'd swear that rearview mirror comment meant he was gay..... Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Sun Dec 19 2004 12:08:51 PM EST
I'll go one better, i like hockey, i like beer, and i like tits. Pauly Pauly logged in from: pool-141-158-74-47.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Dec 19 2004 11:27:03 AM EST
I'm with "B" on the beer and hockey! Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-97-115.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Dec 17 2004 11:00:18 PM EST
I like beer. I like hockey. Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Dec 17 2004 7:17:28 PM EST
So~ I see you guys had some issues w/ a lack of, well, um....shall we say "felines" on the bench and that there were some hanging issues in the lockerroom? tsk tsk tsk..... Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-c-105.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Thu Dec 16 2004 1:55:15 PM EST
Mark, I thought the only reason you used a rearview mirror was to see who was getting you from behind. But now I see you also use it so you can see the play down near your own net when you're at the opponent's blue line and won't get back or won't turn around to at least see what's going on. Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Thu Dec 16 2004 1:12:49 AM EST
Whoops Damn Enter Button. Anyways, Porn loves to fill in any position just ask
Pauly ;-). Still waiting for you to skate out and show me my mistakes. I just need to get a rearview mirror first! Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Thu Dec 16 2004 1:10:20 AM EST
steve goalie steve logged in from: pool-151-205-12-218.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Dec 15 2004 4:04:01 PM EST
2 to 1...whew...way to pull it out boys. My thanks to the PORNster for filling in and keeping the winning going. Merry Christmas and I'll, without a doubt, see you guys next game. Good freakin job. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Dec 15 2004 3:29:18 PM EST We were down quite a few players last night, but our crack investigative staff has managed to find out why. Kenny G was at home in front of his computer with a woody hitting the reload button again and again to vote for his picture on the Pens' website because he's OBSESSED with it. Jess was putting her massage therapy schooling to work by offering free rub and tug jobs (complete with "happy endings") in her office at the corner of any major intersection. Stevie had to stay home and lance DJ's anal warts because she's had a few "accidents" trying to hold the mirror and the scalpel at the same time and doing it herself. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Dec 14 2004 5:21:22 PM EST No no no, the Pens meant to call the picture PORN Kings, not Prom Kings. Speaking of Porn, Stevie emailed to say he's out tonight and Porn is in. Although with Porn, he's probably actually in and out and in and out and in and out... Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Tue Dec 14 2004 5:06:00 PM EST
Kenny G, when did we get a fan, let alone fan(s)? Was I too busy harassing Mikey to notice? Kenny G Kenny logged in from: www.grantindustrial.com On Tue Dec 14 2004 2:17:36 PM EST
CALLING ALL SPIDERS / FAN(S), I NEED YOUR HELP... goto the penguins web site and vote for Prom Kings in their "take your best shot contest". Its the picture of me,Mikey and Johnny boy about an hour before my wedding, why the pens called it prom kings, I duhno.
please vote and vote often. Thanks!!! Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Tue Dec 14 2004 12:57:12 AM EST
Well isn't that a great way of asking people to participate? Me and my Anal Warts are in. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-90-254.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Dec 13 2004 11:26:32 PM EST
Any of you dopey bastards who would be interested in playing on a coed softball team this spring, let me know either at a game or email me on my hotmail, snatchers98 Kenny G Kenny logged in from: www.grantindustrial.com On Thu Dec 9 2004 12:26:00 PM EST
HEY!!! everybody showing up tonight? That would be nice. Since no one is into letting Jess know you can't make the game, post it here. oh yeah, anal warts and peace! Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Dec 8 2004 9:10:54 PM EST Alas, we are not. We play December 14, but then not again until the 7th. Kenny's going to email you about maybe getting together anyhow, although it doesn't look like you've got a lot of time on you hands. We'll give it a shot, though! Oh, and if you're gonna keep posting on the board here, you must start incorporating something about anal warts into every message. Like that. Eric Wilson ifr38@yahoo.com Eric logged in from: 68-249-224-215.ded.ameritech.net On Fri Dec 3 2004 11:41:06 AM EST
Mikey, do you guys have any games around the New Year? I'll be in Pit the 31st to the 2nd and I'd like to come out and see y'all. Bigcat Bigcat logged in from: pool-151-201-247-84.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Nov 25 2004 12:12:57 PM EST
Mikey didnt you say that you would give JB a star before Dave???? Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Tue Nov 23 2004 9:46:05 PM EST
As cool as the Vince Guaraldi Trio may be I don't think they are Spiders material. Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Tue Nov 23 2004 8:58:00 PM EST
What the HELL is with the music on the main page????? Couldn't find any AC/DC? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Nov 23 2004 8:00:45 PM EST Ok, so maybe he's not THE man, but he's A man. Isn't he? Michelle? Jess? Wanda? Anyone care to confirm? Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Tue Nov 23 2004 2:27:50 AM EST
Mikey you truly are a pioneer in caring about dave's feelings. Congrats on treading unknown territory. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-46-109.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Nov 22 2004 5:22:20 PM EST
Mikey, I dont respect liars. He is not the man, and frankly you shouldnt be filling his head with those hopes. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Nov 19 2004 2:35:17 PM EST Ok, since it's been all weekend and noone has posted, now I'm worried that Dave is offended and didn't realize I was jaggin' 'em 'n 'at. You da man, Dave, you da man. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Nov 19 2004 1:11:12 PM EST No, Dave, the reason why you didn't get a star has nothing to do with the "Love Child" comment. It's just that I don't like you. If I refuse to give you stars, I'm hoping maybe you'll go away, and become a crushed, lost man, wandering the streets with nothing but a pocketful of broken dreams and a crack whore girlfriend named Wanda. Either that or I'm waiting for the bribe money. Didn't you get the memo? $20 for a first star, $15 for number two, $10 for third. Except for Jess and DJ. For them it costs sexual favors. Which is why neither of them ever get stars. Eric "Weeble" Wilson! My god, talk about a voice from the past. How the hell are you? And how the hell did you manage to find our site? Johnny Boy used to play with us, but he moved back and forth from Florida again a few years ago, and then sort of dropped out of sight about a year after his return. Last I heard, he was playing a tamborine and selling flowers at the airport. Eric Wilson ifr38@yahoo.com Eric logged in from: 68-249-224-215.ded.ameritech.net On Fri Nov 19 2004 10:45:10 AM EST
Very, very cool site. I can't believe I stumbled across it. The Spiders? A formidable roster, indeed! A far cry from the pitiful folk that were the Angry Armadillos.
Kenny G and Michael Ford still playing hockey together after all these years. Who'd a thunk it?
You guys heard from John Dick?
Peace. goalie goalie logged in from: crprxy01.apria.com On Fri Nov 19 2004 9:54:20 AM EST
Ok guys....
Found the Penguin logo from Southpointe. It's on Ebay. Starting bid is 1.00 so start saving your money.
Mark Mark logged in from: c-24-3-243-136.client.comcast.net On Fri Nov 19 2004 12:19:27 AM EST
The way Dave bitches about getting a star you would think it comes with a gift certificate to the Olive Garden! Hey Dave I'll lend you the 60 bucs to take a girl out already. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Thu Nov 18 2004 4:44:02 PM EST
It was the love child comment that did me in, wasnt it? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Nov 17 2004 7:47:22 PM EST No soup for you! Dave Dave logged in from: 208.165.251.16 On Wed Nov 17 2004 3:46:57 PM EST
Hey Mikey, where the hell is my star? Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Tue Nov 16 2004 7:17:08 PM EST
Isn't Nutfuzz Mikey and Pauly's love child? Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-77-230.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Nov 15 2004 5:41:59 PM EST
I think Fromunda is a team in the Swedish League Mark Mark logged in from: c-67-172-18-111.client.comcast.net On Fri Nov 12 2004 12:43:02 AM EST
Let us not forget. In a tiny little hamlet of "NUTFUZZ" is where "FROMUNDA CHEESE" grows. Hey Jess don't forget I have next! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Wed Nov 10 2004 8:54:15 PM EST
Mikey, there havent been any conquests of any sort this week, and I also dont know any lame ghost jokes, so youve got me beat there. But I bet I could get Jess to slap me again, if that would entertain you, just let me know, as youre probably waiting for this to update before you leave for the game in awhile. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Nov 10 2004 6:42:37 PM EST Well then, Dave, why not regale us with some lusty tales of your bold conquests and daring adventures? Or, if that fails, just make up some stories about naked boobies. Q: What did the ghost say to the bee? A: Boo, bee! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Sun Nov 7 2004 10:20:19 AM EST
You know, you make one too many comments about people having free time on their hands and what happens? The peanut gallery takes some time off. steve steve logged in from: pool-141-153-127-248.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Nov 3 2004 7:49:07 PM EST
I sign in just to look around. I get my message across on the ice. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Tue Nov 2 2004 6:58:12 PM EST
Mikey, I think that Steve was trying to tell you that he also believes that you have too much time on your hands. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Tue Nov 2 2004 1:26:19 PM EST You want to use Anal-ease, Jess? In the past you've always preferred Astroglide. Stevie, hit the TAB key after you type in your name, not the ENTER key. And to everyone else out there in Spider-land, Happy Erection Day! Vote early, vote often. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: gic.grantindustrial.com On Tue Nov 2 2004 7:09:08 AM EST
would someone please help Stevie with the guestbook. goalies! steve steve logged in from: pool-151-205-55-105.CLRK.east.verizon.net On Mon Nov 1 2004 8:04:17 PM EST
Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Mon Nov 1 2004 6:05:53 PM EST
So who wouldnt like Jess...umm slapping them...yeah thats it, she just slapped me, muhahahahahahaha. Jess Jess logged in from: static-151-201-138-45.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Oct 29 2004 7:26:25 PM EDT
Mark~ don't worry- we'll try to ease you into the Spiders lingo - Mike, don't forget the anal ease for that, too on Tuesday! Dave, BTW - you know you liked it. And please keep the stuff for POST GAME activities, no more pregame stuff!! steve steve logged in from: pool-151-205-55-105.CLRK.east.verizon.net On Fri Oct 29 2004 6:52:51 PM EDT
goalie goalie logged in from: pool-151-205-55-105.CLRK.east.verizon.net On Fri Oct 29 2004 12:03:21 AM EDT
goalie goalie logged in from: pool-151-205-55-105.CLRK.east.verizon.net On Fri Oct 29 2004 12:02:57 AM EDT
Mark Non of Your Damn Business mojo127@yahoo.com Mark logged in from: c-67-172-18-111.client.comcast.net On Wed Oct 27 2004 11:26:28 PM EDT
I'm new to the team so
I'm still trying to get the inside jokes but the web page definetly helps goalie goalie logged in from: pool-151-205-55-105.CLRK.east.verizon.net On Wed Oct 27 2004 11:03:00 PM EDT
Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 27 2004 8:00:54 PM EDT Dave, as I recall, Jess did slap you. And you liked it. Waaaay too much. B, you only feel dirty reading this page SOME of the time? Damn, I'm not doing my job then! Porn, you've left behind a legacy. Why, in fact just last night, we were all sitting around in the locker room talking about how we'd "never forget old what's-his-name." Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-c-33.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 27 2004 6:48:34 PM EDT
I love how I still get mentioned in the guestbook and, better yet, that I get a star awarded to me eventhough I've been kicked to the curb. Honestly, playing with you guys was a blast and because I had such a good time, if you need a goalie, I'll be there. And by the way, you should watch out 'cause KO Sports might be using me a few games this season and one might be against the Spiders. brendan brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-141-89.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Oct 27 2004 5:36:08 PM EDT
I believe the goal scorers were Ryan, Nate Dogg, Matt and myself. Also, while I'm here I have to say that sometimes the Spiders guestbook makes me feel dirty just reading it. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ac06.proxy.aol.com On Wed Oct 27 2004 5:13:02 PM EDT
If Happy Fun Ball starts smoking, place in water.....WARNING: Do not put Happy Fun Ball in water. Anyhow, as I was about to say, why doesnt Jess just slap me a few times? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 27 2004 3:53:11 PM EDT Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: cube.grantindustrial.com On Wed Oct 27 2004 3:33:19 PM EDT
Where in the hell is this going. Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 27 2004 2:06:59 PM EDT Kudos to Jess for showing such dedication to the team by shaving her nether-regions into the shape of the Spiders logo. I think Dave should do the same with his ass hair for next week's game. It would be sure to impress Michelle. And maybe Porn, too. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Oct 26 2004 8:32:43 PM EDT Q: Why do Canadians do it doggy style? A: So they can both watch the hockey game. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Tue Oct 26 2004 8:10:19 PM EDT
Well at least I know youre reading this thing before games Mikey; and yes, she does know about the website and she takes full blame for Friday (well ok, 3/4 blame). Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Oct 26 2004 6:02:07 PM EDT I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Dave never told Michelle about the Spiders website. Otherwise, she'd probably be upset to hear that Dave shared all of the explicit details of their pregame tryst last Friday. You know, the whips, the chains, the car batteries and nipple clamps, the midgets, the circus freaks, the farm animals. Let's just hope she didn't contract anal warts. Sitting on those cold, metal bleachers would only exacerbate the condition... Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Tue Oct 26 2004 3:11:42 PM EDT
Im glad I earned a star for being a smartass, because my new "pregame" ritual wasted all of my energy and I played like shit during the last game; I would point out however, that early in the 1st period I did have a nice pass through the slot to Mikey, but he only scores when B passes to him....conspiracy theories abound. Anyhow, just to stop Mikey from the abuse I know Im sure to get before the game tonight, Im going back to what worked last season, and Friday's "pregame" will become a postgame; now tell me, did any of that make sense? Can you read this without glasses? Was that Larry on our team who scored from center ice, or just some other jackass? Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Oct 21 2004 7:19:22 PM EDT "Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands? It's ticking away with my sanity. I've got too much time on my hands. It's hard to believe such a calamity. I've got too much time on my hands, and it's ticking away, ticking away from me..." -Styx, we're coming soon to a state fair or bar mitzvah near you! P.S. Dennis DeYoung has anal warts! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ad16.proxy.aol.com On Thu Oct 21 2004 4:24:21 PM EDT
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that maybe Mikey has way too much time on his hands? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141.151.191.7.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Oct 19 2004 1:17:06 AM EDT Hey, looks like Popular Science magazine has heard of the Spiders! http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,20967,713468,00.html Kenny G Kenny logged in from: cube.controldesigninc.com On Mon Oct 18 2004 12:16:55 PM EDT
Since our webhead thinks everyone has esp, no not espn, if you click on the box with our latest stanley cup there is our team picture. Get ready to defend the championship friday night boys! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com On Sat Oct 16 2004 7:32:23 PM EDT
Someone needs to be sure to tell Jess to make sure that she lets B know when the first game of the next season is. Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 13 2004 4:17:44 PM EDT If you let it play through, it does segue into "We Are the Champions," although unfortunatley not William Hung's version. If you leave the homepage and come back, it will keep re-starting with RnRII. Give it about two minutes to cue up WATC. You can also click the "Lord Stanley" text to hear Mike Lange's famous call. Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-c-176.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 13 2004 4:03:14 PM EDT
Kenny did you inform them of what team wanted to rent the rink? Did you inform them that we are the current D league champs of their former Soutpointe home? Did you inform them that the only team to beat us the whole season was the team that we defeated in the second game of the championship series? Did you inform them that after we beat the Boomers they left the ice with their tails between their legs and were so scared to playing the Spiders again that they crapped their pants and their team folded? I think that if they knew that information, they'd say, "screw the ice capades, bring on the Spiders!!!" Kenny G Kenny logged in from: cdi.controldesigninc.com On Wed Oct 13 2004 9:02:50 AM EDT
I like rock n roll part 2 playing on the site but I think William Hung's version of we are the champions would be better. Also, I called the Mellon Arena about ice time, they said they are only making ice for ice shows like the ice capades and then melting it. We have to wait until the pens start playing again...so we'll have to wait a couple years. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Mon Oct 11 2004 7:17:38 PM EDT
So Jess, where is B now? Ok, where is he...now? How about....now? Polly Polly logged in from: 160.129.202.143 On Mon Oct 11 2004 5:12:59 PM EDT
Good luck everyone! Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-97-237.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Oct 11 2004 2:37:28 PM EDT
Mark Messier guaranteed victory for the Spiders tonight. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: www.grantindustrial.com On Mon Oct 11 2004 12:23:49 PM EDT
Can someone remember to bring a camera tonight? Jess Jess logged in from: 0-1pool32-17.nas12.pittsburgh2.pa.us.da.qwest.net On Sun Oct 10 2004 10:35:30 PM EDT
Oh, and don't worry - I know EXACTLY where B is you shitheads!! Jess Jess logged in from: 0-1pool32-17.nas12.pittsburgh2.pa.us.da.qwest.net On Sun Oct 10 2004 10:34:36 PM EDT
Ok guys~ now we have a monkeyless Porn, anal wart epidemics, and the power of the 4 lunar eclipses under Patton's rule to go on - Let's kick some Boomer ASS!! Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-a-42.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Sat Oct 9 2004 11:01:22 PM EDT
Two words . . . Asian bukkake!!! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Sat Oct 9 2004 2:20:31 PM EDT
Ok, so now that the game time is moved to 1010, will someone make sure that Bren knows, I mean we really dont need to hear Jess going on and on about where B is again, do we? Also, what would they do if instead of PORN in tape letters, someone just had it permanent markered on their stick? Second thought....dont try that until during the regular season.... Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-b-155.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Fri Oct 8 2004 8:42:19 PM EDT
we're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. we're gonna get 'em on the run boy's and once we get 'em on the run we're gonna keep 'em on the run! and then we're gonna go! go! go! and we're not gonna stop till we get across that goaline! this is a team they say is good, but i think we're better than them, they can't lick us. so what do ya say men! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-68-162-129-240.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Oct 8 2004 8:03:17 PM EDT
Shall we play a game? Sure,how about global thermo-nuclear hockey. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Oct 8 2004 3:47:18 PM EDT I know you're tired, I know you're hurting. I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but it wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever. Gentlemen, it's been an honor to share the field of battle with you. We ain't losing this game. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Fri Oct 8 2004 3:45:18 PM EDT Yeah, I mean hey, after all, you know...free shit. Can't beat that. Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-b-63.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Fri Oct 8 2004 2:17:58 PM EDT
I shoveled shit in Louisiana before. It didn't pay well but it had great benefits. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-235-90.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Oct 7 2004 6:40:45 PM EDT
I like to think that if General Patton had a favorite hockey team, it would be the Spiders Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Oct 7 2004 5:06:31 PM EDT Be seated. I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a hockey game by dying for his team. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his team. Men, all this stuff you've heard about the Spiders not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the game is a lot of horse dung. Spiders, traditionally, love to fight. All real Spiders love the sting of battle. When you were kids you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball player, toughest boxer. Spiders love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Spiders play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Spiders have never lost and will never lose a championship series, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Spiders. Now, the Spiders are a team. They live, eat, sleep, fight as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now we have the finest food, equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by god I, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against, by god, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards; we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Boomers bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about that. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Boomers are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch a goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember: I don't want to get any messages that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Boomers do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested into holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank god for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you what did you do in the great Southpointe championship series of fall '04? You won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana." Alright, now you sons-a-bitches, you know how I feel. I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all. Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-b-157.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Wed Oct 6 2004 2:00:44 PM EDT
I'm just glad nobody's blamming me for the outbreak of anal warts. By the way, if anyone comes down with gonorrhea, it wasn't me. Brendan Brendan logged in from: 208.165.251.17 On Wed Oct 6 2004 1:11:01 PM EDT
Damn, who knew that anal warts were so rampant? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-62-179-150.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Oct 6 2004 11:31:52 AM EDT
And we did... Mikey Mikey logged in from: engrref01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Oct 5 2004 8:32:27 PM EDT
What's this lyin' around shit? Over?! Nothing is over until we
say it's over! Was the war over then the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!
Hell no! And it's not over now! 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...,...,...,
the tough get goin'! Let's do it! Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-19-44.client.comcast.net On Tue Oct 5 2004 3:58:48 PM EDT
good luck Spiders Kenny G Kenny logged in from: cdi.controldesigninc.com On Tue Oct 5 2004 6:54:07 AM EDT
JUST WIN BABY!!! Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-a-84.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Sun Oct 3 2004 6:13:44 PM EDT
one word . . . CAMELTOE Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-67-39.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Sep 30 2004 5:26:53 PM EDT
Justin Strelczyk ran his ass over. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Thu Sep 30 2004 11:00:46 AM EDT
Umm B, I didnt know that JB had died. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-153-214.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Sep 29 2004 7:02:31 PM EDT
I dedicate this season to the memory of JB Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-e-10.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Wed Sep 29 2004 1:47:25 AM EDT
I just want to appologize for my performance Monday night. I also need to thank the team for scoring the goals they did when they did. Hopefully I'll get it together for the next game. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Tue Sep 28 2004 9:03:36 AM EDT
SPIDERS BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! KEEP ROCKIN BOYS! Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-19-44.client.comcast.net On Fri Sep 24 2004 4:53:04 PM EDT
Good luck in the playoffs ! Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-19-44.client.comcast.net On Fri Sep 24 2004 4:51:27 PM EDT
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-151-201-54-224.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Sep 23 2004 1:42:18 AM EDT
As Van Morrison once said: "Well it's a marvelous night for a bone dance..." Hey DJ,
where the hell have you been? Have the anal warts returned? Or are those lockjaw
rumors true? You know, Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pumped back in the 70s
for that. I think it was the same night Richard Gere showed up in the ER with
his gerbil... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pool-141-158-75-50.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Sep 22 2004 11:25:18 PM EDT
Anyone ready for a road trip? I found the web site of the CAN/AM tourney that Mikey and I went to in 1988. They are having one at Niagara Falls or Lake Placid next march/april. www.canamhockey.com Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-b-134.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Mon Sep 20 2004 11:53:27 PM EDT
Oh, and a side order of fries. Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-b-134.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Mon Sep 20 2004 11:52:55 PM EDT
I'll take one bone dance, please. Jarome Iginla Jarome logged in from: pool-151-201-50-169.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Sep 19 2004 9:21:17 PM EDT
I was considering playing for you guys during the lockout. But after reading this board, I have changed my mind. You bastards. DJ DJ logged in from: c-24-3-43-231.client.comcast.net On Sat Sep 18 2004 7:51:45 PM EDT
I think Steve's sister did the rain dance but I hear she prefers the bone dance. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Fri Sep 17 2004 8:38:45 PM EDT
Ok, who did the damn rain dance? ship ship logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Tue Sep 14 2004 3:55:43 PM EDT
Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-180-242.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Sep 9 2004 10:12:22 PM EDT
Geez, the guy complains for six months about getting an entry on the profiles
page, I finally get one up there, and he quits! If I'd have procrastinated
for another week, I could have spared myself even the minimial effort I
did manage to put forth. Then it would have been like he never existed.
"Erased! Erased, from existence!" Now we're gonna have to
replace him if the Spiders are going to forge ahead with our plans to
break the World Anal Record next season. The judges from the Guiness Book
of World Records are standing by, rubber gloves and rulers in hand... Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Wed Sep 8 2004 7:16:11 PM EDT
Hey Guys, don't know if Jess told you yet, but my work schedule got changed and I'm done
playing until May or so. Just wanted to say thanks to all for a great time. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-158-126-87.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 6 2004 1:54:09 AM EDT
P.S. She wouldn't be the first woman I turned gay... Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-158-126-87.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Sep 6 2004 1:51:27 AM EDT
But Dale's not playing this season! DJ DJ logged in from: c-24-3-43-231.client.comcast.net On Sun Sep 5 2004 6:33:59 PM EDT
After reading Mikey's story the other day I think Adrienne may have turned gay! She needs to be brought back to Team Hetero by one of the studs on our team! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Sat Sep 4 2004 9:24:55 PM EDT
Hahaha Mikey. Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-68-162-157-158.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sat Sep 4 2004 1:31:22 AM EDT
A rose by any other name... Adrienne Adrienne logged in from: c-24-3-43-231.client.comcast.net On Fri Sep 3 2004 11:00:38 PM EDT
Mikey- Some people call it a penis, not an elbow. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Fri Sep 3 2004 12:29:02 PM EDT
I...I....I... anyone ready for hockey? Mikey Mikey logged in from: pool-141-151-169-203.pitt.east.verizon.net On Fri Sep 3 2004 10:56:18 AM EDT
Part II would have been even hotter, because I wrote that one in
patent-pending 3-D "Smell-O-Vision" technology... Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-77-191.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Sep 2 2004 10:28:49 PM EDT
Damn that story was hot Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-a-27.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Thu Sep 2 2004 7:52:22 PM EDT
Mikey, I don't care what anyone else says. You need not seek therapy. As a habitual masturbator, I needed that short story to get me through another private session. I just found one problem with your short story . . . Pittsburgh isn't a large northeastern city. It's medium sized at best. On a side note, I'm planning on installing video cameras throughout the shower to catch any and all excitement that may ensue between the lovely ladies on the team. The location of the cameras will be unknown but the tapes will be on sale a week after the hott, steamy, sultry, sensuous, lesbian tickle fights occur. Preorders will be available. Quantities are unlimited. Also, at the end of the season, I will be selling "The Best of . . . " collection containing all the mind-blowing, ass-slapping, nipple-pinching, fisting sessions to date. Reserve your copy today!!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Thu Sep 2 2004 6:01:15 PM EDT
Oh, sure, everyone else talks about tickle bubble fights, dropping the soap in the
shower, touching themselves, touching small furry animals, and I'M the bad guy
for attempting to display a little artistic creativity. Everyone else just provided
the clay. I was attempting to mould it into a work of art. Fine, see if I ever
share with you the glory and grandeur that is my short story "Tickle Bubble Fight II:
Invasion of the Alien Sex Babes With Seven Breasts Each." Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rp08.proxy.aol.com On Thu Sep 2 2004 4:34:14 PM EDT
Just my elbow??? Wheres the fun in that? Also I second that Mikey receive help. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Thu Sep 2 2004 1:33:49 PM EDT
Dear Penthouse Forum, I know you're not going to believe this, but I swear it's all
true. I play on an ice hockey team in a small suburb of large northeastern city. What
makes this team unusual is the fact that we have two hot babes on the roster, Jane and DK,
as well as one who's our designated fan, Aida. Last week after our game, the locker room
routine was going as usual. They guys showered first and left for the bar, the women
hung behind and went in after. I was loitering around as usual, about to pick up my
bag and leave, when I heard a strange, muffled sound coming from the showers. I crept
closer and opened the door a crack to peek inside. What I saw changed my life forever.
There was Jane, being playfully pinned up against the wall by DK and Aida. They were
each tickling her incessantly. The wet spray of the water made their glistening naked
bodies slippery, and Jane managed to free one of her hands and quickly slap DK's ass.
DK let out a squeal and reached back to rub her stinging behind, and Jane slipped completely
free and began to chase DK and Aida around the showers, all of them laughing and giggling
like schoolgirls. Jane finally cornered them both, placing her hands on the wall above them to block
their movement. As if by telepathy, Aida and DK each reached out for Jane at the same time,
and began to rub and caress her. Jane's knees were beginning to wilt, so they all laid down and began
exploring each other's bodies. The chorus of gentle moans and sighs gradually increased
in intensity until it was a cacophony of orgasmic screams. When it was over, they
collapsed, their spent bodies heaving in the steam as the water continued to cascade
over their taunt flesh. I silently shut the door, gathered my equipment, and departed,
wondering to myself what next week might bring. Perhaps me joining them? I'll
let you know. NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD BY REQUEST.
Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-68-108.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Sep 1 2004 10:44:53 PM EDT
Not that that's a bad thing of course...... Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-141-158-68-108.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Sep 1 2004 10:44:27 PM EDT
This guestbook is slowly turning into something out of Penthouse Forum Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Sep 1 2004 5:13:24 PM EDT
If we win next week, Adrienne promises that she'll touch your elbow all night, Dave. And
if you score a goal, she'll even give your pancreas a good jerk. Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Wed Sep 1 2004 4:39:57 PM EDT
Why doesnt she touch players when we win??? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstengr02.library.pitt.edu On Wed Sep 1 2004 1:46:32 PM EDT
Yeah, but what Adrienne didn't tell us is where she touches herself. I can picture it now. She goes home,
lights some candles, puts on some Barry White, pours herself a glass of wine, moistens her supple
fingers and then slowly, gently, but deliberately begins to caress the innermost recesses of her
womanly...elbow. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pgh.controldesigninc.com On Mon Aug 30 2004 12:02:11 PM EDT
Anyone in favor of making ALL goailes from now on suit up with the refs say "I". This should be changed from the guestbook to Spider chatroom. I love yinz freaks. Porn Porn logged in from: ehdup-c-90.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Sun Aug 29 2004 10:21:06 PM EDT
TICKLE BUBBLE SHOWER??? Hell, I think the fans should get involved if they want.In all seriousness though, I have some rather sobering news. I had to spend all day Sunday in the hospital. I came down with a multiple chronic masterbation personality disorder. This happens when you masterbate too much and change up which hand you use so after a while, you just can't keep track anymore and . . . well it's not a good scene. Luckily there is a cure: duct taping your less dominant hand to your side. So if you see me rubbing my crotch with my glove hand during the game, you'll know why. Jess Jess logged in from: 12.104.49.131 On Sat Aug 28 2004 8:28:57 PM EDT
Damn! Even the FANS are getting freakalik!! Can't wait to see what THIS week has in store for us!! I dare not say another word!!TICKLE BUBBLE SHOWER SCENE!!oops DJ DJ logged in from: pool-151-205-55-13.CLRK.east.verizon.net On Wed Aug 25 2004 9:01:36 PM EDT
Que? Dave eLhus19@aol.com Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Wed Aug 25 2004 6:11:18 PM EDT
Is the team going to have to spend a day at Western Psych? Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-132-80.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 24 2004 4:30:41 PM EDT
Damn, this guestbook gets wackier and dare I say sexier everytime I look at it. Adrienne- Steve's sister adriennel_@hotmail.com Adrienne- Steve's sister logged in from: pool-151-205-55-13.CLRK.east.verizon.net On Mon Aug 23 2004 8:41:42 PM EDT
You guys have been playing so well that after the game I go home and touch myself. Congratulations. Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Sun Aug 22 2004 7:08:01 PM EDT
Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Thu Aug 19 2004 6:31:18 PM EDT
I finally made it ! I have a profile !I also never realized how much I resemblePorn, it's like we're twins. Kinda scary. Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Thu Aug 19 2004 6:26:33 PM EDT
steve steve logged in from: pool-141-153-72-228.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 17 2004 7:20:56 PM EDT
Kenny G kgibala67@yahoo.com Kenny logged in from: pool-151-201-224-225.pitt.east.verizon.net On Tue Aug 17 2004 5:37:43 PM EDT
I think we've gone to far now, I'm very corn-fused. But what the hell we're winning. yahoo!!! DJ DJ logged in from: c-24-3-44-208.client.comcast.net On Tue Aug 17 2004 2:21:04 PM EDT
I want to thank you all for the love and support you gave me while I battled ass problems and diddled my widdle non-stop. I love playing with you guys as much as I do with myself. Hug, hug, kiss, kissP.S. Pete is only a little gay from what I observed. Wayne Wayne logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Tue Aug 17 2004 11:11:12 AM EDT
Ken Ken logged in from: ehdup-b-61.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Mon Aug 16 2004 11:57:13 PM EDT
Am I still going to get initiated eventhough you're kicking my ass to the curb at the end of the season? If so, how much KY Jelly should I bring to the next game? Pete Pete logged in from: ACC97E99.ipt.aol.com On Mon Aug 16 2004 6:47:20 PM EDT
Dammit Jess, I'm still waiting for my initiation! Jess Jess logged in from: 12.104.49.131 On Sun Aug 15 2004 4:21:06 PM EDT
Well, looking at the last few entries, it looks like I won't have to worry about the bubble-soap-tickle-shower fights with most of you guys anymore! Whew! What a relief!! Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-68-162-151-145.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Aug 11 2004 8:38:22 PM EDT
I enjoy the sport of hockey. The Real Pete Osterhus The Real logged in from: ACD191EC.ipt.aol.com On Tue Aug 10 2004 12:15:30 AM EDT
Was that really necessary Porn ? And what is with your obsessing over wanting me to be gaay, it's starting to freak me out. For the last time, no I won't sleep with you. Pete Osterhus I_AM_GAY_I_SUCK_BALLS@hotmail.com Pete logged in from: ehdup-b-145.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Mon Aug 9 2004 11:56:12 PM EDT
This message is for DJ. I have an ointment that could really clear up that anal warts. It worked wonders for mine and I've been outbreak free for 5 weeks now. Just let me know. Also, if you haven't guessed it, I'm gay and my girlfriend is just a coverup for my gayness. I am so gay. I'm like the biggest queer you'll ever meet. Sometimes I'm so gay I amaze myself. Wow, I just did it again. I really am the queen homo.ps. I love the cock! Ken - Porn Ken - Porn logged in from: ehdup-d-58.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Thu Jul 22 2004 11:04:30 PM EDT
Mikey, I created a profile to be posted on the site. Do you want me to e-mail it to you or bring it to the game? Or do I have to get another shutout before I get a profile? Ken Spalla cowtown8@hotmail.com Ken logged in from: ehdup-f-8.rmt.net.pitt.edu On Tue Jul 13 2004 10:23:52 PM EDT
Do I suck that bad that I'm not even mentioned as a part of the team for the season? What do I have to do to get a nod as a part of the team (if only until your original goalie comes back)? Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Mon Jul 12 2004 5:28:51 PM EDT
Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-119-30.pitt.east.verizon.net On Sun Jul 11 2004 6:46:31 PM EDT
I put a grand on the Spiders to win the Cup this year. Ship Ship logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Tue Jul 6 2004 4:04:02 PM EDT
Wayne Shipley ship21@comcast.net Wayne logged in from: c-24-3-20-171.client.comcast.net On Fri Jul 2 2004 4:05:04 PM EDT
This appears to be the only way I'll get onthe Spiders page ! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rp08.proxy.aol.com On Thu Jun 24 2004 5:40:00 PM EDT
To the people who havent been showing up, I know youre more important that the rest of us and have very important lives, but at least try to pencil in 30 seconds where you can have your personal assistants call Jess to tell her that you cant come to the games because youre too busy watching Full House reruns. I dont have a problem with you guys giving Jess money and never showing up, as long as you tell us after Jess gets the money, that youre never going to show up, that way we can get people who understand the need to leave their homes and play hockey. If youre still reading this, if youve missed games for dumbass reasons, please shoot yourself as many times as possible until youre dead. Brendan Brendan logged in from: 216.183.184.253 On Wed Jun 23 2004 3:52:21 PM EDT
Part-time is for working at 7 Eleven. Start coming to games people!! Jess Jess logged in from: 12.104.49.131 On Mon May 31 2004 5:38:33 PM EDT
Ok Mikey~ Get off of your furry little lazy bunghole and update player profiles you slacker! Just a friendly word of advice from your little set of lungs on the bench. Here's your forewarning~ do it, or you will truly understand the term "hearing loss" ;) Dave Dave logged in from: cache-mtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com On Sat May 1 2004 1:20:15 PM EDT
So what does a guy have to do to get his profile posted? I thought boarding everyones' favorite Pylon would have covered it. Jess Jess logged in from: pool-151-201-226-173.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 22 2004 12:33:11 PM EDT
Ok Webmaster~ you better get your ass in gear and get the website updated.....you know, send the guys down to our alumni etc etc.......geez laweez!! You act like you are busy at a real job or something! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-rp08.proxy.aol.com On Wed Mar 24 2004 3:41:23 PM EST
I like tits more than Bren likes hockey. Brendan Brendan logged in from: pool-151-201-117-115.pitt.east.verizon.net On Wed Mar 24 2004 1:00:57 AM EST
I like hockey. me me logged in from: pool-141-153-76-33.clrk.east.verizon.net On Tue Mar 23 2004 7:26:06 PM EST
me me logged in from: pool-141-153-127-180.clrk.east.verizon.net On Mon Mar 15 2004 11:01:00 PM EST
Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dq01.proxy.aol.com On Mon Mar 1 2004 4:48:46 PM EST
To everyone who showed up to play Sat night, great effort, lets put the same energy into the game Tues and get a win. Mikey I think everyone who was there should share a star for the hustle. me me logged in from: pool-151-205-58-162.clrk.east.verizon.net On Sun Feb 22 2004 12:50:57 AM EST
me me logged in from: pool-151-205-58-162.clrk.east.verizon.net On Wed Feb 11 2004 9:04:23 PM EST
Jess Jess logged in from: 64-8-222-18.client.dsl.net On Sat Jan 31 2004 10:22:39 AM EST
Great game the other nite guys!! Hope we can keep that puck rolling for the whole season! Dave Dave logged in from: cache-dq01.proxy.aol.com On Fri Nov 21 2003 12:32:50 PM EST
I realize I'm new on the team but I just have three things to say, and if you don't like it, well tough shit because if you weren't there on Tuesday you can't talk. First, everyone who showed up to the last game did a great job and we didnt give up. Secondly, I like lots of ice time as much as the next person, but when you only have a couple people on the bench, and then lose a close game, IT SUCKS! If you aren't going to bother to show up, then let other people know so we can bring players who actually want to play. Third and finally, would whomever has the vodoo doll of me please stop stabbing it in the legs before our games, I'd like to be able to sleep without ice and elevation on my leg just one night after a game, lol. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: pgh.controldesigninc.com On Wed Nov 5 2003 2:39:23 PM EST
WOW JESS! I saw your new picture at the player profile, I can only imagine what Dale looks like now. Chin up Spiders, you'll get'em!!! steve steve logged in from: pm3-d02.weir.net On Wed Oct 29 2003 7:08:35 PM EDT
Jess Jess logged in from: 64-8-222-18.client.dsl.net On Sun Sep 21 2003 2:02:54 PM EDT
Ok, guys....PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD (and all of those who value your hearing) take that horrible picture of me off the profiles and get a new picture of me on the website, preferrably in my hockey uniform!! And whomever is running the site, please don't forget to add on Lynn and just delete her PICTURE only, since that is all she asked. Thanks! Jess Jess logged in from: 64.8.222.18 On Sat Sep 6 2003 12:41:07 PM EDT
Kenny ~ U SUCK!But I guess we will have to let you go w/ a tear in our eyes!But U STILL SUCK! me me logged in from: pm3-d28.weir.net On Fri Aug 8 2003 7:00:36 PM EDT
me me logged in from: pm6-d05.weir.net On Wed Jul 30 2003 7:08:36 PM EDT
me me logged in from: pm3-d22.weir.net On Sat Jul 26 2003 10:03:23 PM EDT
Jess Jess logged in from: 64-8-222-18.client.dsl.net On Sat Jul 26 2003 6:37:31 PM EDT
Ok, ok, I hope that the copier deal went down ok, did it Kenny?? And why don't you ever call when you don't have pants on at work?! Dammit! Nice looking logos, yinz guys! Maybe that's why we are going to win some this time - everyone will be floored that we have a logo! Whoo hoo! Thomas tharrington@controldesigninc.com Thomas logged in from: erie.controldesigninc.com On Tue Jul 22 2003 8:45:14 AM EDT
when are you guys going to have 'Jess' bobblehead night?Do you need to know how to skate to play hockey with yins guys?Is there a jersey for the offical team drunk?Kenny is not wearing any pants right now at work!!! Eric Schuster mongo1027@aol.com Eric logged in from: pool-68-162-166-119.pitt.east.verizon.net On Thu Apr 3 2003 6:17:28 PM EST
MikeyCould you email the picture of the logo please? Eric mongo1027@aol.com Eric logged in from: fhcfl02.verizon.com On Sun Mar 16 2003 4:08:01 PM EST
Mikey WTF???? Did Mr
Peabody and his way back machine pay a little visit to our web site or is the green beer having that much of a hangover effect on you that you regressed 5 months. I am sure Bill remember that game well enough not to need reminded. Jess Jess logged in from: cache-ntc-ah12.proxy.aol.com On Sun Mar 16 2003 12:38:49 PM EST
Ok, Don't like the pic of me in the player profiles. DEFINATELY want another one taken, at least with my uniform on instead of civilian clothes!! steve steve logged in from: pm6-d10.weir.net On Thu Jan 23 2003 11:00:23 PM EST
Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstlang01.library.pitt.edu On Tue Jan 21 2003 8:38:31 PM EST
Yeah, Ken, we did play Saturday, did we
forget to tell you? We took on Mario,
Wayne, Bobby Orr, Gordie Howe, Ray Bourque,
Paul Coffey and Patrick Roy.
Beat 'em 46-0. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: AC82B595.ipt.aol.com On Thu Jan 16 2003 8:11:58 PM EST
according to southpointe's web, our next game is jan. 22 at 10:40 vs the blades. does this mean no game saturday? Eric Schuster Mongo1027@aol.com Eric logged in from: pool-141-151-161-86.pitt.east.verizon.net On Mon Jan 6 2003 9:17:30 PM EST
Just a quick update about the upcoming session. Matt does have a guy named Howie who would like to play. He was checking on his eligibility since he has played in "A"league. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstlang01.library.pitt.edu On Thu Jan 2 2003 12:54:39 PM EST
Schmoopy? WTF's a schmoopy? I don't have
keys to my club. I drive it with the club
on in case someone tries to carjack me... DJ Watts DJ logged in from: 12-226-247-120.client.attbi.com On Mon Dec 30 2002 5:07:51 PM EST
Hey Mikey!! On the updated profiles why didn't you put your new nickname of "Schmoopy" on the list? Or haven't you guys decided who the Schmoopy is yet?
BTW, did you ever find the keys to your club? Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstlang01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Dec 18 2002 10:53:01 PM EDT
Sorry, Ken. Your omission was an oversight.
I would have made the correction sooner, but
I was too busy having sex. Jess Jess logged in from: cache-ntc-ah12.proxy.aol.com On Sun Dec 15 2002 10:51:22 AM EDT
Kenny, is that a subtle hint?? Nice job on the website, Mikey...updated profiles are quite funny...got me to giggle. Hopefully I won't inflict any hearing loss tonight, but I'm not promising anything.... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: AC9AA9FA.ipt.aol.com On Thu Dec 12 2002 10:36:35 PM EDT
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PLAYER PROFILE!! or is this what they call free agent or free to a good home,I hate that webhead. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstlang01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Aug 28 2002 2:57:34 PM EDT
I just want to go on record as saying I
would never resort to bribery just to win
the Three Star Award. So Kenny, how do
you like that new car I just bought you? Kenny G kgibala67@yahoo.com Kenny logged in from: AC9A3847.ipt.aol.com On Mon Aug 26 2002 10:17:31 PM EDT
OK, HERE WE GO! the 3 stars award is going to the wire. with one game to go here is line-up of who still has a chance to win the award: Stevie,Mikey,Eric,Larry,Matt,Jess. GOOD LUCK TO YINZ ALL!! Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstlang01.library.pitt.edu On Mon Aug 26 2002 8:38:21 PM EDT
Actually, that was me. Friday the 13th
falls on a Tuesday this month. Jess BigFuse Jess logged in from: cache-ntc-ah12.proxy.aol.com On Mon Aug 26 2002 8:31:29 PM EDT
Can someone get Kenny a calendar??? Looks like he needs some orientation to date.... Kenny G kgibala67@yahoo.com Kenny logged in from: AC86C780.ipt.aol.com On Mon Aug 5 2002 10:54:05 PM EDT
screw you guys....I'm going home. Mikey Mikey logged in from: ulsstlang01.library.pitt.edu On Wed Jul 31 2002 1:48:52 PM EDT
Quotation of the Day, Tuesday, July 30, 2002,
Ken says: "If Johnny doesn't show up tonight,
he's not gonna be here." steve steve logged in from: pm5-d12.weir.net On Mon Jul 1 2002 7:15:46 PM EDT
kenny g kgibala67@yahoo.com kenyy logged in from: ACA6DB55.ipt.aol.com On Sun Jun 30 2002 4:26:25 PM EDT
5 YEARS AND STILL GOIN STRONG
Who da thunk it eh? lets have the best season yet! and a question to the web-head master, any rumor that there will be a Mitch "shift it up" bobblehead night? Jess The Big Fuse Jess logged in from: spider-ntc-ta034.proxy.aol.com On Sun May 26 2002 9:56:48 AM EDT
Just wanted to thank you guys....it's been great playing hockey with you, and I have had a blast. And thanks for putting up with my shit....are we allowed to say shit on the website??? Anyways, time to kick some KoSports ass Tuesday nite boys...are we allowed to say ass, too?? Oh well, see you in the lockerroom! Steve Lauck Steve logged in from: pm3-d01.weir.net On Mon Apr 29 2002 11:31:27 PM EDT
Go team eylem ozkaramanli eylemcy@yahoo.com eylem logged in from: langburn.library.pitt.edu On Wed Apr 10 2002 5:41:01 PM EDT
Good luck! Dan Weaver info@danielweaver.com http://www.danielweaver.com/hockey.asp Dan logged in from: pa-mtlebanon1a-21.pit.adelphia.net On Tue Mar 19 2002 8:46:51 PM EST
Great site! I live in Mt. Lebanon PA and I have been playing for 25 years. If you know of other teams in your league looking for a quality team site for just a few bucks a player please give them my link. Check it out, I think the interface is pretty cool. jeanann jeanannc@hotmail.com jeanann logged in from: rely.library.pitt.edu On Fri Nov 30 2001 10:41:05 AM EST
I asked Michael if he plays hockey or something. He ended up directing me to this web-page.
Good Luck Spiders! Ray Sabatini sabatini@laurelcapital.net Ray logged in from: 23.pyvl2.xdsl.nauticom.net On Mon Oct 29 2001 2:44:09 PM EST
X-file: There was another team that played at Bladerunners (Bethel B league) called the Spiders that had exactly the same uniforms. Is this just a coincidence? The truth is out there.
Cumpy's Bandits Rule! Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Mon Oct 1 2001 12:44:39 EDT
3 STARS: 3RD star MIKEY - BEAUTY OF A SHOT SCORED FROM RIGHT SIDE OF NET. 2nd star BILL - took a hit to the knee, but stayed on the ice for a breakaway goal. no #1 awarded. Kenny Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Mon Oct 1 2001 12:41:34 EDT
Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Mon Sep 24 2001 8:33:07 AM EDT
GAME 4 - 3 STARS. NO STARS AWARDED IN 5-0 LOSS. BLAH!!! Steve Steve logged in from: pm3-d45.weir.net On Wed Sep 19 2001 8:51:59 PM EDT
Let's try this again
Jess Jess logged in from: 205.245.168.183 On Tue Sep 18 2001 3:31:24 PM EDT
Hey! I finally got on the team, got leveled by my boss, hit with a puck....how much do I have to sacrifice to get on this webpage?? Couldn't get on for devoted fan of the century.....now I'm playing....what's the world coming to? At least I got mentioned, I guess I can't bitch...too much. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Mon Sep 17 2001 12:16:40 EDT
GAME 3-3 STARS;3/JESS,took abuse in front of the net,got hit with a puck from her boss-kurt-and was expected to work the next day.
2/BILL,more good end to end rushes,plus scored the game tying goal,late in the game.
1/JOHNNYscoring 2 goals,and getting knocked around all night without a penalty called. but really#1 star for being in rare form in/out of locker room. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Thu Sep 6 2001 10:24:20 AM EDT
GAME 2 - 3 STARS: 3/BILL-good defense and end to end rushes. 2/MIKEY-2 game scoring streak plus had the 2 ladies as his wingmates.1/STEVIE-great goaltending when most needed. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Thu Aug 30 2001 8:36:19 AM EDT
3 Spider Stars of the game, sponsered by Kens penalty box: 3/Jess, starting her first spider game and providing the battle cry CORN! 2/DALE, 2 goal night inspired by the house band at Jay's playing Wanted dead or alive! 08/29/01. Kenny G Kenny logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Thu Aug 23 2001 11:38:32 AM EDT
SPIDERS INVADE THE MELLON ARENA THIS FALL.
We will have the opportunity to rent the ice at the Mellon Arena in late Sept./Oct. for a 2 hour pick up game. details to follow about date and game time. we actually might get our fans to come out and watch now. KENNY G KENSPENALTYBOX@HOTMAIL.COM KENNY logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Wed Jul 18 2001 12:54:03 EDT
TO ALL PLAYERS AND FAN(S), The spiders will be featured this fall at the Penguins web site. The live user-operated still camera already installed at Mellon Arena, is coming to Southpointe. Sounds like it will be on 24/7. Now we just have to find someone to stay up late, to save the images for us so we can have pictures on this darn thing.
today the pens web site, tomorrow ESPN. KENNY KENNY logged in from: adm.controldesigninc.com On Wed Jul 18 2001 12:45:37 EDT
Denny djmenace3711@hotmail.com Denny logged in from: c1369356-a.canbrg1.pa.home.com On Wed Jun 6 2001 3:42:51 PM EDT
WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE TOP...first Lincare, then the Polar Bears, who can stop us once we get rolling...way to kick ass guys... Kenny G Kenny logged in from: ip-64-63-87-123.reverse.mobilenetics.com On Fri May 25 2001 8:33:35 AM EDT
SPIDER MOTIVATION CLASS # 1,
-Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Van Gogh.
-Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes the furthest is generally the one willing to do and dare. - D.Carnegie.
-Skate your balls off!!! - Calvin Kennedy.
LETS GO SPIDERS !!!
Denny Hopkins difontae@hotmail.com Denny logged in from: c1369356-a.canbrg1.pa.home.com On Wed May 16 2001 9:28:11 AM EDT
Damn, I might only be the new guy on the team and might only be a Jay Caufiled sytle player t hat likes # 16, but when do I get to be on the teams web page? "Come on we can beat these guys, they're not that good." Denny Hopkins difontae@hotmail.com Denny logged in from: c1369356-a.canbrg1.pa.home.com On Wed May 16 2001 9:26:40 AM EDT
Larry Lowe Larry logged in from: FWvext2.adc.com On Tue May 8 2001 12:28:02 EDT
Death to Kindom Entertainment!! Jess YouknowwhoIam jessmeloy@hotmail.com Jess logged in from: 1Cust118.tnt5.wheeling.wv.da.uu.net On Tue May 1 2001 8:58:22 PM EDT
Hey!
Where is the devoted fan picture at???Dammit!! Website looks great, a lot better than the other one was! Noreen Noreen logged in from: gateway2.post-gazette.com On Mon Apr 30 2001 3:24:39 PM EDT
Where can I get a miniature collectible of the lawn goose in the spiders uniform? DJ Watts dwatts1040@yahoo.com DJ logged in from: pm3-d62.weir.net On Sat Apr 28 2001 7:54:39 PM EDT
You are the greatest Mikey!!! And my nickname is NOT Spike!!! Dale christened me that for some reason!!!Don't make me kick you in the ding ding. Aunt Barb bdoloughty@yahoo.com Aunt Barb logged in from: clsi160.clsi.upmc.edu On Fri Apr 27 2001 3:42:01 PM EDT
N Ice Work!!!
I'm scared of the creeping spider. kenny g kenspenaltybox@hotmail.com kenny logged in from: ip-64-63-87-123.reverse.mobilenetics.com On Thu Apr 26 2001 12:33:05 EDT
looks good mikey. nice touch with the jerseys
in the history sec. Larry Lowe lowe_96@hotmail.com Larry logged in from: FWvext2.adc.com On Thu Apr 26 2001 12:04:42 EDT
Mikey - the website looks great!!
Great effort last night Spiders...we'll get 'em next time. Michael Michael logged in from: yowl.library.pitt.edu On Tue Apr 24 2001 3:15:04 PM EDT
To all my Spider brethren and anyone else
who may happen upon these pages, here is
an example of how your entries in the
guestbook shall appear. |