As comprised, compiled, voted, and decided upon by a full and democratic committee consisting entirely of...Mikey.
Season Totals: 24 - Red 13 - B 8 - New GoaliePersonGuy 8 - Doug 7 - Dan 7 - Jason 7 - Dave 6 - Mikey 4 - BlueHelmetGuy 4 - Steve 4 - Petey 4 - Rich 3 - Jess 3 - GC 2 - Kenny G 1 - DJ 1 - Bobby Orr's Testicles Each #1 Star = 3pts, #2 Star = 2pts, #3 Star = 1pt. Thursday, February 9, 2006 Playoffs - Championship Game Two Ko Sports 7 Spiders 1 #3 Doug, Dan, Steve, Petey, Red, Jess, Jim, Jason, Adam, Mikey, Rich, B, Red, Todd - Great season, guys. #2 No #2 star awarded. #1 No #1 star awarded in loss. Tuesday, February 7, 2006 Playoffs - Championship Game One Ko Sports 8 Spiders 6 #3 Doug, Dan, Steve, Petey #2 B, Dave - Some nice passwork, good communication on the ice. #1 Red - Head and shoulders above Thursday, February 2, 2006 Playoffs - Round One Spiders 8 Burgh's 4 #3 Doug - Very solid game. #2 B, Dan, Jim - B and Dan with the passes, rushes, and goals, Jim some great saves.#1 Red - Despite the penalty, a command performance. Saturday, January 21, 2006 Spiders 7 Ko Sports 2 #3 Bobby Orr's Testicles - Self explanatory. #2 Red, B, Dave, Steve - Red would have been a #1 except for that little scrum at the end. B with another solid game, we won't hold those breakaways against you. Dave with some good setups. Steve anchors his line. #1 Dan - Welcome back. Saturday, January 14, 2006 Spiders 7 Killer B's 6 #3 Mikey - Ok, can I give myself a star? I did setup B twice, including once prone on the ice, and also made the pass to Red for the winning goal. Or would it be an abuse of power? #2 Jason - A very solid performance on D. Even if his favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain. Everyone knows La Cage aux Folles is much better. #1 B, Red - Two great games from two great players. Good positioning, great shots, following up on plays. And Red with the game winner with under ten seconds to play. Saturday, January 7, 2006 Spiders 6 Ice Hawks 2 #3 Petey - Would have been a #1 or a #2 if he could have converted his second breakaway. He was so open that second time that he just got too excited, and as we can all attest, even Jess, it's tough to shoot with a woody. #2 Red - Almost another Gordie Howe Hat Trick. Multiple goals, multiple assists (including setting me up for a beauty), but not really a true fight. Not that Matt didn't want to drop the gloves a few times. #1 GC - "Glass Cleaner." By consensus vote, the girl up at Jay's with the flesh colored, tight, form fitting shirt who spent the better part of two periods rubbing her breasts against the windows. We're surprised she didn't cut holes in the glass, what with her nipples being so hard and all... Tuesday, December 27, 2005 Spiders 7 Bargoyles 6 #3 DJ - Great play in her first game of the season. #2 B, Dave - Good games from both, Dave with a fine effort in his first game back since that raging case of syphillis that had him sidelined for the last eight months. #1 Red - With the "Gordie Howe Hat Trick." Thursday, December 15, 2005 Burgh's 5 Spiders 1 #3 No #3 star awarded. #2 No #2 star awarded. #1 No #1 star awarded in loss. Thursday, December 8, 2005 Spiders W by FF Burgh's #3 No #3 star awarded. #2 No #2 star awarded. #1 Rich, Red, Mikey, GoaliePersonGuy, BlueHelmetGuy, Jason - Those of us who braved the weather all get #1 stars for our dedication. The rest of you pussies get no such accolades. Saturday, November 26, 2005 Bargoyles 10 Spiders 6 #3 Doug, Red, Kenny G - Kenny G, despite not even being at the game, gets a retroactive star from last week because he scored a goal but didn't receive credit. #2 No #2 star awarded. #1 No #1 star awarded in loss. Friday, November 18, 2005 Ko Sports 4 Spiders 1 #3 Doug, B, Petey, Jess - Good games from all, Petey So Meaty shines on D. #2 No #2 star awarded. #1 No #1 star awarded in loss. Sunday, November 6, 2005 Spiders 7 Ice Hawks 5 #3 Jess - She gets a star for setting me up with a beautiful pass. I get a breakaway from the red line in, and of course I shoot it into the parking lot. #2 Red - Some nice moves even with the injured knee. #1 Doug - With the hat trick. Sunday, October 23, 2005 Killer B's 3 Spiders 1 #3 Red, Dan #2 New GoaliePersonGuy #1 No #1 star awarded in loss.