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Spiders Site News - Sunday, March 13, 2016

The Great Spiders Comeback is expected to begin in early April in the Lower D League at Southpointe. Stay tuned for details, here, on the Spiders FB page, and on our Teamer page.

Spiders Site News - Tuesday, January 5, 2016

In commemoration of tonight's South Park outdoor pickup hockey, which featured the largest gathering of Spiders in one place in over two years, ladies and gentlemen, here are tonight's 7 Stars:

#7 Mikey - takes a nice pass from BrYan to light the lamp, or at least the Xmas lights on the telephone pole behind the net.

#6 BrYan - sets up Mikey. Twice, actually, but Mikey blows the breakaway.

#5 Kenny G - [INSERT WONDERFUL THING KENNY G DOES HERE]

#4 Jeff - first appearance since the 8th grade picnic.

#3 Dave - first appearance since the 6th grade picnic.

#2 B - still working the magic with his wand. And by "wand" I mean...

#1 Charlie - for berating the two guys who showed up early for the session after us and tried to sneak on the ice. "Get off the ice!" "You didn't pay me!" "Go sit in the corner!"

Spiders Site News - Tuesday, January 5, 2016

The Spiders Quote of the Night:

Jeff - "It's so cold out here, I can't feel my face."

Mikey - "Would you like me to feel it for you?"

Charlie - "Yeah, with your penis."

Spiders Site News - Thursday, September 10, 2015

The Spiders have been dragged, kicking and screaming, into the 19th century, and now have a Facebook page.

Spiders Site News - Sunday, March 23, 2014

And now ladies and gentlemen, here are tonight's Three Stars:

#3 Mark - gave up 18 goals, but probably still had a save percentage over .900

#2 Dave, Tim - Dave nets potentially the last goal ever by a long tenured Spider, Tim has two, including potentially the very last Spider goal ever.

#1 No #1 star awarded in loss.

As always, tonight's Three Stars are brought to you by a full and democtratic committee consisting entirely of...Mikey. Here are the season totals.

Spiders Site News - Sunday, March 23, 2014

The Spiders Quote of the Night:

[Petey, commenting upon how he got screwed over by people always paying late when he was running the team.]

Petey - "I put it on my credit card, but there's this thing called interest rate..."

Mikey - "Well, if you wouldn't charge all that gay porn to the same account."

Petey - "I like to keep all gay activies grouped together."

Who are the Spiders?

The Spiders are/were an adult league hockey team based in the Pittsburgh region. The team began play in the summer of 1997, and has in the past sallied forth under the monikers the Eagles and the Barking Spiders. A complete narrative recap of our exploits can be found under the Team History link to the left.

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